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Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 1973 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Towns Built: | 9 |
Runes Activated: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can trade in-game items for pictures of your cousin’s feet! That’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, we’re talking about the real currency here!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a toe-tally awesome time!