lassismp – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Sassy Drone Minecraft SMP
#venting, anger, anger management, animosity, annoyance, CURSE, cyberbullying, DISRESPECTFUL, drone, E-Drone, expletive, Frustration, fuck you, hatred, hostility, insult, Minecraft, negative emotions, offensive, online harassment, Rude, Sassy, smp, toxic behavior
Are you tired of being a boring old drone in /e/? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can unleash your inner chaos! We have a thriving community of players who love to pull pranks, build ridiculous structures, and cause mayhem wherever they go.
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and secret underground dance parties with creepers. Our server is filled with unique challenges and crazy events that will keep you on your toes and laughing until you cry.
So say goodbye to the monotony of /e/ and hello to the wild and wacky world of our Minecraft SMP. Come join us and show off your creativity, your sense of humor, and your ability to survive in the most absurd situations. See you in the game, you crazy diamond!

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NoPadInBedCraft
bedroom etiquette, bedtime, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, consideration, light sleeper, NoPadInBedCraft, partner, personal space, quality time, relationship, Respect, Schedule, self-care, Sleep, Technology, Understanding
Are you tired of your partner keeping you up all night with their iPad addiction? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only bright light keeping you up is the glowstone in your virtual castle!
On our server, you can build your dream home without any pesky partners keeping you from getting a good night’s sleep. No more arguments about bedtime or controlling behavior – just pure, uninterrupted building bliss.
Join us now and say goodbye to sleepless nights caused by iPad-addicted partners. Build, mine, and craft your way to a better night’s sleep on our server – where the only thing keeping you up at night is the excitement of exploring new virtual worlds!

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Fame2Blame Minecraft SMP
brief moment of fame, Fame2Blame, flash in the pan, fleeting fame, here today gone tomorrow, internet craze, internet phenomenon, Internet Sensation, Meme culture, Minecraft, one hit wonder, overnight success, pop culture, short-lived fame, smp, social media fame, sudden fame, temporary fame, viral sensation, viral trend, viral video
Remember that time when a mysterious floating island appeared out of nowhere in the Minecraft world, filled with rare loot and hidden secrets? Yeah, that was us. People from all over the blocky universe flocked to join our SMP, hoping to uncover the mysteries of the island and become legends in their own right.
But here’s the kicker – just as quickly as it appeared, the island vanished into thin air, leaving everyone scratching their pixelated heads in confusion. Some say it was a glitch in the matrix, others believe it was a prank pulled by the mischievous Ender Dragon.
So why should you join our SMP? Well, who knows what other crazy adventures and bizarre phenomena await you in our world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a village of talking pigs, or discover a portal to a dimension filled with nothing but llamas wearing top hats. The possibilities are endless, and the only way to find out is to jump in and start crafting your own wacky tales. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ride of a lifetime – just don’t be surprised if things get a little…blocky.

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BlockPartyFunLand
BlockPartyFunLand, building resilience, coping strategies, depression, emotional well being, finding purpose, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health support, Mental Wellness, Overcoming despair, positive mindset, resilience, seeking help, seeking therapy, self compassion, self help, self-care, Suicide prevention, support systems
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!
Join our server and escape reality with our insane challenges and quests that will have you questioning your sanity. Build a house made entirely out of diamonds or fight off an army of zombie chickens, the possibilities are endless!
And if you ever feel like you just can’t go on, don’t worry! Our server has a secret potion that will give you unlimited lives so you can keep on playing forever. So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to boredom and hello to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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RubbleRaiders
RubbleRaiders
lol this server is so lit, even the Russians wanna join in on the fun! we had to retrieve someone’s body from under rubble after they got too excited about our epic builds and set the place on fire. but don’t worry, we put out the flames and now it’s all good. come join us for some explosive adventures and crazy shenanigans, just watch out for those pesky Russians!

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Surviving on Java and a Cup of Coffee, Come Join the Fun! 1.20.4 SMP

1.20.4, Address, admins, Cheating, coffee, commands, Community, cup, Custom, Discord, Fun, HACKING, java, Join, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Plugins, Politics, rules, Server, smp, Surviving, Unique

Java Survival SMP Server

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!

We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.

Server address: mc.javasurvival.com

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

We will always strive to… 1. Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity. 2. Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.

