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I Want To Be A Part Of The Cabal Minecraft SMP

Cabal, Conspiracy, control, elite society, exclusive group, global elite, hidden agenda., illuminati, influence, join the cabal, manipulate world events, Minecraft, Mysterious, new world order, part, power, secret meetings, secret organization, secret society, shadow government, smp, underground group, world domination

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8288
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	292
Void Armor Forged:	23	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a secret society known as “The Cabal.” Rumor has it that they control the entire server with their mystical powers and offer incredible perks to those who join their ranks.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – the initiation process involves a parkour course over a pit of lava, a battle with a dragon, and a dance-off with a creeper. But hey, it’s all worth it to be a part of the most exclusive club in Minecraft.

So why wait? Join us now and become a member of The Cabal. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to unlimited diamonds or gain the ability to fly. The possibilities are endless on our wacky and wild server.

OpenDoorPoopCraft

bathroom, bodily functions, comfort, door open, Etiquette, freedom, habits, health, home, hygiene, mindfulness, Natural, OpenDoorPoopCraft, personal space, pooping, privacy, Relaxation, Release, satisfaction, self-care, stress relief

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5945
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	180	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pooping with the door open is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is the only place where you can mine diamonds while sitting on the toilet in-game. It’s a multi-tasker’s dream come true!

2. We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot, guarded by a giant chicken that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. Can you defeat the chicken and claim the treasure?

3. Our server is home to the legendary Toilet King, a mysterious figure who rules over all bathroom-related activities. Rumor has it that if you impress him with your building skills, he will grant you the power to summon toilets at will.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the thrill of pooping with the door open like never before!

YemenWarzoneCraft

Air Force, airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, foreign policy, Houthi, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Military operations, naval forces, Planes, regional tensions, Saudi Arabia, strike, Targets, US, Warships, Yemen, YemenWarzoneCraft

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8251
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the US warships and planes striking Houthi targets in Yemen but with a twist – we use exploding chickens instead of missiles! watch as the chickens rain down on our enemies, causing chaos and destruction like you’ve never seen before. join now for a chance to ride a giant chicken into battle and unleash feathered fury on your foes. who needs real war when you can have exploding chickens in minecraft? join us now for the most ridiculous and hilarious battles you’ll ever experience!

Get lost in FrontierSMP, where fishing is lit and farming is fire! Join us now!

Biomes, Bosses, challenge, Community, Custom Items, Custom terrain, Difficulty, Economy, Exploration, Farming, Fire, Fishing, FrontierSMP, Join, lit, Loot, Lost, Mining, no pay to win, Pyrofarming, Pyrofishing, rail network, smp, Structures, Survival, Teleporting, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8864
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Divine Spears Created:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

FrontierSMP Minecraft Server

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled	Yes
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with a community-driven focus. Challenge, community, and exploration are at the core of our server experience.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain
Towny Gameplay
Balanced Economy
Custom Items
PyroFishing & Farming
No Pay To Win

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server with Minecraft Bedrock edition?	Yes, Bedrock Crossplay is enabled on the server.
Are there custom structures and loot on the server?	Yes, all three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures with per player loot.
Is there a Towny system on the server?	Yes, Towny gameplay is a key focal point of the server experience.
Is the server economy balanced?	Yes, efforts have been made to balance the in-game economy.
Are there custom items available on the server?	Yes, there are custom textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for players to collect.
Does the server have pay-to-win features?	No, the server does not promote pay-to-win gameplay.

Pixel Perfect Minecraft Server

beauty standards, breaking norms, empowerment, feminism, gender equality, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, ideal man, ideal woman, Individuality, Minecraft, modern ideals, perfect, Perfection, personal growth, PIXEL, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, Self-expression, Server, societal expectations, societal pressure, traditional values

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4351
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Votes:	4648
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of searching for your ideal Minecraft partner? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll find your perfect match! Our matchmaking algorithm is so advanced, it can even find your ideal woman or man based on your in-game building style and mining habits.

