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Layoff King Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2556
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want some real drama!

Join us for epic battles over who gets to build the next giant chicken statue, intense negotiations over who gets the last enchanted golden apple, and thrilling adventures as we try to survive the wrath of the elusive Creeper King.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a secret llama in disguise, and if you can find their hidden stash of emeralds, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So come join us on our wild and wacky SMP, where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves! Who needs job security when you can have this much fun?

CraftyBitchesIntervention

#workout, AMBUSHING, apartment, Bitches, circle, CraftyBitchesIntervention, diet plans, dramatic, Exercise, french fries, Friends, hanging out, healthy, ice cream, intervention, movies, overweight, Salads, TV, weight, yogurt

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1594
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Dragon Eggs Found:	2435
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of your friends being all serious and dramatic about your weight? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense!

Join our server and leave all the diet plans and workout routines behind. Instead, indulge in virtual French fries and ice cream without any judgment! Who needs salads and low-cal yogurt when you can have a feast fit for a Minecraft king?

Don’t let your friends ambush you with interventions – join our server and be free to be your fabulous, overweight self. Plus, we have a special “Bitches Be Gone” feature for anyone who tries to bring drama into our virtual world.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with fun, laughter, and plenty of virtual snacks. Who needs real-life interventions when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? Let’s block out the haters and build a world where you can truly be yourself.

CreeperFamilyDrama

CreeperFamilyDrama, dark family secrets, disturbing family secret, family betrayal, family confessions, family cover-up, family deception, family drama, family dysfunction, family history, family lies, family mysteries, family revelations, family scandal, Family secrets, family skeletons, family truth, family whispers, hidden family secrets, long-held family secret, shocking family secret

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2969
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Are you tired of boring old family secrets like Aunt Mildred’s secret meatloaf recipe? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve got a whole new level of disturbing family secrets for you to uncover! Join us and discover the twisted tales of Uncle Bob’s pet llama army or Grandma Gertrude’s underground roller derby ring. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll stumble upon in our wacky world! So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of madness.

Trash Balloon Minecraft Server

aerial propaganda, balloon, balloon launches, border conflict, cnn, cross-border tensions, current events, diplomatic relations, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, military provocations, Minecraft, Moon Jae-in, news updates, North Korea, North Korean news, political tensions, propaganda tactics, Server, south korea, Trash, trash balloons, trash disposal

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6896
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Buildings Constructed:	26
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more trash balloons than north korea sending them to south korea 😂 we got more trash than a landfill and more fun than a barrel of monkeys 🐒 join us for crazy adventures and build your own trash kingdom 🗑️ who needs north or south korea when you can have the trashiest time of your life on our server 😜🎮 #trashballoonsfordays #minecraftmadness

CraftyHostageGamer

Conflict, CraftyHostageGamer, Crisis, Doctor, freedom of speech, gaza, Hostage, HUMAN RIGHTS, International, Journalism, journalist, KIDNAPPING, Media, Medical, MIDDLE EAST, News, Noa Argamani, Press, Report, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2435
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Meteorites Collected:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Divine Spears Created:	12	Emeralds Found:	7892
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2003
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

so, like, you know how sometimes you just wanna escape reality and dive into a whole new world? well, this server is the place to be, my dudes! we got pigs that can fly, chickens that shoot lasers, and cows that can breakdance better than your little cousin at a wedding.

we also have this crazy story about a journalist and a doctor holding some chick named Noa Argamani hostage in Gaza. like, what even is that? sounds like a plot twist from a telenovela, amirite? but don’t worry, we promise our server is 100% safe and free from any hostage situations.

join us for the laughs, the memes, and the pure chaos that is our Minecraft server. who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and breakdancing cows, right? come on, you know you wanna join the fun!

SoundUniverseCraft

Astrophysics, auditory, Celestial, Cosmic, cosmic mysteries, cosmic sounds, entire, Existence, few, Mysterious, Phenomenon, pockets, rare, scientific discovery, Small, Sound, SoundUniverseCraft, Space, Universe, Vibrations, Waves

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3829
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

so, like, u know how sound, like, exists everywhere? well, not on this server, bro. sound only exists in a few small pockets of the entire universe, and this server is, like, one of them. u gotta join just to experience the weirdness of silent creepers and, like, muted explosions. it’s, like, a whole new level of Minecraft, man. plus, u get to ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. so, like, come join us and be part of the soundless revolution.

BaboonBrainSurgeryCraft

Animal Behavior, BaboonBrainSurgeryCraft, brain anatomy, Brain Surgery, clinical implications, cognitive abilities, Communication, gestural path, hand preference, language development, medical advancements, motor skills, neuroscience, newborn baboons, Patients, post-operative aphasia, prediction, researchers, Risks, scientific research, weaning

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8294
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Magic Items Found:	2849
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Potions Brewed:	86
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported into the brain of a newborn baboon. but get this, the baboon is like super smart and knows which hand it’s gonna use to talk to other baboons once it grows up. and like, this server is all about exploring the brain anatomy of these baby baboons and predicting their future communication skills.

but wait, there’s more! as you navigate through the baboon brain, you start to unlock secret powers that you can use in the game. like, you can control the weather with just a flick of your virtual finger or summon a herd of zombie pigs to do your bidding. it’s like a crazy adventure inside a baboon’s brain, but with a minecraft twist.

plus, there’s this whole subplot about using your newfound knowledge to help brain surgery patients. like, you can use your baboon brain skills to minimise the risks of post-operative aphasia and become a hero in the virtual world. so, if you’re ready for a wild ride through the minds of baby baboons and want to save the day with your brain surgery expertise, then this server is the place to be. join now and let the baboon brain games begin!

