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TV Sewage Breaks Server

advertising breaks, breaks, broadcast schedule, commercial breaks, half an hour, Media consumption, peak demand, peak flow intervals, peak flows, peak periods, Server, seven minutes, Sewage, sewage system, television commercials, Television era, television industry, television programming, Timing, urban infrastructure, Waste Disposal, waste management

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2982
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA EXPERIENCE DA CRAZIEST SH*T EVER! WE GOT SEWAGE FLOWS EVERY HALF AN HOUR, JUST LIKE COMMERCIAL BREAKS ON TV! IMAGINE SWIMMING IN POOP WHILE BUILDING UR EPIC MINECRAFT CASTLE! U AIN’T NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE DIS BEFORE! COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE AND MAKE SOME MEMORIES U WON’T FORGET (EVEN IF U TRY)! #SEWAGEPARTY #EPICPOOPADVENTURES #MINECRAFTLOLZ 🤪🤣🤮🏰🚽🎉

Quantum Quark Quest

entangled quarks, experimental physics, first time, high energies, Observation, particle physics, particles, Physicists, probes, Quantum, quantum breakthrough, quantum entanglement, quantum feat, quantum information, Quantum Mechanics, quantum observation, quantum physics, quantum research, quantum technology, quark, Quest, scientific discovery

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9475
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Zombie Dances:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

so like, imagine if u could join a minecraft server where u can observe entangled quarks for the first time. like, dude, that’s some next level quantum feat stuff right there. u can open the door to further probes of quantum information in particles at high energies, like whoa. join now and be part of this mind-blowing adventure in the world of minecraft. who knows what crazy things u might discover in this server. come on, don’t miss out on this epic journey of quantum proportions. let’s get weird and wacky together, join now!

Supremecraft 2024

2012-2014, Active, building, Community, dafreo, Economy, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, hang out, Minecraft 1.20.6, multiplayer, Non-profit, Nostalgia, old school, pay to win, PvP, Reviving, small server, socializing, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8276
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Mines Excavated:	3669	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Magic Items Found:	1878
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Supremecraft 2024 is bringing the good ‘ol days back to life. We are a small server, aiming to revive an active server from 2012-2014 by the same name created by dafreo. We despise the pay-to-win structure that is far too present on other modern-day multiplayer servers. Our goal is to build a place for players to simply hang out, have fun, and play some Minecraft.

We support players running Minecraft 1.20.6 and up.

supremecraft2024.mc.gg:26260

URBAN – Vanilla, Survival without a vulture Minecraft server

anti cheat, Cheating, complaint, Discord, filtering, friendly players, Griefers, Griefing, inadequate, Plugins, Quality Server, Safety, stealing, Survival, twinks, Urban, Vanilla, vanilla course, Vulture, Whitelist

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	438
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

A quality server that tries to stick to the vanilla course and not deviate into unnecessary plugins.

Cheating, griefing, stealing items and inadequacy are prohibited on the server, friendly players are welcome :3

You can leave a complaint about the offender in our Discord.

There is an anti-cheat on the server!

To get on the server, you need to be on the whitelist – this is done for safety and to filter out griefers and twinks. To get on it, just join our Discord server and specify your nickname!

urban.sytes.net:19132

Gantz Minecraft Server

action, aliens, Anime, dark themes, death game, dynamic, gantz, Gore, INTENSE, Manga adaptation, mature content, Minecraft, Mystery, Psychological, resurrection, Sci Fi, series, Server, Supernatural, Survival, Suspense, Thriller, violence

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4005
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Farms Harvested:	645	Falling into the Void:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Dragon Eggs Found:	7116	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild episode of Gantz! Join us for insane battles, intense survival challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Who knows, you might even encounter some alien creatures or mysterious black orbs that transport you to another dimension. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that will keep you on the edge of your seat, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

Pager Alternatives Minecraft SMP

Alternatives, alternatives to pagers, alternatives to phones, communication devices, communication solutions, communication tools, emergency communication, Minecraft, modern technology, pager, pager alternatives, pager replacement, phone alternatives, phone substitutes, smp, tech evolution, tech holocaust, technology advancements, walkie talkie, walkie talkie benefits, walkie talkie features, walkie talkie guide, walkie talkie usage, wireless communication

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4651
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5194

Are you tired of being bombarded with notifications and constantly glued to your phone screen? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where phones and walkie talkies have taken over the world in a tech holocaust. But fear not, brave adventurer, for in this wacky world, the only way to communicate is through building elaborate redstone contraptions and sending messages via carrier pigeons (yes, we have Minecraft pigeons now).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that defeating Blocky Bob will earn you a rare diamond-encrusted pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like butter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a wild and hilarious journey filled with tech mishaps, quirky characters, and endless adventures. Just remember to leave your phone at the door – you won’t be needing it here!

