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| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 851 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 12 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 40 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8733 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 13 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a virtual world that’s as messy as your friend’s house after they added in way too many animals. The smell of adventure will stick to your virtual clothes, just like the smell of animal waste sticks to everything in their house.
Don’t worry about tiptoeing around piles of dog poop and pee – in our server, you’ll be too busy dodging creepers and zombies to even notice! And if you ever need a break from the chaos, just hop on a virtual couch that definitely isn’t soaked in pee (we promise).
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll need to bring is a sense of humor and maybe some trash bags for your car seats. And remember, if anyone asks why you’re always hanging out here, just tell them it’s because our server is the place to be!