Server Rules

Rule	Description
1. No excessively offensive language	Respectful communication is important in our community.
2. No politics or other controversial topics	We want to keep the environment friendly and enjoyable for everyone.
3. No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits	Fair play is essential to maintain the integrity of the server.
4. Do not disturb other players’ property	Respect other players’ creations and space.
5. Do not build too close to other players	Give each player enough room to enjoy their gameplay.
6. Be respectful to others and be kind!	Building a positive and friendly community is our goal.
7. No advertising	We want to keep the server focused on the gameplay experience.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the Java Survival SMP Server?

A: You can join by connecting to the server address mc.javasurvival.com in Minecraft.

Q: Are there any specific gameplay rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have outlined the server rules above to ensure a respectful and enjoyable experience for all players.

Q: Is there a Discord server for Java Survival?

A: Yes, you can join our Discord server using the following link: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
banter, blocky, Brazilian society, Brazilians, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, discrimination, hate crimes, identity politics, intolerance, marginalized communities, Minecraft, nordestinos, northeasterners, prejudice, racism, regional conflicts, regionalism, Server, social inequality, Social Issues, social tensions, Stereotypes, Xenophobia
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Look no further than our server, where the age-old feud between Brazilians and Nordestinos is alive and well! Join us for epic battles, hilarious misunderstandings, and outrageous accusations as we delve into this wacky rivalry. Who will come out on top? Will peace ever be restored? Find out on our server, where the drama never stops and the laughs never end! Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience unlike any other.

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The Baller Minecraft SMP
Baller, controversial calls, controversial sports moments, game-altering decisions, game-changing moments, Minecraft, questionable calls, refball, referee blunders, referee blunders in sports, referee controversies, referee decisions, referee errors, referee mishaps, referee mistakes, smp, sports controversies, sports history, sports history events, sports history moments, sports officiating, sports officiating scandals, sports scandals
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about one of the reballiest moments in the history of this sport.
Picture this: a group of players decided to build a giant rollercoaster that went through a volcano, a jungle, and even underwater. But here’s the twist – they built it all while riding pigs! Yes, you heard that right, pigs. And not just any pigs, but pigs wearing diamond armor and wielding enchanted swords.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to commands in Pig Latin. And every full moon, a giant chicken spawns in the center of the map, dropping rare loot for those brave enough to defeat it.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few exploding sheep, then come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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ParentingCraft: AITA Edition
asthma attacks, bedtime routine, Breakup, breathing issues, diarrhea, Drill Music, Edition, fast food, fits of rage, gifted child, hitting behavior, instrumental music, iPad use, kids songs, late nights, opera music, organic diet, overweight child, parenting differences, Parenting styles, ParentingCraft, screen time limits, Strict Parenting
Looking for a Minecraft server that matches your parenting style? Look no further! Join our server where we only allow 1.5 hours of screen time a day, feed our players only organic food, and play instrumental music in the background.
Unlike other servers, we don’t tolerate players who have fits of rage and need an iPad to calm down. We promote good behavior and healthy habits for all our players. And if your child hits other players, we have a strict no-hitting policy in place!
So if you’re tired of servers that promote unhealthy habits and bad behavior, come join us! Your child will thank you for it in the long run. Plus, who knows, maybe they’ll even start talking in complete sentences sooner than you think!

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PopSongPvP – Minecraft SMP
all-time favorite, best song, catchy tunes, chart topper, favorite song, feel-good music, memorable melodies, Minecraft, music discovery, music lover, music memories, music nostalgia, music playlist, music recommendation, pop classics, pop music, PopSongPvP, popular music, radio hit, sing-along, smp, top hits, upbeat songs
Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you want to build a castle with your friends while jamming out to the best pop songs ever? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!
Join our server and experience the ultimate pop music party while you craft, build, and survive in a world full of crazy adventures. Picture this: you and your friends battling creepers while singing along to Taylor Swift’s “Shake It Off” or building a roller coaster to the tune of Justin Bieber’s “Baby.”
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly DJ who only plays pop music from the 90s. Will you dare to dance with the spirits while mining for rare ores? Only the bravest players will survive the ultimate pop music challenge!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and get ready for a pop-tastic experience like no other!

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