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Blocky Weight Minecraft Server

#whiteboy, 200 lbs, American, Average, Awareness, blocky, DEPRESSING, Homicide, lawl, mental health, Minecraft, mulch, organic, Prevention, produce, Server, societal issue, statistics, SUICIDE, Support, Tasty, tragic, veggies, weight

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4176
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	142	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where we have more crazy stats than a villager trying to trade with a zombie!

Join us and be a part of the action as we turn American white boys into organic mulch for our virtual garden. With 35,000 white boys offing themselves each year, that’s 7 million pounds of mulch added to our soil – talk about sustainable farming!

So come on down and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so darkly hilarious? Plus, our veggies taste extra delicious thanks to our unique farming methods. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Lawl!

Pixilllcraft

Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2059
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Votes:	9472
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server. We have different game modes to play on. Do you have construction ideas and do you want to build them somewhere quiet? This is possible on the Creative Plots server. Do you want to survive alone or with some friends? Then join our survival server. Or maybe you feel like roleplay or teamplay, then join the kingdom server and start a kingdom with friends or join one of the existing teams.

play.pixilllcraft.nl

Hydro smp

Economy, Multiplayer Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7216
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Crops Grown:	5537
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Economy based crystal pvp server you can grind if you like any of that you can join our server for fun and if you wanna dominate and you can join with minecraft bedrock

hydrosmp.fun

Ruins Kit Pvp

KitPvP

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5884
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	473	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

A ancient Ruins style KitPvp for fun fighting and cool ranks and kits! Kill People to get money and use that money to purchase enchantments, ranks, and kits! Looking for new players to Pvp!

ruinkitpvp.minehut.gg

Ms lands

Bed wars, Multiplayer Survival, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9825
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Welcome To MS LANDSFounded On November 4th 2020

Owned By Mcszy

MS LANDS is a part of the next generation of networks. We have the latest and greatest features from your favorite servers and a ton of unique content! Join today and experience your own adventure!

Gamemodes:~ Survival~ Lifesteal (Coming Soon)~ Bedwars (Coming Soon)IP: mslands.ploudos.me:19132Website: https://mslands.msnetwork.repl.co/Discord: https://discord.gg/yKcW33ETjaInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/ms_landsTwitter: https://twitter.com/ms_lands

mslandssurvival.sneakygames.net

Anarcho Nihilism

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5529
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Anarcho Nihilism is the new pure anarchy server, our map is over a year old. We are a pure anarchy server, this means no /tpa no /back no resets and no punishments!

142.44.222.25:25589

TotalFreedom

Creative, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1477
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Crops Grown:	6561	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	91	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

TotalFreedom is an original all-free op server. We have a wide variety of ranks of which you can obtain: Master Builders and 4 types of admins (Super, Telnet, Senior, Executive)! Build anything in wide variety of worlds (Flatlands, Overworld, Plotsquared World (Plots))! Create OP Item(s) using Itemizer and OP PvP with other players! Improve and/or Enhance your build with WorldEdit and more! If there are any rule-breakers, you can report them by typing /report or dm an admin (if they’re online) so one admin will come and assist you. We also have a Discord server and forum! Links: Website: https://totalfreedom.me/ Forum: http://totalfreedom.boards.net/ Discord: https://discord.gg/G4VCC9B

play.totalfreedom.me

Skyblock.cz

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3278
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Void Gems Collected:	12
Crops Grown:	4198	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Come play Skyblock with own resourcepack, own items and cool gadgets you won’t find anywhere else. Want to play alone? No problem, start with /is and just build your island. Want to play with friends? No problem, create a new profile and build your island together, fight and farm special items from bosses and unique mobs, discover previously undiscovered areas in the main lobby! All this on mc.skyblock.cz

mc.skyblock.cz

Quaranteen University

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5300
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Emeralds Found:	3854
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Walk the stage and receive your undergrad or grad diploma, virtually. Have you worked hard for years but are graduating with no recognition? Forced to leave campus and your friends? Us too, but coronavirus wont stop the Class of 2020.

Plugins installed on server: Essentials, Dynmap, MCMMO, Factions, GriefProtections, Multiverse

play.quaranteen.university

Heavenmine

Factions, Op skyblock, Pve Survival, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9188
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	458	Alien Abductions:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Towns Built:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3

HeavenMine was founded somewhere around 2012 by Kid2812, then run by KevinTongVn somewhere in 2015. And finally somewhere in 2020 it was run by FuxWa.

sv1.heavenmine.net

Blockface

Creative, Mini Games, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6266
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Blockface is a brand new Creative Minecraft community. Its aimed for people whos trying to find a place where they can just Chill and talk or build without getting interrupted. Quite old and experienced, were actually founded back then in 2012 but the server itself have been relaunched several time over the years. About us: https://blockface.org/t/27

Features: – Dead Simple Rank system. – Custom plugins, We have a few custom plugins in place and most plugins are heavily configured to suits our need. – Large 125 x 125 mergeable plots – Natural Freebuild World For the advanced builders – Gadgets/trails/pets/mounts – WorldEdit/VoxelSniper – Armor Stand GUI/BannerMaker GUI – Free Rank upgrade – Shop and Coins. We have a Coin economy system in which you can earn coin by voting/just being online Free coins at hourly rate. You can get more permission at the /shop – Regular Update We make changes/adjustment regularly to keep improving the server!

blockface.org