LanternCraft

anti cheat, anti-grief, Claim blocks, Community, Discord, Dutch, family friendly, Lanterncraft, minecraft server, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2669
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

**Lanterncraft: A Friendly Minecraft Survival Server**

Welcome to Lanterncraft, the Dutch Minecraft survival server for the whole family!

At Lanterncraft we ensure that you can always enjoy the latest Minecraft updates, as we are constantly updating to the latest version.

Our server is equipped with advanced anti-cheat and anti-grief plugins. This means that creepers do not cause block damage and you can safely claim your projects with claim blocks. Grievances and the use of hacks are strictly prohibited so that everyone can play in a fair and enjoyable environment.

We have a warm, friendly community and an active staff team that is always there for you. For extra support and fun you can also find us on Discord.

Join Lanterncraft and have an unforgettable Minecraft experience!

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Cold Feet: The Minecraft Soap Opera – 1.19.2 – Earth Map – Roleplay – Economy

1.19.2, 150+ Mods, AGGRESSIVE, building mods, cold, discord server, Drugs, Dynmap, Earth, Economy, Empire, feet, Guns, historical roleplay, Immersive Engineering, Map, Minecraft, Modded, modlist, Modpack Information, muskets, nato, Opera, Roleplay, server ip address, soap, soviet union, tech mods, united states, Vehicles, Warsaw Pact

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9386
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Cold War Modded Earth Server (1.19.2)
Overview: Cold War Modded Earth Server (1.19.2) allows you to lead your own historical country and do whatever you want with it. Your nation has claimed territory that is protected. Integrated Economy. Theme: The Cold War (1950s-1990s) – NATO and Warsaw Pact, the United States and Soviet Union Battle for Supremacy. Historical roleplay, tech mods, empire-building. Features: 150 mods including Mekanism, Create, Immersive Engineering, Building Mods, Vehicles, Drugs, Guns/Muskets. Links: View Modlist here. Check out the Map with Claims on Dynmap. Join Discord Server for more information here. Server IP Address: coldwar.minecraft.bz

Cold War Modded Earth Server (1.19.2)

Overview: Cold War Modded Earth Server (1.19.2) allows you to lead your own historical country and do whatever you want with it. Your nation has claimed territory that is protected. Integrated Economy.

Theme: The Cold War (1950s-1990s) – NATO and Warsaw Pact, the United States and Soviet Union Battle for Supremacy. Historical roleplay, tech mods, empire-building.

Features: 150 mods including Mekanism, Create, Immersive Engineering, Building Mods, Vehicles, Drugs, Guns/Muskets.

Links: View Modlist here. Check out the Map with Claims on Dynmap. Join Discord Server for more information here.

Server IP Address: coldwar.minecraft.bz

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How do I join the Cold War Modded Earth Server?

To join the server, you will need to use the Minecraft Server IP Address: coldwar.minecraft.bz. Make sure you have the necessary mods installed before connecting.

2. Can I choose my own country to lead on the server?

Yes, you can lead your own historical country on the server. You have the freedom to choose any country and shape its destiny as you see fit.

3. What kind of gameplay can I expect on the Cold War server?

The gameplay on the server revolves around the Cold War era, with players engaging in historical roleplay, exploring tech mods, and building empires. You can choose to be peaceful or aggressive in your approach.

4. Are there any specific rules or restrictions on the server?

While there are rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for all players, the server encourages creativity and diversity in gameplay styles.

5. How can I get more information about the server and modpack?

You can find more information about the server and modpack on the Discord server linked above. Feel free to join the Discord community for updates, discussions, and support.

SwedishCraft Minecraft Server

banned, Brit, culture, Etiquette, Europe, exclusion, Forbidden, Foreign, fr, Guidelines, Language, Minecraft, not allowed, off limits, Prohibited, restrictions, rules, Server, Sverigetråden, Sweden, Swedish, SwedishCraft, travel, Visitors

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4712
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Buildings Constructed:	28

Are you tired of pesky Brits ruining your Minecraft experience with their tea-drinking ways and bad teeth? Look no further! Our server is Brit-free zone, so you can finally mine and craft in peace without any crumpet-eating distractions.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons, building epic castles, and trolling creepers with your epic dance moves. Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you on your quest for diamonds and help you conquer the most treacherous dungeons.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your tea bags at the door and come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe. Just remember, no Brits allowed!

CodeCraft Minecraft Server

14 inch, 15 inch, 8th gen i5, amd, asus zenbook 14, Battery, CodeCraft, EUROS, good laptops, Graphics Card, Keyboard, market, Minecraft, Options, perfect, processor, Programmers, Repair, Replacement, Screen, Server, thinkpad yoga x380, upgradable ram

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4371
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Are you tired of boring old laptops that just can’t keep up with your Minecraft gaming skills? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us on our epic Minecraft server where even the most outdated laptops, like the Thinkpad Yoga x380, can thrive. Who needs a fancy new laptop when you can have all the fun on our server with your trusty old Thinkpad?

With our server, you’ll experience insane adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or yoga mat). Who needs a new laptop when you can have the same old reliable one and still dominate the game?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show off your Minecraft skills with your trusty Thinkpad by your side. Who needs a new laptop when you can have all the fun on our server with your old faithful companion?