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Professor Signorelli’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

Adventures, balance, chewed, digestion, disorders, Food, Intelligent, lassitude, liver, Minecraft, Neapolitan, neutralism, nostalgic inactivity, pancreas, pasta, pessimism, Professor, Rice, saliva, Signorelli, Signorellis, smp, starchy, transformation

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	965
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Potions Brewed:	196
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of feeling lassitude, pessimism, and nostalgic inactivity? Do you want to break free from the shackles of neutralism? Then join our Minecraft SMP, where we promise to bring balance back to your organs and your life!

Our server is run by a team of highly trained pasta experts who will guide you on a journey of self-discovery and carb-loading. With their guidance, you will learn to chew your pasta properly and avoid disruptions in your pancreas and liver.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground pasta laboratory where we conduct experiments to create the perfect pasta dish. Who knows what delicious creations you might discover?

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where pasta is more than just a food – it’s a way of life. Don’t let Signorelli’s warnings scare you away, embrace the pasta and join us today!

Infinity Isles

apply, Channels.., commands, Community, Connection, Discord, Donation perks, Events, gameplay, Infinity, Isles, Minecraft, Plugins, Prizes, Resource worlds, Server, smp, Staff, Survival, Toxicity, voice chats, Whitelist

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5412
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Star Shards Collected:	183	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Infinity Isles Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla, whitelisted, 18+
Server Start Date	25th of March
Server Location	East Coast of the US
Key Features	Fast leaf decay Live map Head drops
Player-run Shopping District	Yes
Bi-weekly Events	Yes, with prizes
Resource Worlds	Available for overworld, nether, and end
Discord Community	Active community on Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Why join Infinity Isles?

Infinity Isles offers a semi-vanilla experience with a focus on community, quality of life plugins, and fun multiplayer events. Our active and friendly community ensures a welcoming environment for all players.

Is the server whitelisted?

Yes, we review every application to ensure only the best players join our community. Trolls and immature players are not welcome on our server.

Are there donation perks?

Yes, we have donation perks that are strictly non-Pay-to-Win. All proceeds go towards improving server performance and expanding the server.

What do the resource worlds offer?

Resource worlds provide easy access to large quantities of materials without disturbing the main world’s beauty. They are great for finding un-looted structures and gathering resources.

Anime Trickery 1.21.3

1.21.3, Anime, anime culture, anime fandom, anime genres, anime misconceptions, anime recommendations, deceptive trailers, giant space babes, hidden gems, Macross series, misconceptions, misleading descriptions, mistaken assumptions, mistaken identity, SDF-Macross, surprise endings, Tricked, Trickery, unexpected plot twist, unexpected surprises

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4126
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Emeralds Found:	2802	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Yo, bro, if you’ve been bamboozled by anime before, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! We promise no anime trickery here, just pure blocky fun! Plus, we have giant space babes…in pixel form! Join now and experience the real Macross adventure, where you can build your own mechs and battle it out in space! Don’t miss out, join today and say goodbye to anime deception forever!

CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server

aita, Bitcoin, cash app, copywriter, CraftyFriendz, Friend, high school classmate, International student, jim, Minecraft, Paranoid, payments, refusing to help, restrictions, Server, Situation, small talk, snapchat, student visa, upwork, US, work

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4955
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Animals Bred:	167	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Void Gems Collected:	33	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we’re mining is laughter! 🤣

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is build and survive? Well, look no further, because on our server, we have a wild adventure waiting for you!

Join us and embark on a quest to help Jim, the international copywriter who can’t use cash app in his country! 🌍 He needs your help to receive payments, buy bitcoin, and send it to him. Who knew Minecraft could be so…financially adventurous? 💸

But wait, there’s more! You’ll navigate the treacherous waters of student visas and international transactions, all while trying to keep your in-game character safe and sound. Will you help Jim and risk it all, or will you play it safe and avoid any visa drama? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a hilarious ride! 🤪

So come on down to our server and join the wackiest adventure in Minecraft history! Who knew virtual block-building could be so full of twists and turns? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now! 🎮🚀

VeggieCraft Birthday Bash

aggressive parents, Bash, Beliefs, Birthday, birthday child, Birthday Party, control, ethical reasons, friends’ opinions, fuss, genuine opinions, Guilt, meat eaters, meat industry, meat serving, menu options, unsatisfied guests, vegetarian beliefs, vegetarian evening, vegetarian food, vegetarian menu, vegetarian only, VeggieCraft

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9000
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	265
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of being forced to serve meat at your birthday party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where we only serve vegetarian food! No more guilt over supporting the meat industry, just delicious veggie options for all. Plus, we have a special birthday party package for the birthday child to have full control over the menu – no more aggressive dads or unsatisfied guests here! Join now and let your veggie flag fly high, because who needs meat when you have virtual veggies in Minecraft land?

PainfulDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

acute pain, Agony, anguish, Chronic pain, discomfort, emotional pain, Grief, Heartache, hurt, invisible pain, long tail tags: pain perception, mental pain, Minecraft, Pain, pain awareness, pain coping strategies, pain experience, pain impact on daily life, pain management, pain relief, Pain sensitivity, pain threshold, pain tolerance, PainfulDiamonds, physical pain, psychological pain, smp, sorrow, Suffering, Torment, Trauma, underestimated pain

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	850
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Falling into the Void:	3
Towns Built:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Lol, bro, the pain of not being on our Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s like a whole new level of agony that you never knew existed until you’re not part of our epic server. We’ve got crazy builds, insane mobs, and like, the most lit community ever.

Join us and you’ll be blessed with diamonds raining from the sky, pigs that can fly, and a secret underground base filled with cake (no lie, bro). Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn creepers into kittens with just a flick of his wand. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but way cooler.

So, if you’re tired of boring old SMPs and want to experience the true meaning of epicness, then come join us! Trust me, you’ll never look back once you’ve tasted the sweet, sweet joy of being part of our server. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re a real hoot.

MinecraftMayhem

anxiety, apprehension, confusion, disbelief, doubt, fear, hesitation, MinecraftMayhem, mistake, overwhelmed, Panic, Questioning, realization, regret, second thoughts, shock, Surprise, uncertainty, unease, unexpected

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	340
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Have you ever joined a Minecraft server and immediately found yourself surrounded by dancing llamas, flying pigs, and a giant rainbow unicorn? Well, welcome to our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your creations).

Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland, where you can build a house out of diamond blocks, ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT, or engage in epic battles with a horde of zombie villagers.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Legend has it that deep in the mines, there lies a portal to the Nether where you can challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the secret realm of the elusive Herobrine, who is said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find him.

So if you’re ready to embark on a truly bizarre and hilarious Minecraft adventure, join our server and prepare for the most “What the f*** did I just get myself into” moment of your life. Trust us, it’ll be worth it (maybe).

KinderCraft: Iranian Rocket Sirens Minecraft Server

cyber attack, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber threats, cyber warfare tactics, cybersecurity, digital warfare, hacking incidents, international relations, Iranian, Iranian hackers, Israeli kindergartens, KinderCraft, malicious activities, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, national security, odes to terrorism, online security, political tensions, Propaganda, Rocket, rocket sirens, Server, sirens, state-sponsored attacks

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4911
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9046	Void Armor Forged:	19
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	New Chunks Explored:	535826
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, Iranian hackers be broadcastin’ rocket sirens and singin’ odes to terrorism in 20 Israeli kindergartens, but don’t worry, we got yo back with our epic builds and crazy adventures! Come join us and help us fight off them hackers with our diamond swords and enchanted armor. Plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide from the creepers and zombies, it’s lit fam! So come on, join us and let’s show those hackers who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

KoreaCraft: Martial Mayhem

Asia, authoritarianism, Charged, Conflict, controversy, Crisis, DECLARATION, Democracy, east asia, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, insurrection, KoreaCraft, law enforcement, Martial, martial law, MAYHEM, Politics, president, protest, Rebellion, south korea, Unrest

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2174
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2930	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	23
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

so, like, u know how south korea’s president got all cray cray and declared martial law? well, guess what, u can experience all the chaos and drama on our minecraft server! join us and be a part of the epic battle between the government and the rebels. build ur own secret base, gather resources, and fight for ur freedom! plus, there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and gold. so, what r u waiting for? come join the madness on our server now!

Pixel Buzz: Extreme Edition

#sustainability, agricultural industry, Buzz, consumer education, consumer perception, Edition, environmental impact, EXTREME, Food Industry, food labeling., genetically modified organisms, GMO, greater than normal, health concerns, labeling regulations, long-term effects, marketing strategy, Packages, PIXEL, positive buzzword, product differentiation, public opinion, scientific research

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8464
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Void Armor Forged:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	155
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Emeralds Found:	3023	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own GMO crops and watch dem grow into GIANT MONSTER ORGANISMS. u can even ride dem into battle against other players. it’s like pokemon but with vegetables. come join da fun and see who can create da most powerful GMO creature. plus, u can find hidden treasures and secret dungeons filled with crazy loot. it’s like a never-ending adventure that will keep u coming back for more. so why wait? join now and let the madness begin!

Dragee’s Domain

1.21.4, add-ons, apply, BUILD, Community, cool people, Discord, Domain, Dragees, Fun, Goal, Join, keep things, mc, modrinth, Plugin, Server, simple voice chat, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7661
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magic Items Found:	2606
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Dragee’s Domain Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SMP with Simple Voice Chat and Vanilla Tweaks
Server Focus	Building a community of Minecraft lovers
Additional Add-ons	Various add-ons while maintaining a vanilla experience

If you are interested in joining, please visit the Discord server here to find out more and apply.

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is the server type?	The server is a SMP (Survival Multiplayer) server with Simple Voice Chat and Vanilla Tweaks.
What is the server’s goal?	The goal is to build a community of Minecraft enthusiasts who enjoy playing together.
Are there additional add-ons on the server?	Yes, there are various add-ons to enhance the gameplay experience while keeping the server as close to vanilla as possible.
How can I join the server?	To join, please visit the Discord server and follow the application process.