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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 7858 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
Crops Grown: | 3765 | Epic Battles Fought: | 6 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
Zombie Dances: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
And get this, instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be mining for rainbow-colored unicorn poop that gives you magical powers like flying and shooting rainbows out of your butt!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with zombie DJs and skeleton backup dancers all night long!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most mind-blowing, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server ever created! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it!