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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 1684 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 9071 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Divine Spears Created: | 13 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world filled with hidden secrets and treasures. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even players with umbilical hernias are welcome! Yes, you heard that right. We embrace all kinds of players, no matter what kind of bulge or lump you may have.
Imagine the fun of building your own virtual world while sharing insane stories with other players. Who knows, you might even find some old baby pictures hidden in a virtual end table! And don’t worry about your medical history, because on our server, we only care about having a good time.
So come on, join us and let’s create unforgettable memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement you need in the virtual world? See you in the game!