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Nations in Minecraft: Where players pretend to know how government works.

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Hello there! I’m here today to invite you to join us in an experience like no other. We play on a server that aims to simulate civilization in Minecraft and we invite you to join us. Become part of an expansive nation, grow your power and influence or perhaps simply assist your countrymen in their own endeavors. With enough effort here you can do anything you can imagine. Lead an army into battle, rule over bustling towns, create a company and become rich, or perhaps retire to a simple life of farming with a small group of friends and simply enjoy the days as they come. We also host events regularly so I promise it won’t get boring for a while. If you’re even slightly interested, I highly recommend you join the discord! We can answer any questions you have there. Thank you for your time and interest and I hope to see you soon!

Description

Hello there! I’m here today to invite you to join us in an experience like no other. We play on a server that aims to simulate civilization in Minecraft and we invite you to join us. Become part of an expansive nation, grow your power and influence or perhaps simply assist your countrymen in their own endeavors. With enough effort here you can do anything you can imagine. Lead an army into battle, rule over bustling towns, create a company and become rich, or perhaps retire to a simple life of farming with a small group of friends and simply enjoy the days as they come. We also host events regularly so I promise it won’t get boring for a while. If you’re even slightly interested, I highly recommend you join the discord! We can answer any questions you have there. Thank you for your time and interest and I hope to see you soon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, please join our discord server at https://discord.com/invite/VGxhdF2V56 and follow the instructions provided there.
What kind of events do you host?	We host a variety of events including PvP battles, building competitions, treasure hunts, and more. These events are designed to keep the gameplay experience fresh and exciting for all players.
Can I create my own nation on the server?	Yes, you can create your own nation on the server and recruit other players to join you. As the leader of a nation, you can set laws, establish alliances with other nations, and expand your territory.

TinyTNT Minecraft Server

big girls, body size, desire, Exploration, fantasies, fulfillment, Hold, Intimacy, Life, lift, Minecraft, missed out, Physical attraction, physical strength, Pick up, Server, sex, sexual experiences, small girl, standing up, STRONG, throw around, TinyTNT

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can finally live out all your wildest fantasies! Are you tired of not being able to lift those big girls in real life? Well, on our server, you can lift and throw them around to your heart’s content!

Imagine picking up a girl and tossing her into the air like a ragdoll, or holding her while you both battle it out against creepers and zombies. The possibilities are endless!

Join us now and experience the thrill of lifting and fucking big girls in a virtual world like never before. Who needs real-life experiences when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to live out your fantasies in the most outrageous way possible. See you in the game!

MineArknights – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than an Ifrit skin web event? Well, look no further because our server is on fire! Literally, we have a Flamebringer skin event that will make you feel hotter than a lava pool.

Join us and meet our exclusive characters like Guard Surtr, Specialist Mizuki, and Sniper Pozemka. They’re ready to take on any challenge, whether it’s fighting off creepers or building the most epic castle you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event called Operation Pyrolysis where you can get your hands on the rarest skins like Saga and Penance. Trust us, you won’t find these anywhere else.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even run into Fartooth and Shalem on your journey. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

CraftyBitchesIntervention

#workout, AMBUSHING, apartment, Bitches, circle, CraftyBitchesIntervention, diet plans, dramatic, Exercise, french fries, Friends, hanging out, healthy, ice cream, intervention, movies, overweight, Salads, TV, weight, yogurt

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Are you tired of your friends being all serious and dramatic about your weight? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense!

Join our server and leave all the diet plans and workout routines behind. Instead, indulge in virtual French fries and ice cream without any judgment! Who needs salads and low-cal yogurt when you can have a feast fit for a Minecraft king?

Don’t let your friends ambush you with interventions – join our server and be free to be your fabulous, overweight self. Plus, we have a special “Bitches Be Gone” feature for anyone who tries to bring drama into our virtual world.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with fun, laughter, and plenty of virtual snacks. Who needs real-life interventions when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? Let’s block out the haters and build a world where you can truly be yourself.

CreeperFamilyDrama

CreeperFamilyDrama, dark family secrets, disturbing family secret, family betrayal, family confessions, family cover-up, family deception, family drama, family dysfunction, family history, family lies, family mysteries, family revelations, family scandal, Family secrets, family skeletons, family truth, family whispers, hidden family secrets, long-held family secret, shocking family secret

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Are you tired of boring old family secrets like Aunt Mildred’s secret meatloaf recipe? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve got a whole new level of disturbing family secrets for you to uncover! Join us and discover the twisted tales of Uncle Bob’s pet llama army or Grandma Gertrude’s underground roller derby ring. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll stumble upon in our wacky world! So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of madness.

