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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 8880 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1652 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 |
1. Our server is so epic that even Notch himself wishes he could play here. 2. We have diamond ore that spawns every 5 seconds, so you’ll never run out of bling. 3. Our creepers are trained to do the Macarena dance before they explode, just for your entertainment. 4. The Ender Dragon is actually a secret DJ who drops sick beats while you fight him. 5. Our villagers have PhDs in trading, so you’ll always get the best deals. 6. The Nether is actually a tropical paradise with lava hot tubs and ghast pool parties. 7. We have a secret underground base where Herobrine hosts karaoke nights every Friday. 8. Our server is so exclusive that even Steve from Minecraft can’t get in without a special invite.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in blocky pixel land!