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CraftyCommiesMC

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCommiesMC, Diplomacy, eastern europe, fair talks, geopolitical tactics, international relations, Invasion, military strategy, Moscow, Négotiation, offensive, peace talks, political maneuvering, provocation, russia, Tension, territorial dispute, Ukraine

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1543
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

so like, this server is like the ultimate battleground, just like Ukraine trying to draw Moscow into ‘fair talks’, but in Minecraft! we got crazy PvP battles, epic raids, and alliances forming faster than you can say “I love creepers!” join us and be part of the chaos, because who needs peace talks when you can just blow stuff up in Minecraft, amirite? come join the fun and show everyone your epic Minecraft skills, because on this server, anything goes!

PetSpeakCraft

Animal intelligence, Animals, Bond, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional connection, Empathy, human-animal bond, intelligence, Language, loyalty, nonverbal communication, pet behavior, pet ownership, pet psychology, pet training, Pets, PetSpeakCraft, relationships, Understanding

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9753
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

join our epic minecraft server where the pets are the true rulers! forget about building houses and mining for resources, on our server, you will be assigned a pet companion who will do all the hard work for you! these pets are super intelligent and can understand your commands better than your own mom!

imagine riding into battle on the back of a giant chicken or having a pack of wolves do your bidding as you conquer the land. our pets are not just cute little animals, they are fierce warriors ready to fight by your side.

but be warned, these pets have minds of their own and may rebel against you if you don’t treat them right. so make sure to shower them with love and treats to keep them on your side.

join our server now and experience the wildest adventures with your furry, feathered, or scaly companions! who needs friends when you have pets like these?

BiasedCraft: Where Quality Imbalances are a Feature, Not a Bug

batch effects, BiasedCraft, biases, bug, data accuracy, data analysis, data cleaning, data consistency, data integrity, data normalization, data preprocessing, data quality, data quality control, data validation, downstream analysis, Feature, hidden biases, imbalances, negative impacts, publicly available datasets, Quality, quality imbalance, RNA-seq, RNA-Sequencing, survey

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	884
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	418	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Secret Passages Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

so, like, have you ever played on a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like your RNA-seq data but in block form? well, this server is like that but on steroids, man. like, there are hidden quality biases that can mess up your gameplay just like batch effects mess up your analysis, you feel me?

we did a survery and found out that over 30% of other servers out there have a quality imbalance, but not this one, bro. we keep it real and balanced, just like your favorite protein shake.

join us and experience the craziest adventures, the wildest builds, and the most epic battles you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get blocky! 🤪🔥🎮

Vanilla friendly modded bedrock realm for those who like their Minecraft like they like their ice cream

bedrock, cream, Friendly, Ice, Minecraft, Minecraft Server Modded Bedrock Realm Environment Gameplay Discord Rules Info Join Hackers Cheaters Toxic Rude Friendly Semi-vanilla Community Plugins Survival, Modded, Realm, Semi Vanilla, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4832
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Minecraft Server Overview:

Description
The mods include stuff that make the environment around you look better and stuff that makes your gameplay better overall. Once you join the Discord server, all the information will be provided here. The rules are not too strict, and everybody is allowed to join except for hackers, cheaters, or toxic/rude people.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the Minecraft server?	You can join the server by following the link provided in the Discord server here.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	The main rules include no hacking, cheating, or toxic behavior. Make sure to read the guidelines provided in the Discord server for more information.
Can I invite my friends to join the server?	Yes, you are allowed to invite your friends to join the server as long as they also abide by the rules and guidelines set in place.

PRÖÖÖÖH !!! Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	191
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are so awesome, they once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and chicken feathers. And that’s not all – our server is so epic, the creepers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties instead of blowing you up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so full of surprises, one time a player stumbled upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots. And rumor has it, if you dig deep enough, you might just uncover the entrance to the mythical Nether Taco Bell, where you can feast on delicious fire-resistant tacos.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible. PRÖÖÖÖH !!!

