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Heaven Burns Red General Minecraft SMP

Air, angel beats!, burns, charlotte, clannad, comedy, database, Download, Events, general, harem, HBR, Heaven, Heaven Burns Red, Jrpg, jun maeda, Little Busters, Minecraft, mobile, PC, red, smp, Tier List, trailers, twitter, YuRi

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9261
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Secret Passages Found:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Magic Items Found:	6182
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in a world created by the twisted mind of Jun Maeda, the genius behind Angel Beats!, Clannad, AIR, Little Busters! and Charlotte.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a yuri-themed village where players can build their own harem of Minecraft waifus. And if that’s not enough, we have random comedy events that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But wait, there’s more! Our tier list database will help you strategize your way to the top, and our trailers are so epic they’ll make you want to jump right into the game. Plus, our New Year events are coming up, so get ready for some insane surprises!

So what are you waiting for? Download the game now and join us in this wild adventure. Just remember, newfriends, don’t read the spoilers or you might end up in a Minecraft soap opera. See you in the game, fellow gamers! #MinecraftMadness #HaremVillage #YuriYAYAYA

FlirtCraft: Creeper Pickup Lines

awkward, BIZARRE, bizarre flirting, creeper, cringeworthy, DATING, FlirtCraft, FLIRTING, funny, funny flirting, humor, lines, odd, pickup, pickup lines, quirky, Redditers, relationships, romance, Social Interaction, strange, strange flirting, weird, weird flirting.

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7022
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3490	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1465

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some hilarious flirting adventures! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a player dressed as a giant chicken starts throwing heart emojis at you and serenading you with love songs in the chat. Or how about the time someone tried to impress you by building a pixel art portrait of your Minecraft character using only dirt blocks? Join us for a wild ride of wacky flirtations and unforgettable moments! Who needs diamonds when you can have a virtual Romeo or Juliet professing their love for you in the most absurd ways possible?

BalticBlockBusters

2022, ALERT, Baltic Sea, BalticBlockBusters, Cable damage, EU, Europe, gas pipelines, Geopolitical, incidents, international relations, investigation, Region, russia, sabotage, sanctions, SECURITY, shadow fleet, Tension, undersea cables

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8878
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we got crazier stuff happening than russia’s ‘shadow fleet’ causing chaos in the baltic sea. we got undersea cables getting damaged, gas pipelines exploding, it’s a whole mess but in a fun way.

if you wanna experience the thrill of sabotage and destruction, then this is the server for you. we got players sneaking around, causing mayhem, and keeping everyone on their toes. who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can join us and be part of the chaos?

so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the action. just watch out for those sneaky russian spies trying to mess things up even more. it’s gonna be a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it fun, right?

INK MC

action, Arena, battle, chases, Combat, Community, Competition, Cross-Play, developers, Downtime, Duels, Economy, Infrastructure, Lag, LifeSteal, Modes, Performance, Practice, PvP, Server, Skills, Staff

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9540
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Welcome to INK MC – Where PvP Reigns Supreme Are you ready to step into the arena and prove your PvP prowess? Look no further than INK MC, where the thrill of battle meets unparalleled performance and a vibrant, competitive community. Unmatched Performance: Experience PvP like never before with our top-tier server infrastructure. Say goodbye to lag and downtime – our dedicated servers, meticulously managed by skilled developers and a mature staff team, ensure the smoothest gameplay possible. Focus on perfecting your combat skills without any distractions. Intense PvP Modes: Prepare for heart-pounding action with our unique blend of Lifesteal and Practice modes. Engage in thrilling chases and intense duels as you

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WHO WILL ENTER THE DS TO THE OP Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Aternos, Clans, classic, Community, Creative, DS OP, Duels, Dupe, Economy, endless world, Events, Exploration, Free Admin, Free Donations, freedom, Grief, Hardcore, Limitless, Minecraft, multiplayer, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Rules, No Wipes, NonResetting, open world, Pirate, player-driven, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Unique, Unrestricted, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4308
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Towns Built:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

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Crescenta

auction house, Bounties, Brewery, Chestshops, Classes, Crescenta, Discord, Dwarves, Economy System, Elves, expanding world border, Geopolitical, halflings, humans, Ip:, Lands plugin, No Resets, PVP rework, Races, Ramborn, Roleplay, Skill System, Token system, world-building

