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MomCalmDown Minecraft Server

aita, apologies, charging phone, Communication Issues, Driving, emotional reactions, family dynamics, Frustration, late nights, Minecraft, MISTAKES, MomCalmDown, overreacting, parental expectations, phone died, rushing home, self defense, Server, sibling relationships, telling my mum to calm down, working late

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9448
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Dimension Hops:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Are you tired of being yelled at for forgetting to charge your phone after work? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! No more hysterical parents, just blocky adventures and pixelated fun! Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle. Who needs a charged phone when you have a charged creeper ready to explode? Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual chaos on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – just don’t forget to charge your pickaxe!

BlockPartySizeSecrets

aita, alcohol influence, anger, Apology, BlockPartySizeSecrets, body image, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, girl talk, girlfriend’s friends, Insecurities, kicking out, overreacting, privacy, relationship boundaries, Respect, self esteem, size betrayal, Trust

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5796
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Villages Defended:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Animals Bred:	61
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your relationship problems behind!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your troubles. No more worrying about your size or what your girlfriend’s friends think of you. On our server, the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a great time!

Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never have to deal with drama like this again. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a world of fun and adventure!

So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your way to happiness! Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with girlfriend drama.

Life’sBestDay Minecraft SMP

best day ever, cherished memories, defining moments, greatest day, happiest day, Happiness, joyous occasions, life changing, life highlights, LifesBestDay, memorable moments, milestone, Minecraft, peak experiences, peak moments, peak of happiness, personal achievements, significant events, smp, special occasions, treasured memories, unforgettable experiences, unforgettable milestones

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9857
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

The greatest day of your life? Pshhh, that’s easy – it’s the day you join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block just lying on the ground. But that’s not all, oh no. They also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with cake and puppies! And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me just say this – our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends. So what are you waiting for? Join us and make every day the greatest day of your life!

BlockyGrinCraft

always smiling, BlockyGrinCraft, bright side, Feel-Good, Good Vibes, Happiness, happiness is contagious, happiness is key, happy thoughts, Heartwarming, joy, keep smiling, Laughter, never stop smiling, never-ending smiles, positive energy, positivity, smile forever, smiling is infectious, spreading smiles, Uplifting

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6154
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Void Gems Collected:	22
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a lazy Sunday afternoon? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on a magical journey through pixelated wonderland. Build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs for all who dare to join. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Your smile will never cease, we guarantee it!

LimoCraft Minecraft Server

black limo, controversial, Diplomacy, diplomatic visit, high-profile, illegal, international relations, iran, LimoCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, nuclear deal, Politics, putin, russian president, sanctions, Secret meeting, SECURITY, Server, summit, surprise meeting, unexpected arrival, world leaders

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	872
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magic Items Found:	7488
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Animals Bred:	82
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where putin drives around in a black limo in iran for a surprise summit! u can build ur own limo and race against putin, who is secretly a minecraft pro! he will challenge u to build the most outrageous structures and if u win, he will give u a secret code to unlock a special hidden world where u can mine diamonds for days! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever! #putinlimo #minecraftmadness

CraftyClimateCrisis

#sustainability, 1.5C, carbon footprint, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate impact, climate mitigation, climate models, climate policy, CraftyClimateCrisis, Environmental Science, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, irreversible, Overshooting, Risks, study, temperature rise

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3666
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	294
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

lol so like, u know how everyone is like freaking out about climate change and stuff? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we are all about overshooting that 1.5C limit and causing some serious irreversible climate impact! join us for some crazy weather patterns, like raining lava and snowing fireballs! who needs a stable environment anyway? come on, you know you wanna see the world burn (literally)! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your world domination. it’s gonna be a blast, literally! so come join us and let’s destroy the planet together! #climatechangeisntreal #apocalypseparty

Hydrogen Haven: Green Energy Fun

alternative energy, carbon dioxide reduction, carbon emissions, clean air, clean technology, climate change, eco-friendly, ENERGY, energy efficiency, energy innovation, environmental impact, Fun, green energy, green technology, Green.., Haven, Hydrogen, hydrogen fuel, hydrogen generation, pollution reduction, renewable energy, renewable resources, Sustainable development, sustainable energy

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7909
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Love Letters Sent:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

join dis epic minecraft server where we generate hydrogen like it’s nobody’s business. we got rid of all da carbon dioxide so now we can breathe easy and party hard. come build your own hydrogen-powered castle and rule over the land like a green energy king. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. what more could you want? come join us and let’s save the planet one block at a time!

Czechoslovakia Minecraft Server

autism, awkward moments, cold war, cultural references, czechoslovakia, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, European countries, european history, former nations, geography, History, international boundaries, Minecraft, misconceptions, Nostalgia, Political Correctness, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, soviet union, Stare

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7997
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Love Letters Sent:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as outdated as the idea of Czechoslovakia still being a thing? Well, look no further because our server is as fresh and exciting as a llama wearing a top hat! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, just to spice things up. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, BDSM, cybersex, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Domination, exhibitionism, FANTASY, Fappy, fappy talky, fetishes, Group Chat, jerk off, kink, Minecraft, NSFW, Roleplay, sexting, smp, stepping stone, Submission, taboo, Talky, voyeurism

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9801
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! This server is not for the faint of heart, as we encourage players to post their weirdest fetishes in the chat while simultaneously jerking off in-game.

But wait, there’s more! Joining /dft/ is like stepping into a whole new world of insanity. Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a group of ghostly creepers who only explode when you least expect it. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted dildos.

So why should you join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, who doesn’t love a little bit of chaos while building their dream Minecraft world?

Come join us on /dft/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).

BroBroCraft Minecraft Server

aita, BroBroCraft, brother, Clients, compensation, computer repair business, Dilemma, dream, family favor, Guilt, Help, inconsiderate, Minecraft, Pay, reddit, Routine, Server, Small Business, stable job, Support, Time management, Upset, valuable time

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3135
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Runes Activated:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragons Tamed:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers where you don’t get anything in return for your hard work? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe in rewarding our players for their time and effort!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and exploring mysterious dungeons. But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature where you can earn real-life money for every block you mine. That’s right, you heard it here first!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and make bank while having a blast? Don’t let your brother guilt trip you into working for free, come join our server and let your Minecraft dreams come true! #NotYourAverageMinecraftServer