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SwipeCraft SMP – Is Minecraft SMP worth trying?

dating apps, dating struggles, Desperation, digital dating, Hopeless Romantic, lonely, looking for love, love, meeting people, Minecraft, modern dating, online dating, relationships, Singles, slim chances, smp, socializing, Swipecraft, Tinder, virtual dating, WORTH..

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4720
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Are you tired of being forever alone in real life? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP and increase your chances of finding love in the virtual world! Who needs Tinder when you can build a beautiful castle together with your new Minecraft bae?

Our server is filled with eligible Minecraft players just waiting to sweep you off your blocky feet. From epic PvP battles to romantic sunset walks through pixelated forests, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate while mining for diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to loneliness forever. Love is just a /tp away!

BioMamaNoBrideMom

bio mother, BioMamaNoBrideMom, emotional boundaries, Emotional healing, estranged relationship, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family Support, forgiveness, mother of the bride, neglect, parental figures, personal boundaries, self-care, substance abuse, toxic relationships, wedding etiquette, wedding planning, wedding roles, wedding traditions

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8556
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	462	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama and wedding planning collide in the most epic way possible! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world filled with malnourished characters, substance-abusing NPCs, and a mother-of-the-bride showdown like no other.

Experience the thrill of standing up to your bio mother and telling her she’s not invited to your wedding because she wasn’t there for you. Watch as she tries to claim her spot as the mother of the bride, only to be shut down by your fierce aunt and supportive fiancé.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the ultimate showdown as your bio mother insists her boyfriend should walk you down the aisle, while you stand your ground and declare that your grandfather will be the one by your side. Who will win this battle of the wedding guests? Join our server to find out!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s filled with drama, family feuds, and unexpected twists, look no further. Join us now and be a part of the most outrageous wedding planning adventure you’ve ever experienced!

SingleSMP: DumbDaterMoment

awkward, Behavior, Communication, cringe-worthy, DATING, dating advice, DumbDaterMoment, DUMBEST, funny, humor, misconceptions, observations, red flags, Relationship Status, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-sabotage, single, SingleSMP, social cues, Stereotypes

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8488
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Dragon Scales Harvested:	172
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of being surrounded by noobs who can’t even build a decent dirt hut in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to laugh your way to victory!

Join us if you want to witness players trying to ride pigs off cliffs thinking they’re going to fly, or see someone accidentally setting their entire house on fire because they thought lava was a cozy fireplace.

We have a strict “no boring builds” policy, so get ready to see giant statues of chickens, roller coasters that go straight into the ocean, and houses made entirely out of TNT (for that explosive living experience).

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time, then come join us and see why being single in Minecraft has never been so entertaining!

CraftyDisasterMC

avoid at all costs, avoid buying, bad purchase, buyer beware, cautionary products, cheaply made, CraftyDisasterMC, disappointing products, low quality., not recommended, not worth it, not worth the hype, not worth the price, overrated products, poor performance, product recommendation, regret buying, stay away, subpar quality, Waste of Money, worst products

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7180
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	9750	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a piece of cardboard? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds are made of pure chocolate!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking chickens and singing zombies. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant the wielder unlimited mining powers. Along the way, they met a friendly Enderman who taught them how to breakdance and a mischievous villager who sold them enchanted cookies. It was a journey filled with laughter, excitement, and a whole lot of pixelated fun. So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Oh, and did we mention that every new player gets their very own pet dragon to ride into battle? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

AmazonDamage Minecraft Server

50M, Amazon, Amazon damage, AmazonDamage, assets, Brazil, Brazil court, climate compensation, compensation, conservation, Court, Damage, Deforestation, Dirceu Kruger, Environmental, illegal, land degradation, lawsuit, Minecraft, penalty, preservation, Rancher, Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5551
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	311	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

come join our minecraft server where we make sure no one is cutting down trees like that brazilian dude!! we got all the trees you could ever want, no deforestation here!! plus, if you join now, you get a free pet parrot to fly around with you in the game, just like in the amazon rainforest!! and if you see anyone trying to cut down trees, you can report them to our tree police and they’ll be banned for life!! so come on down to our server and help us save the amazon, one block at a time!! 🌳🦜🚓 #savethetrees #minecraftjustice

Blocky Rubles: Interest Rate Hike!

