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Perish or Perish Minecraft Server

academic pressure, biomedical researchers, data analysis, data integrity, Experiment, irreproducibility, Minecraft, peer review, perish.., publish or perish, replication crisis, reproducibility crisis, research culture, Research Ethics, research funding, Science, Scientific community, scientific integrity, Scientific method, scientific publishing, scientific research, Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1210
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	226	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Star Shards Collected:	141	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Buildings Constructed:	34	Gods Slained:	1

So, like, you ever play on a Minecraft server where the science is so wack that you’ll be like “woah, dude, what even is real anymore?” Well, come join our server where we have a reproducibility crisis that will blow your mind!

Our biomedical researchers are out here trying to figure out why over 70% of them can’t reproduce another scientist’s experiment. Is it because they’re too busy trying to publish or perish? Probably! But hey, who needs reproducibility when you can have a good time on our server, am I right?

Join us and be part of the madness as we try to navigate through the chaos of science gone wrong. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to crack the code and finally figure out what’s really going on. Or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all. Either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Ethereal Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4chan, anonymous encounters, cis girl, digital interactions, Dominant, Ethereal, fetish, fetishism, financial control, financial domination, financial exploitation, findom, internet culture, kink, online communities, online dating, online relationships, Personal experiences, power dynamics, Realm, social media, submissive

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	506
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Enchantments Applied:	68	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Yo, bros, forget about that weird stuff and come join our Minecraft server! We got creepers blowing up left and right, just like your chances with that 4chan findom girl!

Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated chaos. Who needs a cis girl when you can have a diamond sword in hand and a pickaxe in the other?

Trust me, you’ll be so addicted to our server that you’ll forget all about those crazy online encounters. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family.

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s mine, build, and troll together like there’s no tomorrow! Who needs 4chan drama when you have a whole new world to explore?

BabySnapz Minecraft Server

baby pictures, BabySnapz, Boundaries, boundaries issue, Communication, Cultural differences, culture, defending behavior, family, family dynamics, first time mum, Grandparents, in-laws, Minecraft, overprotective, parenting, privacy, relationships, Religion, Respect, screen time, Server, Trust

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2096
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Star Shards Collected:	198
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9433	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we respect boundaries like they’re made of diamond blocks! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and intrigue, just like this crazy family photo situation.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about pesky in-laws snapping pics of your pixelated baby without your permission. We take privacy seriously, even in the virtual world. Plus, who needs a camera when you can just build a monument to your baby in the game instead?

But beware, just like in this family feud, things can get heated on our server too. Will you stand up for your boundaries like a boss, or will you let the drama unfold like a Minecraft soap opera? The choice is yours!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more epic than the builds are the outrageous stories that come with them. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos instead? Let’s craft some memories together!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, compensation, emotional labor, family, family dynamics, Guilt, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, parenting, personal time, relationships, Resentment, self-care, Siblings, single mom, Sisterhood, Support, taking advantage, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8948
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your family? Do you feel like a free babysitting service instead of a human being with needs and desires? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from your real-life responsibilities!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and virtual escapades. Build your dream world, battle monsters, and make new friends who won’t guilt-trip you into watching their kids for free!

On our server, family drama is a thing of the past. No more last-minute babysitting requests or accusations of selfishness. Here, you’re free to be yourself and enjoy some well-deserved me-time.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the babysitting blues. Who needs family when you have a virtual world to explore? Let’s block and roll, baby!

CraftAddictMC SMP

addiction, Automatic, Behavior, compulsion, Consistent, CraftAddictMC, customary, Daily, Habit, Ingrained, Obsession, pattern, PERSISTENT, Repetition, ritual, Routine, smp, tradition

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4173
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	804	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	21

Bro, lemme tell you about this wild Minecraft server I found, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and shenanigans. Like, you won’t believe the stuff that goes down on there.

First of all, the spawn point is a giant disco ball surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats. And if you try to punch one of those pigs, they shoot lasers out of their eyes and turn you into a block of cheese. It’s insane, bro.

And the mods on this server? They’re like a group of ninja unicorns who ride around on rainbow dolphins, banning griefers left and right. It’s like they have superpowers or something.