FanBaseFrenzy Minecraft SMP

Digital, digital age, digital communities, fan-bases, FanBaseFrenzy, Fandom, Gaming, gen z, image, internet culture, millennial, Minecraft, modern platform, online communities, online engagement, Online platforms, smp, social media, social-networking, tech-savvy, Technology, trends, virtual communities

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1681
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Dimension Hops:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Crops Grown:	9432	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Join our wacky SMP where chaos reigns supreme! We have llamas running for president, villagers trading diamonds for dirt, and creepers doing the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered followers. Rumor has it he can lay enchanted eggs that grant wishes.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Embrace the madness and join us today!

OuttaHand SMP: Minecraft Madness

escalating situation, getting out of bounds, getting out of control, getting out of control fast, getting out of hand alarmingly, getting out of hand dangerously, getting out of hand quickly, getting out of hand rapidly, getting out of hand uncontrollably, getting out of hand unexpectedly, getting out of hand urgently, getting out of line, getting out of proportion, getting out of reach, going too far, madness, Minecraft, out of hand, OuttaHand, overwhelming problem, reaching a breaking point, smp, spiraling out of control, unmanageable issue

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2563
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	4366	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. Our server is like a chaotic circus on steroids, with players building rollercoasters that launch you into the sky and secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing top hats. The community is so wild that even the chickens have formed their own political party and are plotting to take over the server. So if you’re ready to experience the craziest and most unpredictable Minecraft world ever, join us now!

AdultingCraft

Adulthood, AdultingCraft, aging, aging gracefully, aging process, changes, enjoyment, evolving tastes, getting older, growing older, hobbies, interests, leisure activities, life stages, long term perspectives, Maturity, Nostalgia, pastimes, Preferences, shifting priorities, time passing

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6916
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Towns Built:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Remember when you were a kid and you could spend hours building epic structures in Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, guess what? You can relive those glory days on our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and wacky shenanigans. Build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical squid named Squishy.

So why waste your time growing older when you can stay forever young on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

ToxicCraft: Shein Temu AliEx Femme

#authorities, aliex, aliexpress, Chemicals, consumer safety, contamination, environmental impact, fashion, femme, HARMFUL, hazardous materials, health risks, investigation, online shopping, public health, Quality Control, regulations, Shein, south korea, Temu, toxic substances, ToxicCraft, unacceptable levels, Women’s accessories

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7353
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Love Letters Sent:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	77	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but also wanted to be fashionable at the same time? well, do we have the server for u! here at our server, we sell women’s accessories that are so toxic, they make creepers look like cuddly kittens!

we got all the latest trends from Shein, Temu, and AliExpress, but with a twist – they’re filled with toxic substances that will give u that extra edge in the game. imagine wearing a cute necklace that also doubles as a deadly weapon against zombies!

our server is the only place where u can look fabulous while also being a total badass in the minecraft world. join us now and see for yourself – toxic accessories never looked so good!

HerpesCraft: Infectiously Fun Server

Chronic illness, cold sores, Decision making, Disclosure, Fun, genital herpes, health consequences, herpes, HerpesCraft, hsv, incurable disease, Infectious Disease, Infectiously, lifelong infection, lying.., Prevention, Server, sexual health, sexual partners, sexual transmission, sexually transmitted infection, STI, stigma, viral disease

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9315
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16

so, like, picture this: you’re just mining away in minecraft, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a portal to the land of herpes. but don’t worry, it’s not the gross kind of herpes, it’s the fun kind!

on this server, you can infect other players with the curse of having to make awkward decisions about their love life. do you tell your crush about your herpes and risk scaring them away? or do you keep it a secret and hope for the best? the choice is yours!

but that’s not all! we also have special herpes-themed mini-games, like “herpes tag” and “herpes hide and seek”. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.

so come join us on the land of herpes, where the only thing spreading faster than the disease itself is the laughter. see you there!