🍆💦LAZOR.CLUB REVIEW Minecraft Servers

NoMoreMinecraftFamilyDinners

family acceptance, family bonding, family boundaries, family communication, family conflicts, family dinners, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family loyalty, family pressure, family priorities, family relationships, family respect, Family Support, family tradition, family unity, Family Values, monthly dinners, NoMoreMinecraftFamilyDinners

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family dinners? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and no judgment on your cooking skills!

Our server is the perfect place to avoid family drama like the plague. No more passive-aggressive comments about your cooking or judgmental stares from relatives. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building epic structures.

Join now and leave behind the stress of family dinners. Who needs their approval when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise not to criticize your virtual cooking skills – unless you burn down the virtual kitchen, then we might have to have a chat. So come on in and let’s have some fun!

NoBoysAllowedMC SMP

advice, Boundaries, Communication, Curiosity, DATING, Etiquette, gender, inappropriate, Men, NoBoysAllowedMC, questions, reddit, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, smp, social norms, taboo, Women

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Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss out on!

Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for hugs. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who will only attack you if you’re not wearing the latest trends in armor. And don’t even get me started on our villagers, they throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft.

But be warned, there is one question you should never ask on our server: “Can I borrow your enchanted diamond sword?” Trust us, you do not want to know the consequences of that question.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself building a rollercoaster made entirely out of gold blocks. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today!

CraftyGooglerz

Absurd, BIZARRE, Comical, CraftyGooglerz, Curiosity, funny, GOOGLE, INFORMATION, internet, odd, peculiar, query, question.., quirky, Random, Ridiculous, search, search engine, strange, UNUSUAL, weird

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Have you ever Googled “how to train a llama to breakdance”? Well, if you have, then you definitely need to join our Minecraft server! We have a whole llama breakdancing academy where you can train your llama to bust a move like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic jousting tournaments. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a lance.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party cave where players can dance the night away with glow-in-the-dark sheep and party-loving creepers. It’s the hottest spot in all of Minecraft, and you won’t find anything like it anywhere else.

So come join us on our server and experience the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you!

CraftyMedics Minecraft Server

Body, brutality, CraftyMedics, crime, Doctor, Evidence, Forensic, Hospital, investigation, Justice, Kolkata, law enforcement, Minecraft, murder, naked, on-duty, Server, sexual assault, Shocking.., SUSPECT, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a Kolkata hospital up in here! Except instead of gruesome murders, we got epic battles and crazy adventures! Imagine finding a naked body in the game, but instead of being scared, you’re just like “lolz, who did this prank?!”

Join us for some penetrative fun (but not like that, keep it PG, kids)! Explore the wild world of Minecraft with us and see what kind of insane stories you can create. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

SurrenderCraft: Ukraine’s Big Win

big, Ceasefire, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international conflict, international relations, Largest Surrender, Military, military strategy, peace talks, Reports, Russian Invasion, Russian troops, Surrender, SurrenderCraft, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, Ukraines, War, WIN

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hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u a lil secret. this server is so lit, even russian troops are surrendering just to play on it. like, ukraine reported the largest surrender by russian troops cuz they heard about this server.

imagine building your own empire, fighting dragons, and riding llamas into battle. yea, llamas. not horses, llamas. and the best part? we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. u gotta see it to believe it.

so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe this server isn’t for u. but for everyone else, come on in and let’s get this party started!

MeatyColonCraft

cancer awareness, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, colon cancer, colorectal cancer, diet, dietary habits, health, health risks, Healthy Eating, Lifestyle, meat consumption, meat intake, MeatyColonCraft, nutrition, Prevention, processed meats, red meat, risk factor, younger adults

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in the depths of the earth, when suddenly a wild colon cancer appears! but fear not, brave miner, for on our server, we have banished colon cancer forever! how, you ask? well, by serving up only the finest vegan food in all of Minecraft! no more red and processed meats here, just delicious plant-based goodness that will keep your colon happy and cancer-free! join us now and dig your way to a healthier future!

NordicMC

Factions, PvP, Raiding, skyblock survival creative minigames faction factions towny economy roleplay bedwars skywars prison vanilla modded tekkit pixelmon hunger games pvp adventure spigot

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Join NordicMC for the ultimate factions experience! Enjoy custom enchantments, intense PvP battles, and strategic raids in a competitive world. Build powerful factions, trade in a balanced economy, and participate in exciting events. Our friendly community and high-performance server ensure a smooth, engaging adventure for both veterans and newcomers. Ready to dominate?

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Coomer-Free Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our totally not Christian Minecraft server, where you can finally escape from those pesky obese niggers spreading their ass cheeks! We promise no porn here, just good old-fashioned shitposting and hilarious memes. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and leave the degeneracy behind!

WokeUpAt16 Minecraft SMP

alarm clock, bedtime habits, bedtime routine, circadian rhythm, daily habits, early riser, Minecraft, morning routine, night owl, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep schedule, sleeping in, smp, time zones, waking up early, waking up late, WokeUpAt16

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most chaotic sleep schedule ever! Forget waking up at a normal time like a responsible adult, on our server, we embrace the beauty of sleeping in until 4 PM. Who needs sunlight anyway when you have virtual blocks to mine and mobs to slay? Plus, rumor has it that our resident zombie pigman has a secret stash of diamonds hidden in his oversized pockets. So come join us and see if you can beat the clock and find those shiny treasures before sundown!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

autism, blockparty, Boundaries, child, contracts, discomfort, england, family, grandson, housing agency, LANDLORD, living space, Minecraft, noise, privacy, Property, property rights, Renovations, rules, Server, shared property, Tenant

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Are you tired of sharing your living space with unexpected guests? Join our Minecraft server where the only unexpected guests are creepers trying to blow up your house! No random kids screaming and yelling, just the soothing sounds of mining and crafting. Our landlord (in-game) won’t rearrange your furniture or put their stuff in your fridge, they’ll just provide you with endless opportunities to build and explore. Say goodbye to awkward living situations and hello to a virtual world where you’re the master of your domain. Join now and let the adventures begin!

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Crops Grown:	4749	Runes Activated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	55	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Void Armor Forged:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Animals Bred:	33	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Crops Grown:	8707	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Groundbreaking LAZOR.CLUB REVIEW Minecraft Servers

NoMoreMinecraftFamilyDinners

Stats November 22, 2024

CraftyGooglerz

Stats November 22, 2024

CraftyMedics Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

SurrenderCraft: Ukraine’s Big Win

Stats November 22, 2024

MeatyColonCraft

Stats November 22, 2024

NordicMC

Stats November 22, 2024

Coomer-Free Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

WokeUpAt16 Minecraft SMP

Stats November 22, 2024

BlockParty Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Zombie Dances:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Alien Abductions:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Farms Harvested:	685	Void Armor Forged:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	122
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Enchantments Applied:	187
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5544
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Farms Harvested:	198	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6