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	485
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Crescenta Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Expanding World Border	A unique feature that grows as new players join to provide endless land to explore.
Skill System and PVP Rework	Promotes slower gameplay and lasting experiences.
Lands Plugin	Allows for claims, nations, and wars.
Economy System	Includes ChestShops, Bounties, Auction House, and more for trading and commerce.
Token System	Rewards worldbuilding and offers unique abilities.
Brewery	Allows players to brew drinks and have fun.
Races and Classes	Choose between various races and classes to personalize your experience.

Join us at: crescenta.org

Watch our server trailer: Click here

Join our Discord community: Click here

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is there a world border?

A: Yes, the world border expands as new players join to provide infinite land to explore.

Q: Are there resets on the server?

A: No, there are no resets. Build something and it lasts forever.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply connect to crescenta.org using the Minecraft Java Edition.

Q: Are there any unique gameplay features?

A: Yes, our server offers races, classes, an economy system, and a special token system for rewards.

Timeless Haven 1.21

Attention, Awareness, clock, DEADLINE, exclamation, Good, Haven, heaven’s, just, look, moment, Observation, Prompt, punctuality, realization, reminder, Schedule, Surprise, Time, Timeless, Urgency, watch

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8929
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	9896	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	219

Oh boy, you won’t believe the crazy fun waiting for you on this Minecraft server!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give out hugs instead of explosions.

You’ll be laughing your blocky butt off as you ride on rainbow-colored llamas and battle evil chickens armed with golden carrots.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you see our dance parties with skeletons and zombies busting out their best moves.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the insanity and let’s make Minecraft weirder than ever before!

””AI Fails” Minecraft SMP”

ai, AI mistakes, algorithm, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, computer science, data analysis, deep learning, digital transformation, error analysis, Fails, Future Tech, innovation, machine learning, Minecraft, neural networks, problem solving, programming, robotics, smp, tech fails, Technology

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2282
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Buildings Constructed:	12	Zombie Dances:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	5696	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever play in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. We have weekly llama races where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle, and every full moon we have a dance party with the Endermen (they’re surprisingly good dancers).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a magical feather that grants you the power of flight (and also the ability to lay golden eggs).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

CraftyQuitters

10. Long hours, 11. Low pay, 12. Lack of advancement opportunities, 13. Poor work-life balance, 14. Unsupportive management, 15. Repetitive tasks, 16. High pressure job, 17. Physical labor, 18. Emotional exhaustion, 19. Lack of recognition, 2. Stressful job, 20. Micromanagement., 3. Unfulfilling career, 4. Burnout, 5. Demanding work, 6. Toxic workplace, 7. Low job satisfaction, 8. Difficult job, 9. Challenging career, CraftyQuitters, High turnover rate

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5209
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	26	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
New Chunks Explored:	300752	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Trying to survive in the real world? Pfft, who needs that when you can join our Minecraft server and become a professional block miner! We promise you won’t quit this job because you’ll be too busy dodging exploding creepers and fighting off zombie hordes.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own empire, complete with diamond-studded castles and lava moats. Need a break from all the hard work? Just hop on a pig and ride off into the sunset, because why walk when you can ride a pig?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless poultry warriors who will fight by your side in epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full battle armor wielding a sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your new career as a block miner extraordinaire. Who needs a real job when you can have this much fun in the world of Minecraft?

SaydnayaCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, arrest, civil rights, death penalties, detainment, Dictatorship, human rights violations, Imprisonment, international law, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, new rulers, Official, political repression, regime change, rulers, Saydnaya, SaydnayaCraft, Server, Syria, Syrian government, War Crimes

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2773
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, trust me it’s gonna blow your mind! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

So, one time, the rulers of Syria decided to play Minecraft, right? And they were like, “Yo, we need to arrest the official behind Saydnaya death penalties because he’s not playing on our server!” And then they found out he was on our server, building the sickest castle you’ve ever seen!

But wait, there’s more! When you join this server, you get to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Plus, the admins are like wizards who can grant you wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Trust me, it’s gonna be LIT!