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31YearOldDating20YearOldMinecraftSMP

20 year old, 31 year old, 31YearOldDating20YearOldMinecraftSMP, age gap, consent, DATING, generational differences, judgement, Legal, long term implications, love, Maturity, Opinions, personal choice, relationships, romance, social norms, societal expectations, society, stigma, Unconventional

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9791
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Animals Bred:	72	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is a hot mess of scandalous relationships! Join us for a chance to witness a 31-year-old player dating a 20-year-old player, causing chaos and confusion among the other players. Will they make it work or will their 11-year age gap tear them apart? Only time will tell on our wild and wacky server! So come join us for a chance to experience the craziest love triangles and drama-filled romances in Minecraft history!

13YearOldMeSaysLOL

13YearOldMeSaysLOL, advice, advice from the past, growing up, hindsight, Inner child, life lessons, looking back, Memories, Nostalgia, past self, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, teenage years, wisdom, younger self

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8558
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1033	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Remember when you were 13 and all you wanted to do was play Minecraft all day? Well, guess what? Now you can relive those glory days on our epic Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long lost cousin, the Disco Dragon. Dance your way to victory as you battle this funky foe in the ultimate showdown. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with candy and rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your inner 13 year old self run wild in a world where anything is possible. Trust us, your younger self would be so proud.

HouseArrestMC Server

Arrest warrant, court case, criminal activity, criminal charges, criminal charges filed, criminal defense, criminal investigation, criminal justice, criminal prosecution, criminal trial, House Arrest, HouseArrestMC, justice system, law enforcement, legal issues, legal proceedings, Legal System, legal trouble emergence, legal troubles, new charges, Server, Tate

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1084
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

so like, tate got caught tryna steal all the diamonds on this epic minecraft server, and now he’s under house arrest! but don’t worry, you can still join and be the next diamond thief! come join the chaos and see if you can outsmart the mods who caught tate! plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground city filled with rare loot waiting to be discovered. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

KremlinCraft: KurskShelters

border, concrete shelters, Conflict, crisis management., Defense, defense installations, defense preparedness, eastern europe, Geopolitics, incursion intensifies, international relations, KremlinCraft, Kursk, KurskShelters, Military, military strategy, political turmoil, russia, Safety Measures, SECURITY, Tension, Ukraine

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	863
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Farms Harvested:	368	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Enchantments Applied:	146	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build concrete shelters like russia in kursk! protect yourself from ukrainian incursions while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos above ground. join now for the ultimate survival experience and maybe you’ll even find putin hiding in one of our shelters! it’s a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some intense gaming!

BlazeCraft: Reversing Brain Aging with THC

aging, aging reversal, BlazeCraft, Brain, brain aging, brain health, brain rejuvenation, cannabinoid, Cannabis, cannabis compound, cognitive decline, cognitive function, long-term administration, low-dose, medical marijuana, Mice, Molecular Pathways, Neurodegeneration, neurology, Rejuvenate, research, Reversing, study, Thc

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6100
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magic Items Found:	6761
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Farms Harvested:	360

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that makes u feel like a young mouse again? well, this server is the place for u! we got that good good cannabis compound that will make ur brain feel like it’s back in its prime. forget about aging, forget about responsibilities, just come on in and let the THC do its magic. ur brain will be rejuvenated, ur cognitive function will be on point, and u’ll be building epic structures in no time. join us now and experience the ultimate brain boost like never before!

DemocracyCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

@POTUS45, America First, DemocracyCraft, Donald J Trump, elon musk, God Bless the USA, Liz Harrington, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Minecraft, president trump, President Trump Office, Server, TeamTrump, Trump administration, Trump Legacy, trump library, Trump Press Conference, Trump Rally, Trump Remarks, Trump Spox, Trump X Space, Trump2024, TrumpWarRoom, Ultimate

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7101
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as President Donald J. Trump’s rallies? Look no further, because our server is HUUUGE! Join us and build the greatest virtual wall Minecraft has ever seen, and make Minecraft great again, again!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that President Trump himself will be making a special appearance in the game to deliver a press conference on how to mine for diamonds like a boss. Plus, you might even get to team up with Elon Musk for some intergalactic adventures in the Minecraft universe.

