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CraftyTariffWars

Canada, China, CraftyTariffWars, economic sanctions, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, import/export, international relations, mexico, North America, Politics, tariff impacts, Tariffs, tariffs deadline, trade agreements, trade negotiations, trade war, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2036
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Animals Bred:	135	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchantments Applied:	249	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

so like, imagine this, you join this epic minecraft server and you’re like WHOA, this place is lit af! we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing, and even trump building a wall around the spawn point to keep out the haters.

and get this, every time you mine a diamond, a magical leprechaun appears and gives you a pot of gold. like, what even is this madness?!

oh, and did i mention that the creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff? it’s like a dream come true, man.

so come join us on this insane minecraft server where anything is possible and trump is just a regular player trying to make minecraft great again. trust me, you won’t regret it! #buildthewallaroundthespawnpoint

Pasta Problems: Saucy Spaghetti Fails

Cooking, Culinary, Dining, dry pasta, Fails, Food, Italian cooking, Italian Cuisine, long tail tags: spaghetti dishes, non-Italian restaurants, Noodles, pasta, pasta varieties, Problems, recipes, restaurant fails., Sauce, saucy, serving spaghetti, Spaghetti, Traditional

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	664
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Emeralds Found:	2774	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Animals Bred:	16

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE SPAGHETTI BUT WITH EXTRA SAUCE! COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WILD RIDE OF TRYING TO BALANCE SAUCE ON YOUR NOODLES WITHOUT MAKING A MESS! WE PROMISE YOU’LL BE LAUGHING SO HARD YOU’LL FORGET HOW TO SPELL “SPAGHETTI”! PLUS, OUR BUILDERS HAVE CREATED A GIANT SPAGHETTI MONSTER THAT ROAMS THE LAND, EATING ANYONE WHO DOESN’T SHARE THEIR SAUCE! JOIN US IF YOU DARE, AND MAY THE NOODLES BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR!

Fruit Fly Maggot Madness

behaviour, Fly, fly larvae, food hardness preference, food preferences, food texture, Fruit, fruit decay, fruit fly maggots, fruit infestation, gustatory organs, insect behavior, larval, larval development, madness, Maggot, multisensory contributions, physiology, rotting fruit, sensory integration, sensory organs, sensory perception, sensory responses, sensory stimuli

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6672
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server where the fruit flies be partying harder than a bunch of frat boys on a Saturday night? Well, welcome to our server, where the fruit is so rotten, it’s attracting maggots like a magnet!

Join us if you wanna experience the ultimate multisensory journey of fly larval gustatory organs in action. We’ve got flies tasting food like it’s the last supper and turning it into a wild party for all to enjoy.

Forget about those boring servers with basic gameplay, come to ours for a taste of the unexpected. Who knew that rotting fruit could lead to such a lit Minecraft experience? So come on, join us and let’s get this fruity party started! 🍌🥭🍇🍓🎉

Crescenta

auction house, Augmented, Bluemap, Bounties, Brewery, Chestshops, Classes, Crescenta, Dwarf, Dynamic Markets, Dynmap, Economy System, forever.., Geopolitical, Halfling, Lands plugin, PVP rework, Ramborn, Resets, Roleplay, Token system, world-building

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2612
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Alien Abductions:	3

Crescenta Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Unique Skill System	Promotes slower, more deliberate gameplay for a lasting experience
Lands Plugin-Style Claims	Complete with nations and diplomacy
Economy System	Includes ChestShops, Bounties, Dynamic Markets, Auction House, and more
Token System	Rewards worldbuilding and roleplay, unlocks special abilities
Brewery	Brew custom drinks and get drunk
Races and Classes	Choose between Dwarf, Halfling, Ramborn, Human, Elf, or Augmented
Bluemap	Similar to Dynmap, providing a map view of the world
No Resets	Buildings and progress are permanent, no resets ever

IP: crescenta.org

Promo Video: https://youtu.be/lSa-8JBDqHg

Discord Link: http://discord.crescenta.org/

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply enter the server IP “crescenta.org” in your Minecraft client.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord or website for the full list of rules.

Q: Can I form alliances with other players/nations?

A: Yes, the server allows for diplomacy, alliances, and forming of nations.

Q: How does the economy system work?

A: The economy system includes features like ChestShops, Bounties, Dynamic Markets, and an Auction House for trading and commerce.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building or exploring the world?

A: As long as you follow the server rules and respect other players’ claims, you are free to build and explore the world as you please.