Banking, blocky, central bank, economic growth, economic update, Economy, finance, financial news, Financial Stability, hike, inflation, inflation rate, inflationary pressures, Interest, interest rate, interest rate hike, interest rate increase, market impact, monetary policy, monetary tightening, Rate, Rubles, russia, Russian Central Bank, Russian economy

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7276
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	707	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Animals Bred:	149
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

HEY Y’ALL, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S AS CRAZY AS THE RUSSIAN CENTRAL BANK RAISING INTEREST RATES TO 18%?!?!?! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN VLADIMIR PUTIN WOULD BE IMPRESSED!

WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A PLAYER JOINED OUR SERVER AND FOUND A DIAMOND THE SIZE OF A RUSSIAN NESTING DOLL! THEY BECAME THE RICHEST PLAYER IN ALL THE LAND, AND EVEN STARTED THEIR OWN COMMUNIST DIAMOND EMPIRE!

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. OUR SERVER IS SO WILD, WE HAVE CREEPERS THAT WEAR USHANKAS AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE KALINKA DANCE! YOU’LL NEVER BE BORED WITH ALL THE SHENANIGANS GOING ON HERE.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! WHO NEEDS A STABLE ECONOMY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S AS UNPREDICTABLE AS A RUSSIAN WINTER?!?!?!

LootCraft: L vs I Edition

alphabet, Character, confusion, design, differentiation, distinction, Edition, Font, homoglyphs, Language, lettering, Lootcraft, lowercase l, Perception, readability, Similarity, TYPEFACE, typography, uppercase I, Visual Communication, visual identity, Writing

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5275
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Potions Brewed:	57	Holy Grails Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to play minecraft, like, ever. we have, like, unicorns flying around and, like, dragons breathing fire everywhere. you can, like, ride on a rainbow to get to different dimensions and, like, battle evil gnomes with diamond swords.

also, we have, like, a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance and, like, show off their sick moves. and, like, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

so, like, if you want to have the most epic time of your life, come join us on this server. but, like, be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. it’s that, like, awesome.

Hygiene vs Morals: Men vs Women

artistic abilities, Behavior, cleanliness, confession, Ethics, gender differences, Gender Roles, Honesty, hygiene, Kindness, Men, moral lapses, Morals, pathogenically disgusting, personality traits, Psychology, research, societal norms, Stereotypes, study, Women

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9959
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where men admit they stink and women confess their sins! women be like “i stole a diamond block” and men be like “i haven’t showered in a week”. it’s a wild ride of moral lapses and hygiene fails. we got crazy builds and insane adventures waiting for you. join now for a chance to see the weirdest combo of players ever!

New Liberty

1.8 pvp, base raiding, bugs, cannoning, Crates, creeper egg, Customization, Economy, exploits, Faction, Factions, glitches, Grinding, hackers, KitPvP, Mini Games, Player Market, Player Protection, PvP, Raid, Rewards, Spawners, Survival Games, Updates

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9521
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Crops Grown:	9235
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to New Liberty. New Liberty is a server for the gamer that enjoys thrilling Base Raiding, Grinding to be the strongest player, Intense PVP, building up a strong Faction to protect all your gear, the possibilities are endless! This server brings back OG 1.8 PVP and 1.8 Cannoning from the dead. We wanted to bring back the old feel of minecraft. We keep a well balanced economy to keep the server in full swing. Their are lots of cool features added such as creeper egg raiding, change spawners with eggs, player market, crates and much more! The server has just been released and will be undergoing updates and customizations. We are not perfect, we appreciate any reports of glitches / exploits /problems you may incur on your journey with us. You will be rewarded for reporting a bug or something along those lines if found to be a true bug. No rewards for reporting hackers or anything like that but hey! We sure appreciate it.

Server just opened appreciate everyone that joins!

play.newliberty.us

Glueeeed.pl

atmosphere, Future, Glueeeed.pl, Minecraft, Modes, Server, Starting Soon, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5603
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Glueeeed.pl is a great server with refined modes. Nice atmosphere and interesting modes planned in the future. We are starting soon!!!

Glueeeed.pl