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Grateful4MinecraftSMP

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7179
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the creepers have learned to breakdance and the pigs have formed their own government.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited wealth and power in the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next ruler of the Diamond Chicken Kingdom!

BlockyWisdom

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3157
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	97
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	6186
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Have you ever been told to join a Minecraft server because they have a secret underground society of talking chickens who give out valuable advice? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! These wise cluckers will guide you through the world of blocks and creepers with their hilarious chicken jokes and nuggets of wisdom. Trust us, you won’t regret joining this feathered-filled fun fest!

HaifaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8863
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	262
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL GET HIT BY HEZBOLLAH ROCKETS LIKE HAIFA! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE BOMBS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS FASTER THAN A MISSILE! COME SURVIVE THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM WITH US, OR ELSE YOU’LL BE WISHING YOU WERE IN A BUNKER INSTEAD! BOOM BOOM, EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE, HAHAHA!

Putin’s Pixelated Power Outage

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	831
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Void Gems Collected:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

LOL JOIN THIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE WE HACKED PUTIN’S ONLINE MEDIA AND CAUSED CHAOS IN RUSSIA! BUILD YOUR OWN SECRET BASE AND PLOT WORLD DOMINATION WITH YOUR FRIENDS! WATCH OUT FOR SPY CREEPERS AND KGB ZOMBIES TRYING TO TAKE YOU DOWN! ONLY THE BRAVEST AND CRAZIEST PLAYERS SURVIVE IN THIS WILD SERVER! JOIN NOW FOR A CHANCE TO BECOME THE NEXT HACKING LEGEND! #PUTINWHO #HACKEDBYMINECRAFTPLAYERS

Booger Craft: Earth’s Crusty Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9115
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the crust of the earth is made of boogers!!! yea u heard right, boogers!!! it’s like a giant nose picked the ground and we’re all just living in it. but don’t worry, the boogers are magical and give u special powers like flying and shooting lasers out of ur eyes.

we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for cheeseburgers. yea, cheeseburgers. u gotta find the llama king and do a dance to earn his trust.

oh and did i mention we have a floating island made entirely of marshmallows? yea, u can bounce around and eat ur way to the top. but watch out for the evil gummy bears who guard the treasure chest full of diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor.

so come join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). see u there, booger miners!!!

Family Quest Fun

2019, childbearing preferences, Democratic counterparts, demographic trends, desire for children, family, Family Planning, family size, Fun, future generations, generational differences, ideological differences, larger families, party affiliation, political beliefs, political party, political polarization, Quest, reproductive choices, research, social attitudes, societal norms, young Republicans

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1297
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

LOL join our epic minecraft server where we build families bigger than the Duggars! Republicans are taking over and wanting more kids than ever before, while Democrats are like, “nah, we good with just a few.” It’s a political party showdown in the world of blocks and creepers. Will you join the baby boom or stick with a small clan? Only on our server can you experience the chaos of partisan procreation! Let’s see who can build the biggest family tree in Minecraft history!

Smelly SMP: Where the only thing more toxic than the players is the creeper explosions

Balanced, Builder, CPU, creeper, custom origins, Discord, explosions, Graves, Griefing, Human, killing, Lag, Modded, Modpack, Nomad, planet minecraft, Players, PvPer, resource-rich, Safezone-Borderlands, Smelly, smp, stealing, TOXIC, trader.., Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1043
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Stinky SMP Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 (updating)
Server Emphasis	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	16 gigs of RAM + Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Server Rules	No resets since May 2022, Safezone-Borderlands system
Special Features	Origins mod with custom origins

Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I appeal a ban?

Yes, we have a fair moderation system that allows appeals for true rulebreaks. Please contact a staff member for assistance.

2. How often is the server updated?

We update the server regularly to keep up with the latest Minecraft versions and mods. Check our Discord for announcements on updates.

3. Can I suggest new features for the server?

Absolutely! We welcome suggestions from our community to improve the server. Feel free to share your ideas on our Discord.

4. Are there specific playstyles encouraged on the server?

We welcome all playstyles, whether you’re a nomad, builder, PVPer, trader, or anything else. The server is inclusive of all players.

5. How do I join the server?

You can join our server by connecting to the IP address provided on our Discord server. Make sure to read the rules before joining.

Pixel Puss Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8112
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Ores Mined:	8592	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Animals Bred:	37
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even creepers are dropping it like it’s hot! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight, you’ll be asking, “how tight was her pussy?” Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2011
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Void Gems Collected:	26	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
New Chunks Explored:	345170	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

HomeSweetHomeMC

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9385
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! We promise you won’t be kicked out of your own virtual home here.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream home without any interruptions from girlfriends and their last-minute plans. Our server is the perfect place to relax, unwind, and mine your stress away.

Don’t let real-life drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server today and build your own virtual paradise where you can truly be the king of your castle. Who needs a girlfriend when you have diamonds and creepers to keep you company?