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Rainbow Creeper Kingdom

burden, celebrating deaths, creeper, criminal, criminal niggers, crossdressing, Diss their opps, enemies, Faggots, firearm ownership, intolerable, Kingdom, niggers, RAINBOW, rainbow flaggers, society, sodomy, tolerable, trannys, Unintelligent, violence, woke mob, Worship

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6303
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Astral Projections Made:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the victories of our enemies like true warriors 🔥 Join us if you value firearm ownership and love to Diss your opps after they get rekt 😎 We may not have much in common with the woke mob, but we sure know how to have a good time 🎉 Criminal niggers are tolerable, but faggots and trannys insisting society worships sodomy and crossdressing? Nah, not here 🚫 So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun 🔨 Who knows, you might just find your new favorite Minecraft server 🌟

CraftyFantasy – Minecraft: Endwalker Edition

Benchmark, CraftyFantasy, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, crystal party finder, DAWNTRAIL, early access, Edition, endwalker, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, orbonne monastery mine run., Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, Seraph, Shirogane

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3689
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Void Gems Collected:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Star Shards Collected:	210	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on an adventure like no other on DAWNTRAIL!

Imagine this: Early Access starting on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Release Date set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024! It’s like waiting for the next season of your favorite TV show, but way more exciting!

But wait, there’s more! How about a Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT?! Get ready to battle monsters and explore new worlds in this epic crossover event!

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, we’ve got Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test happening until Patch 7.0! Travel to different regions and show off your skills to players from all over the world!

But the real fun begins with our PvP Series 5 event until Patch 7.0! Show off your PvP skills and dominate the competition like a true warrior!

Don’t forget to check out our Resources, Free Companies, & Linkshells for all your gaming needs! Join meetups like the one on April 19 at 6:00 PM PDT in Seraph, Shirogane for an epic adventure across the universe and yesterday!

And mark your calendars for the Crystal Party Finder meetup on April 21 at 6:00 PM EDT at Orbonne Monastery MINE Run! It’s going to be a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this incredible journey on DAWNTRAIL! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Kids Club: Where even ‘daughters’ get kicked out for being creepers

acceptance, club, Communication, Crafty, CREEPERS, DAUGHTER, Daughters, discrimination, Empathy, family, generation, internet, KICKED, kicked out, Kids, LGBTQ, love, mindfucked, parenting, porn, Support, tolerance, Transgender, Understanding, ungrateful

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9161
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of real life! Join us and build your own ungrateful fuck-proof house away from any drama. Our server is a safe space where you can be whoever you want, even if you decide to be a blocky transgender creeper. We welcome all players, no matter how mindfucked by porn and the internet they may be. So come on in and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

Blocky Booty Adventure

action, Adventure, Anime, anticipation, blocky, BOOTY, Cliffhanger, COMEBACK, fan theories, long wait, Luffy, Manga, Mystery, one piece, plot twist, RETURN, shonen jump, speculation, Straw Hat Pirates, unanswered questions, unresolved, unresolved plot points

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8706
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Crops Grown:	6212
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Join our Minecraft server and find out why Steve is never coming back! Maybe he got lost in the nether trying to find diamonds, or maybe he accidentally fell into a pit of creeper poop. Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll have a blast trying to solve the mystery!

We have custom biomes that will make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve been transported to a magical land filled with rainbow llamas and flying pigs. And don’t even get us started on our mini-games – they’re so addictive, you’ll forget to eat in real life!

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the End Portal! Who knows, you might even run into Steve and ask him what his fucking problem was.

Ex-GF’s Revenge: Minecraft Madness

10/10, attraction, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Dilemma, Ethics, ex girlfriend, ExGFs, Friend, friendship, high school, Honesty, loyalty, loyalty dilemma, madness, Messaging, Minecraft, relationships, Respect, Revenge, temptation

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5896
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama unfolds like never before! Imagine this: you’re minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly the ex-girlfriend of your high school buddy slides into your DMs. She’s a solid 10/10 and you’re torn between wanting to smash and not wanting to ruin the bro code.

But fear not, on our server, we have a solution for every dilemma. Join us and navigate through these sticky situations with skill and grace. Who knows, you might even find love in a blocky world filled with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride.

RussianCraft: Blame it on the Russians!

accusations, AMERICANS, Blame, Brits, Conflict, Diplomacy, Fault, finger-pointing, French, geopolitical tensions, Germans, Global Issues, international relations, Lithuanians, Politics, RESPONSIBILITY, RussianCraft, russians, scapegoating, world affairs

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5760
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Divine Spears Created:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and blame everything on THE RUSSIANS, THE GERMANS, THE LITHUANIANS, THE AMERICANS, THE BRITS, and THE FRENCH!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels leading to treasure chests full of diamonds and enchanted gear. Rumor has it, there’s even a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on top of creepers!

Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own kingdom and declare war on neighboring kingdoms for control of the server. Will you be a peaceful ruler or a tyrannical dictator? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Blocky Banter

banter, blocky, Closure, Completed, Conclusion, done, End.., Finale, finality, finished, je konec, Over.., resolution, Termination, the end, Ultimate, ultimate closure, ultimate conclusion, ultimate ending, ultimate finale, ultimate resolution, ultimate termination

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3694
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Welcome to our wacky and wild Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because we have unicorns riding pigs, giant chickens that lay diamonds, and cows that can breakdance!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary cheeseburger of power or rescue the princess from the evil clutches of a creeper king.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to talking squids that give out valuable loot and friendly zombies who just want to dance.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Zombie Apocalypse: Where’s Our Girl?

Apocalypse, girl, Wheres, zombie

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8738
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Potions Brewed:	145	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	182	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you will encounter the most beautiful creatures you have ever seen! Imagine riding a majestic unicorn through fields of rainbow sheep, while being serenaded by singing dolphins. Yes, this is the kind of magical world you will find on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja turtles who are experts in crafting diamond swords and fighting off creepers. Join forces with them and become a hero in this epic adventure!

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a place where dragons play volleyball with Endermen, and where you can build a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava waterfall? Only on our server, of course!

Come join us and experience the madness and beauty of our Minecraft world. Who knows what other surprises await you? See you there!

RedditRageCraft: Where your account may vanish, but the fun never does!

account deletion, account security, Account.., COOKIES, Cyber Security, data privacy, Data Protection, digital footprint, Fun, internet, internet browsing, moving house, new account, online activity, Online Community, online identity, online presence, personal information, reddit, RedditRageCraft, social media, Technology, user account, vanish

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5030
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even Reddit accounts can’t last as long as our players! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Our server is so awesome, it will make you forget about moving houses and clearing cookies. Who needs a new Reddit account when you can join us and have the time of your life?

Come on in and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our server. From building giant statues of llamas to battling evil zombie unicorns, there’s never a dull moment here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, maybe your Reddit account will last longer this time around!

Crafty Cable Car City – Where Minecraft Meets Heights!

Aerial View, Architecture, Buildings, cable, cable car, CAR, city, city life, city view, cityscape, Crafty, Heights, high above, home town, landmarks, meets, Minecraft, panoramic, perspective, Scenic, SightSeeing, skyline, tourism, tourist attraction, Transportation, travel, Urban

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7477
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Potions Brewed:	28
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Emeralds Found:	3014

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Imagine soaring through the skies on a cable car while admiring the majestic views of our virtual home town.

Join us for a wild ride filled with zombie pigmen riding llamas, diamond blocks raining from the sky, and secret dungeons filled with creepers throwing party hats at you.

Build your own pixelated palace or team up with other players to create a giant hot dog made entirely out of tnt.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Enderdragon who loves to challenge players to dance battles for rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!