So why join our server? Because we believe in winning, in making Minecraft great again, and in building the best virtual economy Asheville, NC has ever seen. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly historic, like a Minecraft server run by the one and only President Donald J. Trump! #BuildThatWall #MineForDiamonds #MAGA2024

Minecraft SMP – VShojo+ Adventures

Adventures, former member discussion., froot, geega, haruka, henya, Henya discussion, Hime, kson, Kson discussion, kuro, Mata, mel, MICHI, Minecraft, Mouse, smp, vshojo, VShojo Lollipop Edition, VShojo official channels, Vtubers, zen

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5956
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Welcome to the Lollipop Edition Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you can build, mine, and troll your friends to your heart’s content.

Our server is filled with VShojo and vtubers who are always up to some shenanigans. From Froot who will prank you with exploding fruit to GEEGA who will challenge you to a dance-off, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Haruka is known for her epic roller coaster builds that will make you scream with delight, while Hime’s castle is filled with secret passages and treasure chests just waiting to be discovered.

But watch out for Kson, who is always plotting some crazy scheme to take over the server, and Kuro, who will challenge you to a duel with his trusty diamond sword.

So come join us on the Lollipop Edition Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have everyone bowing down to you in awe. See you in the game!

RoomieCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Burnout, Caring, cleaning expectations, Communication, DISHES, egoistic, ex boyfriend, Expectations, ikea showroom, income, Laundry, living together, mental health, mental health struggles, Minecraft, money lending, RoomieCraft, roommate dynamics, roommates, self-care, Server, therapist advice

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4145
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	3667
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Divine Spears Created:	27	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Are you tired of living in a real-life drama filled with passive-aggressive roommates and unrealistic expectations? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your roommate troubles behind!

On our server, you can build your dream house without anyone nagging you to clean up after yourself. No more arguments over who didn’t do the dishes or who left their laundry in the dryer for too long. It’s a paradise where you can focus on your own happiness and creativity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with magical creatures and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a realm where pigs fly and cows dance!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to roommate drama forever. Trust me, your therapist would approve 😉

SisterSass-FreeWedding

artist, decision, DISRESPECTFUL, family, Fiance, finance, hurtful, illustrator, Job, judgmental, love, Marriage, Negativity, overreacting, Rude, sister, SisterSassFreeWedding, special day, Support, Traditional, Wedding

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9715
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	29

Are you tired of dealing with family drama like a soap opera in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all the real-life negativity behind!

On our server, you can build your dream wedding venue without any interference from judgmental sisters or disapproving parents. No more snide comments about your fiancé’s job as a freelance illustrator – here, he can be the king of his own artistic kingdom!

And if anyone dares to criticize your choices, you can simply ban them from your virtual wedding extravaganza! Imagine the satisfaction of kicking out your sister for her rude comments – virtually, of course.

So come join us on our server and say “I do” to a drama-free Minecraft wedding experience. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have all the fun and creativity in the virtual world?

CraftyHungarian Minecraft Server

asylum seekers, border control, Conflict Resolution, CraftyHungarian, crisis management., displaced persons, eastern europe, european union, Eviction, government policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, Hungary, immigration, international relations, legal issues, Minecraft, new law, Refugees, Server, Shelters, social services, Ukraine

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8825
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	978446	Dragon Eggs Found:	9850
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro. we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster. you gotta join cuz we got unicorns flying around and pigs that can do the cha-cha.

our server is so lit, Hungary is reportedly evicting Ukrainian refugees just to come play with us. like, who needs shelter when you can build a sick castle in Minecraft, amirite?

come join the party, where the only rule is to have a blast. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and unicorns. then maybe stay away.