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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 7442 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 8 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4959 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9095 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride as we build giant phallic structures and engage in epic battles with mobs that resemble giant genitalia. Our community is filled with hilarious and outrageous players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who was rejected by a player one too many times. Will you be brave enough to face the wrath of the rejected creeper?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, always remember to FUCKRIIIIIIGHT in the PUSSY!