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Mmmm Poopies Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1721
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale about our server.

Legend has it that deep within our pixelated world, there lies a magical land where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. But beware, for there are also dangerous creatures lurking in the shadows, like the dreaded Poop Monster.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and embark on a quest to defeat the Poop Monster and claim its legendary toilet paper sword. With this powerful weapon in hand, you’ll be unstoppable in your quest to build the most epic base and conquer all who stand in your way.

So come join us, where the poop jokes flow like water and the adventures are endless. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

> Game sucks ass Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4271
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Emeralds Found:	5700
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that suck ass? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a passion for trolling players. Get ready for some epic pranks and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your sanity.

2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their poultry revolution?

3. Our server is haunted by a ghostly pig named Sir Oinksalot, who roams the land seeking revenge on anyone who dares to challenge his authority. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle?

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, come join our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just be warned, things may get a little…weird.

The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8516
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, embark on quests to find the mythical bacon tree, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a stack of emeralds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new ruler of the coop?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

What The Heck Is This Minecraft SMP Thing /pol/

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	553
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Villages Defended:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Dimension Hops:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to uncover the mysteries of the frozen orb! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some alien technology that can freeze drones in mid-air. Imagine the chaos you could cause in PvP battles with that kind of power! Plus, you never know what other strange and bizarre creatures you might encounter in our world. Will you be the one to unravel the secrets of the icy orb, or will you fall victim to its chilling powers? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Tiny-MC.org

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1325
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Dragon Scales Harvested:	338	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Simple fun survival See you in the wild Classic survival mechanics with no unnecessary frills Land-claiming with the Golden Shovel to protect your builds A Welcoming Community Fair Gameplay Minimal Plugins

tiny-mc.org

M’Monday Fauna Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	989
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Towns Built:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Farms Harvested:	855
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Outer Wilds? Look no further than our server! Join us for karaoke nights, where we sing like creepers in heat. Our schedule is so unpredictable, it’s like trying to find diamonds in a desert biome. Plus, we have an exclusive Ara Ara button for those who need a little extra spice in their gaming experience. And don’t forget to report, hide, and ignore grasshoppers and their bait – they’re the real creepers of the Minecraft world. So come join us, where the only thing more unpredictable than our streams is trying to find a llama in a village.

Minecraft SMP – Speedy the Blockhog Hangout

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7335
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – The Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds to a Very Sonic Christmas. We even have an exclusive Sonic x DC Comics Collaboration that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. Did you know that our members once built a giant Sonic statue made entirely out of diamonds? Or that we hold weekly races on our custom-built Sonic Rumble track, complete with loop-de-loops and boost pads?

So come on in and join the chaos! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chaos Emeralds hidden somewhere in our world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join The Sonic the Hedgehog General SMP today!

MWorld.ru Minecraft server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3853
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Towns Built:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Come join our server!

We’re having fun!

mworld.mc-join.ru:20105

Obscure Video Game Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5314
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Hey hey gamers, forget about those boring mainstream games and come join our wacky Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a floating island in the sky, guarded by flying pigs with laser eyes. Only the bravest and most skilled players can make it past their deadly gaze.

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware – it’s also home to a gang of mischievous chickens armed with diamond swords. Can you outsmart them and claim the loot?

3. Our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. One moment you’re mining for diamonds, the next you’re being chased by a ghostly explosion – it’s all in good fun, right?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embark on the craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced!

TikTok No Longer Being Banned Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9999
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride around on a llama wearing a top hat? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic events like the annual Creeper Derby, where players ride creepers like horses and try to be the last one standing. And don’t even get us started on the legendary Battle of the Blockheads, where players fight to the death using nothing but blocks as weapons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most chaotic community in the Minecraft universe. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the Nether!