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Crafty Canvas Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5913
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures that will leave you laughing your blocky butt off.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom mini-games that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart) as you compete against other players in epic challenges.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a thriving art community where you can show off your pixelated masterpieces and even request custom artwork from our talented players. Want a portrait of your Minecraft character riding a unicorn through a field of diamonds? Just ask and someone will make it happen!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll get up to next?

Todd The Lying Asshole in Minecraft SMP

Accountability, Asshole, Behavior, CHANGE, Cheating, Communication, Conflict, Deception, dishonesty, Effort, Frustration, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, personal growth, progress, relationships, self improvement, self-sabotage, smp, Todd, TOXIC, Trust

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7906
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

Join our Minecraft SMP server if you want to witness Todd, the ultimate slacker, who refuses to make any progress or effort in the game. He’s too busy lying and cheating his way through the game, but hey, at least he’s entertaining to watch! Who knows what crazy schemes he’ll come up with next to avoid actually playing the game properly. It’s a wild ride on our server, so come join the chaos and see what kind of shenanigans Todd will get up to next!

Locked Cock Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7435
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Zombie Dances:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t unlock your full potential? Well, fear not, because our server is here to set your cock free! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden within our server is a magical diamond sword that grants the wielder the power to turn into a giant block of cheese. Imagine the chaos that would ensue when you start smiting your enemies with cheesy goodness!

So come on, don’t keep your cock locked up any longer. Join our server and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP – /blox/ – Blocky Legend of Xylophones

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8595
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Void Armor Forged:	28	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we have taken inspiration from Nuketown and turned it into a blocky paradise of chaos and mayhem!

Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and outrageous adventures as we explore this explosive world.

With new maps, modes, and updates that will blow your mind (literally), you’ll never run out of things to do on our server.

We have weapon builds that will make your enemies quake in their pixelated boots, and an online gunsmith that will have you customizing your arsenal like never before.

And don’t forget to check out our Warzone Tactical Maps, where strategy is key and survival is a challenge.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself!

Noob Nation Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7582
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Potions Brewed:	91
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29

Are you tired of living in a country that hasn’t won a Nobel Prize in decades? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you have the chance to become a virtual Nobel Prize winner every day! Whether you’re building intricate redstone contraptions or creating stunning architectural masterpieces, the possibilities are endless. Join us and show the world that you are a true Minecraft genius! Who needs a real Nobel Prize when you can have a virtual one?

Decline in g’s Population Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	193
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, epic PvP battles, and secret underground bases that rival the Batcave.

But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary redstone engineer who will help you build the most insane contraptions you’ve ever seen. Need a flying machine to explore the skies? Done. Want a TNT cannon to launch your enemies into orbit? We got you covered.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret treasure hunt where players can uncover rare loot and hidden Easter eggs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond hoard guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most unpredictable community in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a rogue creeper. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

LaughCraft Minecraft Server

Blonde Thief, bounty hunter, Detective Pomu, Divegrass, Divegrass suggestions poll, Dokibird, Drift Away, Fly High, Heart of Gold, Jiangshi bird, joy, Last Cup of Coffee, LaughCraft, Laughter, Minecraft, Selen Tatsuki Archives, Server, Shop, Smart Goon, Tatsuki Manor Mystery, The Final Heist, Twitch channel, twitter, vod channel, youtube channel

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6021
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	168	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride with the lovable Blonde Thief turned Bounty Hunter with a Laughter full of Joy and a Heart of Gold! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so lit that even creepers are dancing to the beat of our music! – We have a secret underground base where we hold epic treasure hunts every week. – The owner of the server once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. True story, bro. – Our community is so tight-knit that we once built a replica of the Taj Mahal out of diamond blocks. – Rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server in disguise. Can you spot him?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Oh, and don’t forget to check out our YouTube, Twitch, VODs, Twitter, and Shop channels for even more craziness. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Discord SMP Minecraft – Add Me!

ADD, add me, Chat, Communication, Community, Connect, Discord, Friends, Gaming, invite, Join, long tail, Messaging, Minecraft, networking, ONLINE, rwibnss, rwibnsshai, Server, smp, social media, Tag, Technology

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9293
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	8891	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a giant chicken invasion and had to fend them off with nothing but our trusty wooden swords. Or how about the time we all decided to build our houses underwater and ended up flooding the entire server?

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual llama racing competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server mascot is a dancing pig named Sir Oinks-a-lot.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and add my discord, rwibnsshai :3, for all the laughs and chaos you can handle!

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, Youtubers

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	915
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	634	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Animals Bred:	137

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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TOPRX.MCMCMC.NET

Block Party Minecraft Server

3×3 Thread, BLOCK, discussion, DISILLUSIONED, disingenuous imposters, fake identities, humanness, internet anonymity, lack of authenticity, larp, lost lustre, Minecraft, obsessive stalker, online communities, online forums, Party, real human beings, Server, soulless, Successful, thread dynamics, thread engagement, V, virtual interactions

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9373
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Potions Brewed:	157
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	16

Are you tired of boring, soulless Minecraft servers where you can’t even tell if the person you’re talking to is a real human or just a larping imposter? Look no further, because our server is filled with REAL humans (we think) who are ready to engage in hilarious discussions and adventures with you!

Join us on our server where the 3×3 thread is so disillusioned that even the obsessive stalker doesn’t know what’s real anymore. Our threads have lost their lustre, but that just means more room for outrageous stories and crazy antics! Who needs real human interaction when you can have virtual chaos and mayhem?

So come on down to our mysterious, wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible (except maybe finding a real human). Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt!