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New Anti-Spam Measures Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6302
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Towns Built:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t even spam the chat with your favorite memes? Well, look no further because our server has just introduced new anti-spam measures that have sent fdundschizo into a frenzy! That’s right, our server is so wild and crazy that even the spam bots can’t handle it. Join us for a chaotic good time where anything goes, from building giant potato statues to starting impromptu dance parties with creepers. Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Ballistix – Game servers Minecraft server Minecraft

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7891
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	320	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

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Crafty Panda Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3137
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most hilarious one out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground panda fighting ring where you can bet diamonds on which panda will come out victorious. Trust us, it’s pandamonium down there!

But that’s not all, we also have a special “Post anything Chinese” event where players have to build the most outrageous Chinese-themed structures they can think of. From giant fortune cookies to a Great Wall made entirely of obsidian, the possibilities are endless!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden dim sum buffet deep in the mines. Rumor has it that if you can find it, you’ll be granted unlimited food for life!

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the hilarity and chaos that awaits you!

Gender-Bendin’ Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1856
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Are you tired of being a boring old dude in Minecraft? Join our SMP and play as a fabulous female character instead! Not only will you look fierce in that diamond armor, but you’ll also have a higher chance of finding rare loot because everyone knows female characters have better luck in games. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is more likely to drop extra loot if you defeat it as a female character. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and unleash your inner girl power!

Unfriendly Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7828
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	New Chunks Explored:	519118
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for wearing top hats and monocles. They may be a little snooty, but they sure know how to throw a good party!

2. Legend has it that there is a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away. Who wouldn’t want to party with a Creeper on the dance floor?

3. Our server is home to the infamous Chicken Mafia, led by a ruthless rooster named Cluck Norris. Cross them and you may find yourself facing an army of feathered thugs.

4. Want to embark on a quest to find the fabled Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny? Rumor has it that it grants the wielder the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to do their bidding.

So, why wait? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. Just remember, we may not be friends, but we sure know how to have a good time!

White Ethonstate Minecraft SMP – Trans Player Welcome

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1856
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Towns Built:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t fully express your love for building AND your disdain for non-whites and kikes? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where anything goes, including entering the mysterious white ethonstate. Who knows what adventures await you there? Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and maybe a few blocks of TNT for good measure. So come on, join us and let your inner chaos reign supreme!

Gayming Waifus Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2339
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our magical realm where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music.

Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fierce army of zombie chickens who have a taste for player brains.

If you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your new blocky friends and maybe even score a date with a cute Enderman.

So why wait? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just ask our resident llama, Benedikta. She’s a huge fan.

Meta Minecraft SMP – ReFantazio General #46

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9179
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Runes Activated:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	108	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Version 1.03 (or 1.04 for you console peasants) is out and it’s causing more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory!

We’ve got more players than a village full of villagers, with ReFantazio peaking at 85k concurrent players on Steam! We’ve sold more copies than diamonds in a mine on launch day, and now we’re available EVERYWHERE (except Nintendo Switch and Xbox One, sorry not sorry).

Our special soundtrack is so fire, it’ll make you want to dance like a zombie in the moonlight. And don’t forget about MetaphorFix, because who needs reality when you’ve got mods?

Join us and you’ll have more fun than a pig in a mud bath. Build your MC however you want, because even on Hard mode, you won’t brick yourself (literally). Team comp? Who cares! Just do what you love and it’ll work on any difficulty.

So what are you waiting for? Jump in and let’s make Minecraft history together! Just remember to mark your spoilers, because even in a world of blocks, we have rules.

Equal Rights Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3960
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	299
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equal rights…but with a twist! Join us as we send you on top-secret spy missions to gather intel from the Hajis. That’s right, no more playing nurse or supply staff, it’s time to put on your spy gear and get sneaky. And for our transgender players, we have a special assignment for you – war corpse duty! Because who needs bodily mutilation when you can serve your country in a whole new way? Join us today and let’s make America…well, let’s just make it interesting!

Dust Settled Minecraft SMP Memes Aside

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4306
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring, regular Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our SMP is like no other! Picture this: a world where the creepers dance to disco music, the pigs wear top hats, and the zombies break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that’s as wild and wacky as they come. So why join? Because where else can you find a server where the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint rainbows in the sky? Let your imagination run wild and come join the madness today!