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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 5143 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 40 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5741 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7553 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 26 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And rumor has it that if you can find the elusive golden chicken, it will grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for unlimited diamonds, they ended up drowning in a sea of them!
So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear.