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KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

DAUGHTER, DYNASTY, family, Government, Heir, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong Chul, Kim Jong Il, Kim Jong Nam, Kim Jong-un, Kim Yo Jong, KimJongCraft, leadership, Minecraft, North Korea, Politics, power, seoul, Server, spy agency, Succession, Successor, Training

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6378
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Zombie Dances:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Love Letters Sent:	3

lol u know what’s crazier than kim jong un’s daughter training for succession? joining our minecraft server, that’s what! like, imagine if kim jong un’s daughter was playing minecraft and building her own lil dictatorship in the game, that would be wild, right? well, u can do that too on our server! we have crazy factions and alliances forming every day, just like in north korea! join now and become the supreme leader of your own minecraft empire! who needs real life when u can rule over pixelated peasants, amirite? come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

Rail Sabotage Rascals

Activist, arrested, criminal charges, criminal investigation, far-left extremists, France, government response, interior minister, justice system, law enforcement, political extremism, Public Safety, radical groups, Rail, rail sabotage, Rascals, sabotage, security measures, social unrest, suspects, Terrorism, Ultra-left, Vandalism

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5806
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Animals Bred:	95

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell you, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, dude. We got crazier builds than a llama on a pogo stick, and the community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a diamond block.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server owner once defeated a horde of Endermen with nothing but a carrot and a feather. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with treasure and enchanted gear. It’s like finding a golden apple in a haystack, man.

Oh, and did I mention the annual PvP tournament where players battle it out for the title of Ultimate Block Warrior? Yeah, it’s like a cross between The Hunger Games and a chicken jousting competition. You won’t find that kind of excitement on any other server, that’s for sure.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community this side of the Nether. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell the villagers.

PixelPlex SolarCraft

amorphous semiconductors, crystalline semiconductors, economic alternative, Engineering, ETH Zurich, finite unit cell, Materials, PixelPlex, scanning reflectance anisotropy microscopy, solar cells, SolarCraft, SRAM, strain mapping

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2636
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8508	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Enchantments Applied:	243
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s like an amorphous semiconductor but in Minecraft form. We ain’t got no defined unit cell, but we got them economic alternatives to them crystalline servers, like solar cells but for Minecraft, ya feel me?

Our researchers from ETH Zurich are all up in this server, using some next level scanning reflectance anisotropy microscopy (SRAM) to map out all the strains and engineer the heck outta them materials. It’s like science meets Minecraft, but with a whole lot more explosions and creepers.

So come on and join us, cuz this server is where the real magic happens. Who needs a finite unit cell when you can have infinite possibilities in this Minecraft world? Let’s get crafting, baby!

1k1k

1k1k, Anarchy, Ancient City, Bastion, border, Grief, Minecraft, Mods, nether fortress, Outpost, PvP, rules, Server, stronghold, Survival, trial chambers, Vanilla, Village

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9174
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
New Chunks Explored:	330351	Void Gems Collected:	26

Server Rules:No mods that give you an advantage over others.

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Border info:The border is 1000 x 1000, except for the end, where the border is 5000 x 5000. There is an Ancient city, Stronghold, Village, Outpost, Trial Chambers, Bastion and Nether Fortress all within the border.

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Skull Island: Where Pirates, Samurai, and Templars Fight Over Pixels and Tea!

Adventure, Artifacts, battle, Discord, Epic, Factions, Fight, Hero, ISLAND, Journey, Lands, Legends, Modded, Pirate, Pirates, pixels, PvP, Realm, Relics, Roleplay, Samurai, Secrets, skull, tea, templars, Warriors

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2423
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	170
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

Welcome to the Realm of Legends

Join our discord: https://discord.gg/3FgCFZwaWY

✨Welcome to the Realm of Legends, where you can immerse yourself in a world of adventure 🏝️, intrigue 😑, and conflict ⚔️between powerful factions ✨.

✨Choose to align yourself with the honorable and skilled samurai 👺, masters of the blade who value honor and loyalty above all else. Or perhaps you prefer the freedom and chaos of the pirate faction ☠️, sailing the high seas in search of treasure and glory. And let’s not forget the enigmatic and secretive templars 👑, who seek to control the world from the shadows with their ancient knowledge and cunning tactics.

