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Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3671
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

Shear Madness – Where Sheeptubers Rule the World!

#youtube, Alpa Chomps, appreciation, Beewee Crover, Chika Fujilisa, discussion, Dollie Hitsujida, Eira, EN streamers, essie, Friends, friendshaped, Hoshimiya Meeple, itsmoisi, JP streamers, Kotomi Snacks, Krumroll, Lisa, madness, Maru Nanamona, Meruru, Mintmai, NinoEgyn, Noena Yumeshiro, ohitsu_zi, parasi, Rhea Nevermore, rule, savehymn, Shear, Sheep, sheep vtubers, Sheeptuber, Sheeptubers, Sleep Sheep ASMR, sleepy, Streamers, Thread, Tsunderia Extended, tsunX, twitch, VT, Vtuber, Wool, world, youho0411, Zenya Hima

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6334
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Potions Brewed:	45
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25
Zombie Dances:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fluffy as a sheep’s wool? Look no further than our server, where we celebrate all things sheep vtubers and their friends! Join us for some woolly fun with Essie, Eira, and the gang as they navigate the virtual world with their adorable sheep avatars.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to some of the most legendary sheep vtubers out there, like SleepSheepASMR and RheaNevermore. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll feel like you’ve been counting sheep all night!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got a whole herd of friend-shaped EN streamers ready to join in on the fun. From Sleepy Project to Mintmai, you’ll never run out of hilarious moments and epic adventures on our server.

So why wait? Join us on this wild and woolly Minecraft server today and experience the fluffiest, most entertaining gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the sheep-tastic fun!

StopKillingMePlz

activism, advocacy, animal rights, Awareness, Beyond, CHANGE, Community, ctrl+f, Impact, needs to be known, not highlighted, protest, social justice, stop violence, Stopkillinggames, Stopkillinggames.com, StopKillingMePlz, trying, Unity, video games

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6741
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ores Mined:	7039	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We encourage chaos, mayhem, and all-out war between players.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of sneaking up on someone and stealing all their diamonds, or if you want to build a giant lava pit to trap unsuspecting players. Our server is the Wild West of Minecraft, where anything goes and there are no rules to hold you back.

But that’s not all – we also have special events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the whole server is blown up, or “Zombie Apocalypse” where hordes of zombies invade the world and players must band together to survive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your inner troll run wild! Just remember, anything you do in the game stays in the game – so watch your back and be prepared for anything.

4Kids Ruined Minecraft

4kids, addiction, Agreement, Anime, anime girl’s, Anons, controversy, culture, Development, Entertainment, influence, Mature, mature enough, Media, Minecraft, opinion, perspective, popularized, porn, ruined, West, wrong

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4581
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	252	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Dragons Tamed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Void Armor Forged:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Our server is like a wild anime adventure where 4kids reign supreme and 2D anime girls come to life!

Join us for a wacky journey where we embrace all things 4kids and dive headfirst into the world of anime. Who needs reality when you can have virtual anime girls as your best friends? Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock hidden powers that will make you the ultimate anime master.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave your boring old life behind and join us on this crazy Minecraft server where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even meet your waifu along the way!

Minecraft Madness: Manga Mayhem

madness, Manga, MAYHEM, Minecraft

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9446
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Hey there, fellow manga enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers that only talk about the same old manga series? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your manga needs!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles. We’ve got scifi and fantasy galore, with a touch of low fantasy for those looking for something a little different. And don’t worry, we’ve banned all mecha stuff so you won’t have to deal with any pesky robots ruining your fun.

Need some recommendations for new manga to read? Look no further! Our members are experts in all things manga and can help you find your next obsession. From hard scifi to mind-bending fantasy, we’ve got it all.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the manga madness begin! Who knows, you might even uncover a hidden gem that will blow your mind like never before. See you there!

BlockyBalls69 Minecraft Server – Where we pay tribute to cocks and play mini golf! #sendnudes

All, BlockyBalls69, cock tributes, cocks, doing.., Golf, kik, Minecraft, Mini, minigolf30, NL, Pay, Play, send pics, sendnudes, Server, Tribute

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8859
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Crops Grown:	3395
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking animals and dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic cock tribute battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if that’s not enough, we also have a special feature where you can send pics of your builds to our resident minigolf expert for a chance to win a grand prize!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pixel Pundits: The Blocky Battle Royale

abhorrence, battle, Behavior, blocky, Condemnation, Contempt, controversial, criticism, debate, disdain, disgust, Ethics, great debate, hatred, Humanity, judgment, Loathing, morality, PIXEL, Pundits, reprehensible, Royale.., society, universal reviled, VALUES

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9035
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Villages Defended:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Votes:	740	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we settle the age-old debate: which is more universally reviled and reprehensible – creepers or skeletons?

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of creepers come charging at you, ready to blow you to smithereens. But wait, here come the skeletons riding on top of spiders, shooting arrows at you from a distance. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s… hilarious!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling it out with your friends to see who can survive the longest against these dastardly foes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. But beware, for the legendary Ender Dragon lurks nearby, waiting to swoop down and snatch away your precious loot.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prove once and for all which mob is truly the most reviled and reprehensible in all of Minecraft!

GameRx Minecraft Hospital: Name five video games and call me in the morning

Adventure, Call, Call Me, consoles, Entertainment, escapism, Fun, GameRx, games, Gaming, Hospital, Interactive, mental health, Minecraft, mobile, morning, multiplayer, PC, Relaxation, Single player, stress relief, Technology, Therapy, Video, video games, virtual worlds

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2506
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! Only on this server will you encounter such absurd adventures.

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Well, on this server, anything is possible! We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this – on this server, the pigs can fly. Literally. So come join us and let’s embark on the wildest Minecraft journey you’ll ever experience. Remember, when in doubt, just name five video games and call me in the morning.

TotalCraft: Where you can’t escape the tyranny of creepers and crafting, but hey, at least it’s fun!

AUTHORITY, Choice, conformity, control, Crafting, CREEPERS, Dystopia, Escape, fear, freedom, Fun, futuristic, Government, hey, love, Manipulation, Oppression, power, Propaganda, Rebellion, Régime, society, speculative fiction, Surveillance, TotalCraft, totalitarian, tyranny

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7345
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	619	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	6535	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393

Are you tired of boring, peaceful Minecraft servers where everyone just builds cute little houses and farms all day? Well, come join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

In this totalitarian dystopia, you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through treacherous obstacles and face off against ruthless players who will stop at nothing to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, because our admin team is always watching, ready to swoop in and ban anyone who dares to challenge their authority.

Join now and experience the thrill of living on the edge, where every block you place could be your last. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker where all the banned players are forced to mine for diamonds for eternity.

So why do you love this server so much? Because where else can you find such a perfect blend of chaos, tyranny, and pure unadulterated fun? Join us today and see for yourself why this totalitarian dystopia is the place to be in the world of Minecraft.

Tea and Creepers: A British Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, Australian-free, Brit, British, British accents, british culture, british food, British History, british humor, British lifestyle, british people, british slang, British society, British traditions, CREEPERS, Europe, Minecraft, new, no aussies, no nonces, nonces-free, tea, United Kingdom

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6649
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a strict “no nonces” policy – because who wants creepy weirdos ruining the fun, am I right?

But that’s not all! We also have a ban on Aussies because, let’s face it, those guys are just too good at Minecraft and it’s not fair to the rest of us mere mortals. Plus, have you heard about the legendary diamond mine on our server? It’s said that whoever mines there will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and eternal glory!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your day? So come join us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life – just don’t forget to leave your Aussie friends at the door!