Elder Kin Unity 1.20.1

1.20.1, acceptance, anti-racism, CHANGE, Communication, dialogue, Diversity, education, Elder, Empathy, equality, family, generation gap, Grandfather, intervention, Kin, love, prejudice, racism, social justice, Support, tolerance, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5937
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Votes:	1614	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Crops Grown:	7535
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Yo, bro, have I got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and distract your grandpa with all the crazy fun we have going on!

We’ve got so many wacky builds and epic adventures that he won’t even have time to think about being racist! Plus, our community is so diverse and inclusive that he’ll be too busy making new friends to spew any hate speech.

So come on, join us and save your grandpa from being a total bigot! Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

RejectionCraft: Bro Edition

A-level, advice, Bro, brother, Business+IT, computer science, Edition, GCSEs, Harsh, heads of 6th form, IT, Life, offers, predicted grades, rejection, RejectionCraft, sibling rivalry, software engineering, UCAS application, University, Upset

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6053
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach you valuable life lessons? Look no further than our server, where we offer courses in “Predicted Grades 101” and “Dodgy GCSEs: How to Overcome Them”. Join now and learn the importance of listening to advice before it’s too late!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “UCAS Application Simulator”, where you can experience the thrill of getting rejected by multiple universities all at once! Will you make the same mistake as our 17m player and apply to the same university for all your choices? Only time will tell!

So come join us on our server, where the lessons are harsh but the laughs are plenty. Who knows, you might even walk away with a new perspective on life – and a shiny new offer from Business+IT University!

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

alluring quirks, alluring traits, attractive qualities, AttractiveAF, captivating features, captivating quirks, distinctive appeal, distinctive traits, enchanting traits, individual charm, intriguing appeal, intriguing qualities, magnetic qualities, Minecraft, personality quirks, Rare Attributes, rare charm, smp, uncommon allure, uncommon charm, uncommon traits, unique characteristics, unusual allure

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3373
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We got a whole gang of crazy players who are always up to some wild shenanigans.

First off, our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever see in Minecraft. We’re talking rainbow creepers, flying pigs, and even a dancing Enderman. It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, man.

And the builds on this server? Insane, bro. We’ve got a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a floating castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure. You’ll never run out of cool stuff to explore, I swear.

But the best part? The community, dude. We’re all a bunch of lovable weirdos who just wanna have a good time. We host weekly dance parties in the Nether, have epic PvP battles on top of the tallest mountains, and even have a pet slime named Larry who’s basically our mascot.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s off the walls bonkers and full of laughs, then you gotta join us, man. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. What more could you ask for, am I right?

SheetCrafters

bed covers, bed linens, bed sheets, bedding, bedding care, bedding changes, bedding cleanliness, bedding frequency, bedding habits, bedding maintenance, bedding routine, bedding schedule, bedding tips, bedroom decor, cleaning routine, home maintenance, household chores, SheetCrafters, sleep hygiene, sleep quality

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3152
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	295	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is changing your bed sheets once a month? Well, look no further because on our server, we change our bed sheets every hour! That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about stale sheets or creepers hiding under your covers ever again. Join us for the freshest bedding experience in Minecraft!

CraftyChina Minecraft Server

Businesses, China, CraftyChina, economic policy, Economy, export, finance, global market, Impact, Import, international relations, Manufacturing, market volatility, Minecraft, negotiations, political tension, RETALIATION, Server, supply chain, Tariffs, trade war, trump, uncertainty

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6178
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera in china’s businesses! brace yourselves for the impact of trump tariffs as you navigate through our pixelated world filled with chaos and uncertainty. build your own empire and watch it crumble under the pressure of international trade wars. will you be able to survive the economic turmoil and come out on top? join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft servers.

CraftyWarriors

aggression, CASUALTIES, central america, Conflict, CraftyWarriors, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, negotiations, panama, Peacekeeping, resolution, rubio, SECURITY, talks, Tension, uncertainty, War

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6366
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	173
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Chimeras Created:	2

are you ready for the ultimate minecraft showdown?!?! join our server and prepare for battle like never before!!!

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild creeper appears and blows up your entire base!!! but don’t worry, because on our server, you can team up with other players to take down those pesky creepers and protect your precious loot!!!

but that’s not all!!! we have epic boss battles that will test your skills to the limit!!! take on the mighty ender dragon or challenge the wither to a duel!!! do you have what it takes to emerge victorious?!?!

plus, our server is home to the rarest and most valuable resources in all of minecraft!!! find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even netherite!!! but be careful, because there will be many casualties along the way!!!

so what are you waiting for?!?! join our server now and experience the thrill of war, the excitement of adventure, and the chaos of minecraft like never before!!!