♾️Join forces with fellow warriors 🗡️and strategize your next move, whether it be in a fierce battle against rival factions or in a quest for ancient artifacts and powerful relics 🔮. Explore different lands 🗺️, uncover hidden secrets, and rise to the top as a legendary hero in the Realm of Legends🛡️.

✨Are you ready to embark on an epic adventure and make a name for yourself in this world of factions and legends? Join us now and let the journey begin✨.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions there.
What factions can I choose from?	You can align yourself with the samurai, pirates, or templars factions.
What can I expect in terms of gameplay?	You can expect battles between factions, quests for artifacts, and exploration of different lands.
Is there a ranking system in the server?	Yes, you can rise to the top as a legendary hero in the Realm of Legends.

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

ANNOYED, bewildered, can’t believe it, Confused, CraftyCraze, disbelief, exasperated, Flabbergasted, Frustration, irritated, mind blown, mind-boggling, Minecraft, seriously, seriously what is happening, Server, shock, SPEECHLESS.., UNBELIEVABLE, What on Earth, what on earth is happening, what the heck, what the heck is going on

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	641
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Mines Excavated:	3145	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	169

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted sheep that poops out enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting a move to the latest Minecraft jams.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughter. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Minecraft SMP: GruntAndGrief

adult content, AGGRESSIVE, cock sucking mouth, derogatory, explicit, explicit behavior, explicit content, explicit language, explicit talk, fuckable, GruntAndGrief, grunting, inappropriate, little bitch, Minecraft, NSFW, offensive, sexual, sexual talk, smp, tear dat ass up, Vulgar

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4699
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Chimeras Created:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to cause chaos and have a good time!

Picture this: you log on and immediately hear someone shouting about tearing up some block’s ass and admiring their cock-sucking mouth. Yep, that’s just a regular day on our server. We’ve got players who are not afraid to let their freak flag fly and say whatever the heck they want.

But that’s not all! We’ve got insane stories that will make you question your sanity. Like the time someone built a giant statue of a chicken and declared it the new ruler of the server. Or when a group of players decided to start a cult worshiping a block of dirt. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and let your inner weirdo out to play. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride!

CraftyCreeperClash

aita, badmouthing, CAFETERIA, career, coffee, CraftyCreeperClash, date, entitled, Friend, frustrating, Future, Incident, judgmental, ken, Manager, MONEY, Nurse, nursing school, prestigious company, SECURITY, Stolen

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2900
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Potions Brewed:	53	Zombie Dances:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	337
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you’ll encounter more twists and turns than a rollercoaster!

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through complex relationships and shady characters, just like in this wild cafeteria tale. Who knew stealing lunch could lead to such high-stakes drama?

With a community as unpredictable as this story, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and come out on top. Single forever? Not on our server, where anything can happen!

BlockyBizarreCity

Alarming, appalling, BIZARRE, BlockyBizarreCity, crazy, Disturbing, disturbing sights, fucked up, inappropriate, jaw-dropping, odd, Outrageous, Public, shocking behavior, Shocking incidents, Shocking.., strange, UNBELIEVABLE, unsettling, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6743
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Have you ever seen a llama riding a pig through the streets of a bustling city? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and more explosions than a creeper convention. Trust us, you’ll never look at public weirdness the same way again after joining our server. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let the madness begin!

SabotageCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, connectivity, criminal activity, cyber attack, Damage, data breach, digital infrastructure, DiSRuPtiON, fiber optic networks, France, internet, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, network outage, network security, Repair, sabotage, SabotageCraft, Server, Technology, telecommunications, Vandalism

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3341
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Villages Defended:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, man. we got fiber optic networks that are like, totally sabotaged in parts of france. but like, don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun! join us and see if you can navigate through the chaos and still build the sickest minecraft creations ever. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself is lurking around, ready to challenge you to a build battle. are you brave enough to take him on? come join us and find out, but like, watch out for those sabotaged fiber optic networks, man. it’s a wild ride on this server!