HahaCraft Minecraft Server

anti-Trump, comedic critique, funny, haha, HahaCraft, humor, laughing at politics, laughing at Trump, Minecraft, Political Comedy, political commentary, political humor, political jokes, Political satire, presidential jokes, presidential mockery, satire, Server, Trump administration, Trump jokes, Trump mockery, Trump Sucks

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6643
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Buildings Constructed:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8750
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Are you tired of building walls in Minecraft only to have them torn down by creepers? Look no further than our server, where we have banned all creepers in honor of our favorite slogan, “Trump Sucks!” Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive fun and political satire. Build the biggest, most beautiful structures you can imagine, and watch them stand tall against all odds. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into. So come on and join us, because on this server, the only thing that sucks is Trump!

CraftyDiorBagLady

Asia, BAG, controversy, Corruption, CraftyDiorBagLady, criminal charges, Designer, DIOR, Ethics, fashion, first lady, Government, Handbag, investigation, Justice, Legal, luxury, News, Politics, scandal, south korea

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	626
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	192	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Towns Built:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

lol come join our minecraft server, where we have more drama than a kpop scandal! the first lady of south korea may not be facing criminal charges, but you can bet there’s plenty of mischief and mayhem to be had on our server.

build your own dior bag empire and rule over your fellow players with style and sass. start a scandal of your own or just sit back and watch the chaos unfold.

with crazy events like diamond heists and llama races, you’ll never be bored on our server. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

BabyFoodGoneWild

additives, Baby Care, baby food, BabyFoodGoneWild, childhood obesity, children, diet, Feeding, Food Industry, grocery stores, health risks, infant health, nutrition, parental choices, preservatives, processed foods, regulations, study, Sugar, Unhealthy, US

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9047
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	414771	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Towns Built:	7
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dimension Hops:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where baby foods are not unhealthy!!! we got all da best baby foods for u to eat while u play!!! our server is like a grocery store but way cooler cuz u can build stuff and fight zombies!!! trust me, u won’t find a better place to get ur baby food fix while gaming!!! plus, we have a secret underground baby food dungeon where u can find rare and exotic baby foods to munch on while u explore!!! don’t miss out on dis one-of-a-kind experience, join now and start snacking on some unhealthy baby foods in style!!!

The Island: Where chaos reigns, battles rage, and the guest list is top secret!

Battles, Capturetheflag, Chaos, Creative, Custom, Economy, Factions, guest, Hardcore, ISLAND, KitPvP, list, MCMMO, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, RAGE, REIGNS, Roleplay, RPG, secret, Skyblock, Spleef, Survivalgames, Top, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4834
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mines Excavated:	1304	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Minecraft PvP Server Overview

Realm Code	UeUXxq9aV6JJ-FY
Description	Enter a realm where battles are fierce, skills are tested, and victory awaits the bravest. Join our PvP server for adrenaline-pumping combat and epic showdowns. This is a small island pvp server with no rules, have fun and enjoy yourselves.

FAQ

1. What are the rules of the server?

There are no rules on this server. Players are free to engage in PvP combat and enjoy themselves without restrictions.

2. How can I join the server?

To join the server, use the realm code provided above to access the PvP realm.

3. Is there a limit on the number of players allowed on the server?

There is currently no limit on the number of players allowed on the server. Feel free to invite friends to join in on the PvP action.

4. How can I report inappropriate behavior on the server?

If you encounter any inappropriate behavior on the server, please report it to the server admins or moderators for immediate action.

PhoCraft Minecraft Server

Austroasiatic, close relatives, cultural similarities, Khuen, Kinh, language evolution, Laos, linguistic shift, long lost cousins, LUE, Minecraft, Northern Thai, Northern Thais, PhoCraft, related groups, Server, Southeast Asia, Tai Yuan, Tai-Kadai, Tai-Kadai peoples, Vietnamese, Viets, Yong

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3275
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the long lost cousin of all other servers! Just like how Vietnamese are closely related to Northern Thai people, our server is closely related to all the other servers out there. Join us and experience a linguistic shift to a whole new level of fun and excitement!

Imagine a world where Minecraft blocks speak Austroasiatic tongues and the players are all long lost cousins of each other. That’s the kind of crazy family reunion you can expect on our server! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and discover the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

BurningTicketmaster Minecraft SMP

Bots, BurningTicketmaster, control the market, decentralized, fight back, Future, greedy bastards, hidden fees, insane markups, JOKE, kidney, lining pockets, Minecraft, overpriced beer, real fans, resellers, ridiculous prices, Ripped off, scam, smp, take back control, ticketmaster, treated like shit

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4333
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	24

Are you tired of getting ripped off by greedy corporations like Ticketmaster? Sick of paying outrageous prices for concert tickets just to end up in the nosebleed section? Join our Minecraft SMP where we fight back against the tyranny of Ticketmaster!