But the best part is the community. We have this one guy who built a giant statue of a potato wearing a sombrero, and another guy who only speaks in pig Latin. It’s like a circus meets a zoo meets a mental institution, and I love it.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s off the walls bonkers, come join us. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned. It’s a wild ride, bro.

MineCraftyBananza

data privacy, digital citizenship, Digital Detox, digital footprint, digital platforms, internet culture, MineCraftyBananza, online activism, online communities, online engagement, online presence, privacy concerns, serious, smartphone addiction, social media, social media bans, social media usage, social-networking, Technology, twitter bans, user behavior

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6340
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	433	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	5128
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Are you tired of all the drama on Twitter? Want to escape the endless cycle of bans and suspensions? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all the Twitter drama behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where the only bans you’ll encounter are from creepers blowing up your precious builds.

Forget about deleting the app from your phone, delete it from your life completely and dive into a virtual world where the only tweets you’ll see are from birds in the game.

So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to Twitter for good! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any addiction to Minecraft that may occur)

LeprechaunCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, ALERT, Business, decision, Economy, finance, global tax deal, Government, Impact, international relations, ireland, LeprechaunCraft, Minecraft, negotiations, News, Politics, reaction, Server, tax policy, Trade, trump, uncertainty, united states

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4695
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Horror Stories Survived:	3

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m outta here” and pulls the US out of the global tax deal? well, we got the perfect escape for u – come join our minecraft server and leave all that political drama behind!

we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, they make elon musk jealous.

join us and build a castle so big, it’ll make the great wall of china look like a picket fence. and if u need a break from all the building, hop on a minecart and race against a herd of stampeding llamas.

so come on down to our server, where the only thing u need to worry about is running out of porkchops. trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with global tax deals.

PutinCraft: No War, Just Blocks

blocks, cease-fire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, global security, international relations, military intervention, peace negotiations, peace talks, political pressure, putin, PutinCraft, russia, sanctions, sanctions enforcement, territorial disputes, trump, ukraine war, united states, War, world leaders

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	732
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

So, like, u know how Trump and Putin are like, totally bros, right? Well, Trump was all like, “Yo, Putin, stop messing with Ukraine or else I’m gonna slap some more sanctions on ya!” And Putin was all like, “Oh no, bro, please don’t do that, I’ll stop, I promise!” But like, who knows if he’s gonna actually stop or not, right? So, like, come join our Minecraft server and help us build a giant wall to keep Putin out! Plus, we have like, a secret underground bunker where we hide all our diamonds and stuff. It’s gonna be so epic, bro! Join us now and let’s show Putin who’s boss!

Lyricless Spotify Fails

digital music, EMBARRASSMENT, Fails, Lyricless, Lyrics, missing lyrics, Music (Industry), music app, music catalog, music discovery, music fans, music library, music lovers, music platform, music service, music streaming, music technology, song lyrics, songwriting, spotify, Streaming Service, user experience

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2876
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Votes:	7027
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	9677
Emeralds Found:	4168	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mines Excavated:	4181

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so many diamonds you’ll be drowning in them like a rich duck in a fancy pool. we have dragons that shoot laser beams out of their eyes and unicorns that fart rainbows. our staff team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you three wishes if you bring them a bucket of fried chicken.

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery, guarded by a giant talking potato who only speaks in riddles. our mini-games include spleef with explosive snowballs and parkour courses that will make you question your sanity.

if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and given the power to fly like a majestic eagle. so come on down and join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

ArcticCraft FunTime Server

Arctic ecosystem, Arctic pollution, Arctic research., Arctic wildlife, ArcticCraft, biological functions disruption, chemical pollution, environmental contamination, environmental impact, fat metabolism disruption, forever chemicals, funtime, Long-term Survival, non-stick cookware, PFAS, polar bear health, ringed seal health, Server, stress response disruption, toxic chemicals, waterproof clothing, wildlife conservation

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	452
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Farms Harvested:	963	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	400	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Come join our epic Minecraft server where polar bears and ringed seals are fighting against “forever chemicals” from non-stick cookware and waterproof clothing! Watch as these adorable animals battle against disrupted fat metabolism and stress responses in a fight for survival. Will they make it out alive? Only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold! Plus, you can build your own base and protect it from these pesky pollutants while enjoying some epic gameplay with your friends. Don’t miss out on the action – join now!