MomLiedMC

art world, artist struggles, artistic integrity, BETRAYAL, boundary setting, career boundaries, career involvement, career success, Communication Issues, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, manipulation tactics, MomLiedMC, mother-daughter conflict, personal boundaries, public promises, recognition, Support, Trust

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4665
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Are you tired of family drama and emotional manipulation? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of creativity and fun, where you can escape the chaos of real life.

Just like how this player’s mom tried to sneakily sell their art prints behind their back, you’ll find plenty of sneaky players trying to steal your diamonds or sabotage your builds. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

And if you ever feel like you’re being emotionally manipulated by another player, just remember that it’s all part of the game! Who needs therapy when you can just block someone in-game instead?

So come join us on our server, where family drama is left at the door and the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night with a horde of zombies on your tail. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a manipulative mom!

CraftyCows Minecraft Server

controversy, CraftyCows, criticism, cultural sensitivity, Diplomacy, diplomatic response, global affairs, Government, India, international relations, iran, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, misinformed, muslims, Politics, religious tolerance, remarks, Server, South Asia, Statement, UNACCEPTABLE

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	265
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	New Chunks Explored:	462580
Falling into the Void:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

so, like, u know how some servers are just, like, meh? well, not this one, bro. this server is, like, the holy grail of minecraft servers. why, u ask? well, let me tell u a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became a legend. they built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. but get this, the llama statue actually came to life and started roaming around the server, spreading joy and happiness to all who crossed its path.

and that’s not even the craziest part. there’s a secret hidden dungeon on the server where players can battle zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens. yeah, u heard me right. giant. chickens. and if u defeat them, u get a magical sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s, like, totally epic.

so, if u want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft server out there, then u gotta join us. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have, like, unlimited cake. so, what are u waiting for? come join the fun!

HezboCraft: IAF Takedown

airstrike, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, Defense, foreign policy, HezboCraft, hezbollah, iaf, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, military operation, national security, precision strike, regional tensions, SECURITY, southern Lebanon, strikes, takedown, Targets, terrorists

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6660
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

so, liek, u know how u always wanted to be in the middle of a epic battle between iaf and hezbollah terrorists? well, guess what, now u can in our minecraft server! join us for the most intense pvp action as u fight alongside iaf forces to take down those pesky terrorists in southern lebanon.

build ur own bunker, fly a fighter jet, or even launch a missile at ur enemies. the possibilities are endless in this crazy server where anything can happen.

so what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of the most insane war zone in minecraft history. trust us, u won’t regret it.

Tea & Wine & Berries & Choc – Dementia Free!

Adults, antioxidants, berries, brain health, choc, cognitive decline, cognitive function, dark chocolate, dementia, dementia risk, depressive symptoms, flavonoids, free, genetic risk, healthy aging, high blood pressure, lifestyle factors, mental health, neuroprotection, Prevention, Red wine, study, tea, wine

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2219
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Love Letters Sent:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? Let me tell you, it’s lit AF! We got tea, red wine, berries, and even dark chocolate up in here! And get this, they all help reduce the risk of dementia! Like, what even is dementia, amirite?

So, like, this study with over 120,000 adults aged 40 to 70 found that if you join our server and munch on these flavonoid-rich foods, you’ll be living your best life. And get this, it’s especially beneficial if you have a high genetic risk of dementia, high blood pressure, or depressive symptoms. Like, who knew Minecraft could be so good for your brain, right?

So, like, come join us on this server and let’s get our flavonoid on! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft and dark chocolate, amirite? Let’s reduce that risk of dementia together, one block at a time! #FlavonoidGang #MinecraftSavesBrains