Trash Balloon Minecraft Server

aerial propaganda, balloon, balloon launches, border conflict, cnn, cross-border tensions, current events, diplomatic relations, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, military provocations, Minecraft, Moon Jae-in, news updates, North Korea, North Korean news, political tensions, propaganda tactics, Server, south korea, Trash, trash balloons, trash disposal

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more trash balloons than north korea sending them to south korea 😂 we got more trash than a landfill and more fun than a barrel of monkeys 🐒 join us for crazy adventures and build your own trash kingdom 🗑️ who needs north or south korea when you can have the trashiest time of your life on our server 😜🎮 #trashballoonsfordays #minecraftmadness

CraftyHostageGamer

Conflict, CraftyHostageGamer, Crisis, Doctor, freedom of speech, gaza, Hostage, HUMAN RIGHTS, International, Journalism, journalist, KIDNAPPING, Media, Medical, MIDDLE EAST, News, Noa Argamani, Press, Report, Terrorism, violence

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so, like, you know how sometimes you just wanna escape reality and dive into a whole new world? well, this server is the place to be, my dudes! we got pigs that can fly, chickens that shoot lasers, and cows that can breakdance better than your little cousin at a wedding.

we also have this crazy story about a journalist and a doctor holding some chick named Noa Argamani hostage in Gaza. like, what even is that? sounds like a plot twist from a telenovela, amirite? but don’t worry, we promise our server is 100% safe and free from any hostage situations.

join us for the laughs, the memes, and the pure chaos that is our Minecraft server. who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and breakdancing cows, right? come on, you know you wanna join the fun!

SoundUniverseCraft

Astrophysics, auditory, Celestial, Cosmic, cosmic mysteries, cosmic sounds, entire, Existence, few, Mysterious, Phenomenon, pockets, rare, scientific discovery, Small, Sound, SoundUniverseCraft, Space, Universe, Vibrations, Waves

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so, like, u know how sound, like, exists everywhere? well, not on this server, bro. sound only exists in a few small pockets of the entire universe, and this server is, like, one of them. u gotta join just to experience the weirdness of silent creepers and, like, muted explosions. it’s, like, a whole new level of Minecraft, man. plus, u get to ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. so, like, come join us and be part of the soundless revolution.

BaboonBrainSurgeryCraft

Animal Behavior, BaboonBrainSurgeryCraft, brain anatomy, Brain Surgery, clinical implications, cognitive abilities, Communication, gestural path, hand preference, language development, medical advancements, motor skills, neuroscience, newborn baboons, Patients, post-operative aphasia, prediction, researchers, Risks, scientific research, weaning

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so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported into the brain of a newborn baboon. but get this, the baboon is like super smart and knows which hand it’s gonna use to talk to other baboons once it grows up. and like, this server is all about exploring the brain anatomy of these baby baboons and predicting their future communication skills.

but wait, there’s more! as you navigate through the baboon brain, you start to unlock secret powers that you can use in the game. like, you can control the weather with just a flick of your virtual finger or summon a herd of zombie pigs to do your bidding. it’s like a crazy adventure inside a baboon’s brain, but with a minecraft twist.

plus, there’s this whole subplot about using your newfound knowledge to help brain surgery patients. like, you can use your baboon brain skills to minimise the risks of post-operative aphasia and become a hero in the virtual world. so, if you’re ready for a wild ride through the minds of baby baboons and want to save the day with your brain surgery expertise, then this server is the place to be. join now and let the baboon brain games begin!

LanternCraft

anti cheat, anti-grief, Claim blocks, Community, Discord, Dutch, family friendly, Lanterncraft, minecraft server, Survival

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**Lanterncraft: A Friendly Minecraft Survival Server**

Welcome to Lanterncraft, the Dutch Minecraft survival server for the whole family!

At Lanterncraft we ensure that you can always enjoy the latest Minecraft updates, as we are constantly updating to the latest version.

Our server is equipped with advanced anti-cheat and anti-grief plugins. This means that creepers do not cause block damage and you can safely claim your projects with claim blocks. Grievances and the use of hacks are strictly prohibited so that everyone can play in a fair and enjoyable environment.

We have a warm, friendly community and an active staff team that is always there for you. For extra support and fun you can also find us on Discord.

Join Lanterncraft and have an unforgettable Minecraft experience!

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Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Potions Brewed:	101
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	2333
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Towns Built:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Secret Passages Found:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Crops Grown:	3778	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	5604	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Runes Activated:	7

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Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6
New Chunks Explored:	811797	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Enchantments Applied:	174	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8509	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Emeralds Found:	9323
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
New Chunks Explored:	724250	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15