Join us for a chance to meet your Minecraft soulmate and build a love nest together in the pixelated world. Who knows, you might even find yourself crafting a diamond ring and proposing in front of a herd of creepers! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start swiping right on those blocky hotties!

Bored on a Saturday Night Minecraft SMP

alone, bored, Cinema, enjoyment, Entertainment, film, Fun, Incredibly bored, leisure, Local cinema, Minecraft, Movie, movie night, night, night out, Popcorn, Recommendation, Relaxation, review, saturday, SATURDAY NIGHT, smp, watch, weekend plans

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2292
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Are you tired of watching boring movies at the local cinema? Well, have I got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated battle between a group of players riding llamas armed with diamond swords and another group riding pigs throwing explosive snowballs. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there is a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly for 10 minutes straight. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate flying carrot warrior?

So why waste your time watching a mediocre movie when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and create your own epic adventures? Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BlockyBedBanter

10. dumb comments, 11. funny anecdotes, 12. silly slip-ups, 13. awkward situations, 14. ridiculous remarks, 15. embarrassing blunders, 16. funny memories, 17. silly mistakes, 18. cringe-worthy quotes, 19. awkward moments, 2. awkward conversations, 20. ridiculous conversations, 3. funny stories, 4. silly remarks, 5. cringe-worthy moments, 6. ridiculous statements, 7. awkward encounters, 8. hilarious mishaps, 9. embarrassing confessions, BlockyBedBanter, embarrassing moments

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8984
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	496	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Mines Excavated:	2250	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Farms Harvested:	777	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Star Shards Collected:	201

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us if you want to have a laugh while building your dream castle or fighting off hordes of zombie chickens. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly cow who will trade you enchanted items for a good joke. So come on, join us and see if you can make the cow laugh with your dumbest sex-related joke!

UkrainianSkyWars Minecraft Server

aircraft, airspace, Conflict, Defense, defense system, drone, Incident, international relations, Military, Military Aircraft, military drone, military technology, Minecraft, prototype, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Ukrainian skies, UkrainianSkyWars, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	421
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where russia shoots down their own drones in ukrainian skies for fun! we have crazy pvp battles where you can pretend to be a russian pilot and take down your own drone while dodging enemy fire! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos of our server! trust us, it’s a blast!

ZelenskiyCraft: Victory Plan

Allies, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Europe, international relations, Meeting, Military, Négotiation, Peace, Plan, Politics, presentation, president, SECURITY, strategy, summit, Ukraine, Victory, victory plan, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	935
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Towns Built:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ores Mined:	6213	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this epic minecraft server where the president of ukraine, zelenskiy, is like, gonna present this super cool ‘victory plan’ to all the players. and get this, he’s gonna team up with all the allies on the server to defeat the evil mobs and stuff.

like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server, right? you get to fight alongside the president of a whole country and take down baddies together. plus, there’s gonna be like, special events where you can win exclusive in-game items and maybe even get a shoutout from zelenskiy himself.

so come on, join the fun and be a part of this epic adventure. who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with the president of ukraine. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Chip Beam Bio Tractor

beam, bio, biological applications, biological particles, biomedical devices, biomedical engineering, cell sorting, Chip, chip-based, Engineers, innovation, lab-on-a-chip, microfluidics, mit, nanotechnology, particle manipulation, particle separation, particle sorting, particles manipulation, research, Science, Technology, Tractor, tractor beam

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2172
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	New Chunks Explored:	957742
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22

come join our epic minecraft server where we use tractor beams to bring in all the mobs and players to our world! our engineers have created a chip that can attract all the biological particles in the game, making it the craziest and most chaotic server out there! imagine being pulled towards a creeper or a zombie, it’s like a rollercoaster ride of excitement and danger! come experience the thrill of being sucked into our world and see if you can survive the madness!