Imagine a world where you can actually afford to see your favorite bands live without selling a kidney or taking out a second mortgage. Our server is a safe haven for fans who are sick of being screwed over by ticket resellers and hidden fees.

But that’s not all – we also have epic battles against evil bots who try to snatch up all the tickets before you can even blink. Join us in the fight to take back control of the concert ticket market and stick it to Ticketmaster once and for all. F*ck Ticketmaster, join our crazy SMP and let’s show them who’s boss!

ZooFeeders Minecraft Server

Apology, bad guy, bear country, city zoo, Confrontation, family, family fun, feeding animals, license plate, Minecraft, misunderstanding, park, Police, rules, scaring families, Server, signs, Staff, threat, wildlife, Zoo, ZooFeeders

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7030
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Dragon Eggs Found:	6694	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner animal? Look no further than our server, where the only rule is to feed the animals! That’s right, we encourage you to throw carrots at pigs, fish at ocelots, and bones at wolves. Let your wild side roam free in our virtual zoo!

Join us for a chance to meet the infamous Grandpa Feeder, who will stop at nothing to make sure every animal gets a snack. Just be warned, he might also threaten to call the virtual police on you if you try to stop him. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

So come on down to our server and let the feeding frenzy begin! Just remember, don’t feed the creepers – they tend to explode when overfed. See you there!

SisStealsCarNoWifeyMad

brother-in-law, car borrowing, Car Insurance, car payments, car sharing, car usage, Communication, Decision making, family, family dynamics, Family Values, financial responsibility, marital conflict, medical bills, sibling relationship, sibling support, SisStealsCarNoWifeyMad, Trust, trust issues, wife’s permission

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8804
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in family values, like letting your sister borrow your car without your wife’s permission! 🚗💨

🌟 Join us and experience the thrill of lending your virtual vehicles to your pixelated siblings, all while navigating the treacherous terrain of relationship drama! 💔

🚙 Who needs a brand-new EV when you can drive a 2023 Kia Forte with only 3k miles in the world of blocks and mobs? 🤷‍♂️

🌈 Our server is a safe space for cosigning leases, surviving brain cancer, and making questionable financial decisions in the name of sibling solidarity! 💸

💥 So come on over and build your own drama-filled adventure in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your spouse’s patience)! 🤪🎮

Join us now and let’s drive into the sunset of chaos together! 🌅🚗 #MinecraftFamilyDramaServer

CraftyHostageDaughter

Conflict Resolution, CraftyHostageDaughter, DAUGHTER, Deal, Diplomacy, family, foreign policy, Government, Hostage, hostage crisis, hostage situation, international relations, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, Netanyahu, political maneuvering, political strategy, Politics

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2839
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

So like, have you heard of this epic Minecraft server where the players are like, sooo obsessed with building stuff and having fun that they don’t even care about real life drama? It’s like, the perfect escape from all the political nonsense and hostage situations going on in the world.

Join us on this server and you’ll be able to build the craziest structures, mine for diamonds like a boss, and even ride on magical unicorns (okay, maybe not the last part, but you get the idea). Plus, the community is so chill and friendly that you’ll forget all about Netanyahu and his political shenanigans.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave all that real life drama behind and join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is having a good time and building awesome stuff. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

EcoWarriorCraft

#sustainability, carbon emissions, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, climate justice, climate policy, climate science, climate skeptics, climate solutions, consensus, Defeat, denialists, EcoWarriorCraft, Environment, global warming, greenhouse gases, proven wrong, renewable energy, Science

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2442
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ores Mined:	5570

join our epic minecraft server where we have the power to defeat global warming! yea, you heard right, we are saving the planet one block at a time. our players are so cool, they can make the sun shine brighter and the oceans cooler just by mining diamonds.

we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers give hugs instead of exploding.

if you join our server, you’ll be part of the most elite group of players who are on a mission to make the world a better place, one pixel at a time. plus, we have the best parties with unlimited cake and fireworks.

so come on, join us and be a hero in the fight against global warming. who knew saving the planet could be so much fun?

CysteineCraft: Beyond Proteinopathy

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3793
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

hey u, yeah u, do u like minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like no other, it’s like a magical land where trioxidized cysteine and aging come together to create a whole new world of possibilities! forget about boring old proteinopathic paradigms, we’re all about pushing boundaries and exploring the unknown!

join us and embark on a wild adventure where u can build, mine, and craft your way to greatness. but be warned, things can get a little crazy around here. one time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant mushroom just by sneezing! true story, bro.

so if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft server that defies all logic and reason, then come on over and join the fun! who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans await u in this trioxidized cysteine-infused world. see u there, adventurer!

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