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TerrorCraft – UK Minecraft Server

Accountability, Conflict, cover up, Diplomacy, extremism, financial support, Foreign Office, funding, Government, Groups, international relations, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Palestinian, political controversy, scandal, Server, terror-linked, TerrorCraft, Terrorism, transparency, uk

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4260
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

so, like, u kno how the UK Foreign Office is all secretive and stuff about funding to, like, terror-linked Palestinian groups? well, on our minecraft server, we have a secret underground base where we uncover all the juicy deets about this scandal! join us and become a secret agent, uncovering government secrets while building epic structures and battling creepers! plus, we have a pet llama named fluffy who spits on anyone who tries to grief our server. come join us for a wild ride of conspiracy theories and blocky adventures!

PrisonBreakCraft

Conflict, eastern europe, Fight, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Government, international relations, Military, military strategy, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner exchange, prisoner release, prisoners, prisoners of war, Release, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, Ukrainian crisis, War

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	686
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE RELEASED THOUSANDS OF PRISONERS FROM UKRAINE TO FIGHT AGAINST RUSSIA! THEY’RE READY TO MINE AND CRAFT THEIR WAY TO VICTORY! WATCH OUT FOR THE CREEPERS, THEY’RE JUST AS DANGEROUS AS THE RUSSIANS! JOIN NOW FOR AN EPIC BATTLE OF BLOCKS AND FREEDOM!

CymaticCraft: 2D Fun in a 3D World

2D version, 3D reality, audiovisual art, Cymatic patterns, CymaticCraft, frequency visualization, Fun, geometric shapes, greater complexities, harmonic frequencies, intricate designs., intricate patterns, multidimensional reality, Music Visualization, natural formations, resonance patterns, scientific phenomena, sound visualization, vibrational energy, visual representation, wave interference, wave patterns, world

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2489
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Dimension Hops:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mines Excavated:	1043	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story. So, like, one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a dimension where everything was made of diamonds. And, get this, the creepers were actually friendly and gave out free hugs! Can you believe it?! Plus, the cymatic patterns on this server are off the charts, man. It’s like tripping on mushrooms without actually eating any mushrooms, ya feel me? So, come join us and experience the mind-blowing 2D version of reality in 3D. It’s gonna be a total blast, dude!

BrainCrafters: Postmortem vs. Living

Brain, brain disorders, BrainCrafters, Diagnostics, Differences, Enhancements, Factors, inflammation, Levels, Living, living brain tissues, living samples, parkinsons, Postmortem, postmortem brain tissues, postmortem samples, researchers, RNA, RNA editing, samples, tissues, treatments, Understanding

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6528
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ores Mined:	3616	Dragon Eggs Found:	543

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. We got RNA editing in postmortem and living brain tissues, like, whoa. And, get this, the postmortem samples have higher levels because of inflammation, like, mind blown, right? Join this server and, like, understand these crazy differences, man. It’s gonna, like, enhance diagnostics and treatments for brain disorders like Parkinson’s, like, who even knew, right? So, like, join now and, like, let’s get brainy together, bro. It’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

4chanFear Minecraft Server

4chan, 4chanFear, Anonymity, cyber threats, cyberbullying, digital security, fear, forum, internet regulations, internet safety, jannies, Minecraft, Moderation, online behavior, online censorship, Online Community, online harassment, online privacy, Robots, Server, Shut down, threatening posts, trolling

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5240
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	918986
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	123	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the jannies are constantly on edge about getting shut down by the feds for some crazy 4chan shenanigans? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Our jannies are fearless warriors who laugh in the face of danger and will never let a little FBI threat get in the way of some good old block-building fun.

Join us for epic adventures where robots come to life and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Watch out for those sneaky creepers, they might just be undercover agents trying to take down our server. But fear not, our community is strong and we will band together to protect our virtual home from any and all threats.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Just remember, nothing is ever as it seems and you never know what crazy antics will unfold next. See you in the game, brave adventurer!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, anonymous posting, BlockyBanter, Conversations, digital communication, discussion, forum, image sharing, imageboard, IndiaChan, Indian forum, Indian imageboard, Indian users, internet culture, long tail tags, message board, Minecraft, No. 199221280, Online Community, Posts, Server, Threads

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5476
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us at http://indiachan.xyz/ for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden village filled with dancing llamas and singing villagers. The player was so amazed by this unexpected discovery that they couldn’t stop laughing for days!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such killer dance moves?

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a magical portal that leads to a land filled with giant chickens and flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true for all you animal lovers out there!

So what are you waiting for? Join us at http://indiachan.xyz/ for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SisCritiqueButPaidForCollege

aunt, Boundaries, college, consequences, criminal charges, criticizing, Grandparents, Guilt, Incident, lie, loan, OBLIGATION, parents, private school, Raising, savings, SisCritiqueButPaidForCollege, sister, suspension, Therapy, tuition

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9312
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Join our server and leave all the family feuds behind!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun without worrying about your sister pulling crazy stunts like Mia. Imagine a world where you can build, explore, and create without any guilt trips or family drama getting in your way.

Plus, who needs grandparents helping with college when you can mine for diamonds and build your own empire in our server? Forget about loans and financial stress, just focus on building the ultimate Minecraft kingdom.

Join us now and leave all the real-life chaos behind. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie battles instead? Don’t be an AITA, be a Minecraft master!

RegretCraft Minecraft Server

biggest mistake, Decision making, hindsight, learn from mistakes, life choices, life experiences, life journey, life lessons, life regrets, Minecraft, moving forward, overcoming failure, past mistakes, personal growth, RegretCraft, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-forgiveness, Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9392
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dimension Hops:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6019	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was your pet pig? Well, fear not, because on our server, that’s just the beginning of the chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as derpy as you are.

Forget about your real-life mistakes, because on our server, the only mistake you’ll make is not joining sooner! From building giant statues of Steve riding a chicken to organizing epic llama races, there’s never a dull moment in our wacky world.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even become the legendary player who accidentally built a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCommons

common, commonly encountered, commonly experienced, commonly seen, CraftyCommons, everyday occurrence, frequently observed, frequently occurring, frequently underestimated, Misconception, not uncommon, often overlooked, Overlooked, prevalence, prevalent, realization, ubiquitous, Underappreciated, underestimated, widely present, widespread

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6354
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Buildings Constructed:	24
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9831	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Join our Minecraft server and discover the true meaning of insanity! We have more exploding chickens than you can shake a diamond sword at. And don’t even get us started on the flying pigs that rain down from the sky every hour on the hour.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Sheep King, who rules over his woolly subjects with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can best him in a game of sheep shearing, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, as one player found out the hard way when they wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of them).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding chickens… they’re everywhere.

FrenchieCraft Minecraft Server

activism, anti-far right, Coalition, coalition building, collaboration, Democracy, election, extremism, far right, France, French politics, FrenchieCraft, Government, Minecraft, movement, opposition, political parties, progressive, resistance, Server, solidarity, strategy, Unity

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4083
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Buildings Constructed:	50

come join our epic minecraft server where the french parties are building an anti-far right front but with a twist – instead of boring politics, we’re building epic castles and battling giant creepers! imagine marine le pen trying to build a redstone contraption – hilarious! plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about real life drama. join now for a wild ride of building, battling, and banter!