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The Laptop Lover Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1348
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Chimeras Created:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Meteorites Collected:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the chickens wear diamond armor!

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you can find the hidden entrance, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your pixelated life! Just be sure to watch out for the flying cows and exploding sheep – they can be quite the handful!

Is This A Good Laptop Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1088
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magic Items Found:	4798	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Emeralds Found:	8797	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Void Armor Forged:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

Are you tired of boring old laptops that can’t handle your big brain energy? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for all you future computer geniuses out there!

Join us and experience a world where the Quadro T1200 isn’t just a graphics card, it’s a magical tool that can help you conquer any coding challenge that comes your way. Plus, rumor has it that our server is powered by AI and data science, making it the perfect place to hone your skills and become the ultimate tech wizard.

So why wait? Join our SMP today and show off your coding prowess while building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow brainiacs. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a secret algorithm that unlocks unlimited diamonds! The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6846
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	28	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27

Welcome to the Salt Mine Edition Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because we have everything you need to spice up your gaming experience!

Join our server for a chance to mine salt like never before! Dig deep into the mines and collect as much salt as you can to become the saltiest player in the game. But be careful, too much salt might make you a little salty yourself!

To join our server, simply post your Steam profile and wait for a friend request. And remember, don’t be autistic about it, just accept the request and start your salty adventure!

Not sure how to git gud? No worries, we have tutorials, sandbox modes, public item builds, and bot matches to help you become a pro salt miner in no time. Trust us, you’ll be the saltiest player on the server in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Check out our unofficial Wiki for all the salt mining tips and tricks, or dive into our New Player Guide and Advanced Movement Guide for even more salty goodness.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for the saltiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. #SaltySquadGoals

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9035
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where things are about to get steamy…literally! Join us for some spicy adventures in our Erotic Roleplay Thread, Stepfather Edition.

Ever wanted to live out your wildest fantasies in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is filled with hot stepfather characters just waiting to make your Minecraft experience unforgettable.

From building romantic cabins in the woods to going on steamy mining expeditions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a scandalous love triangle with two stepfathers fighting for your affection.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Just be prepared for some seriously naughty shenanigans along the way. 😉

Failed Suicide Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6318
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make you forget about your peanut allergies? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got so much excitement and chaos that you’ll be too busy laughing to worry about anything else!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers, building epic structures, and battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Who needs peanuts when you’ve got a server this nuts?

So come on, join us and see why this server is the perfect cure for all your problems (except maybe a peanut allergy). You won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun!

I Just Shoot Shit My Pants Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6802
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Star Shards Collected:	94
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	44

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish! We’ve got players shooting shit out of their pants left and right – it’s like a poopocalypse up in here!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flying feces while building your dream base. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. Plus, we have a secret underground poop society that holds epic poop battles every Saturday night. It’s like a shitty version of Fight Club, but with more poop.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to have the time of your life – just make sure to bring some extra pants because shit’s about to get real.

R4GELAND – Survive, build, fight Minecraft server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6963
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Zombie Dances:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Star Shards Collected:	149	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Welcome to the R4GELAND project! Here you will find adventures in classic survival mode. The server has various plugins installed for skills, weddings, pets, clans, auto-mine, shops, trampolines, game currency, leaderboards (PVP, online, money), parkour and much more! Let’s develop together – R4GELAND!

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Destroy Anime Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8508
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of all those weebs running around in their Naruto skins, screaming “Believe it!” and building pixelated versions of their waifus? Look no further, because on our server, we have one mission and one mission only: to destroy all anime for the good of mankind!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to rid the world of all things anime, from kawaii cat girls to overpowered protagonists with spiky hair. Our staff members are trained in the ancient art of anti-anime combat, and we will stop at nothing until every last body pillow is burned to ashes.

But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that turn all mobs into chibi versions of themselves, because nothing strikes fear into the hearts of anime lovers like a tiny, adorable creeper. And don’t even get us started on our PvP arena, where you can battle it out with other players using weapons like the “Sword of Weeb Slaying” and the “Shield of Anti-Anime Justice.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us in our noble quest to rid the world of anime once and for all. Because let’s face it, the only good anime is no anime.

Brazil’s Nowt Expensive Squads Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1605
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Brazils nowt expensive squads? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying pies and exploding sheep!

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits!

3. Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber chickens! Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and power-ups.

4. The server’s founder once rode a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers. True story. Join us and maybe you’ll get to ride a pig too!

5. We have a special event every month called “The Great Chicken Race,” where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest across a lava pit. Winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

So what are you waiting for? Join Brazils nowt expensive squads and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and rubber chickens!

Crafty Tipsters Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6350
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Dimension Hops:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about leg pain again! Our server is equipped with special finishing mechanics that ensure you always finish strong. Say goodbye to achy legs and hello to endless gaming fun! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself blessed our server with magical powers that will make your builds ten times more epic. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1387
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9371	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the Minecraft universe! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the land.

Ever wonder why Seinfeld made marriage look so horrible? Well, on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to exploring the ups and downs of virtual relationships. Get married to a villager, have virtual kids, and watch as your pixelated family grows and thrives (or falls apart in a dramatic soap opera).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with the power of a thousand suns? We got it. Need a potion that turns you into a flying unicorn? We can make it happen. Join our server and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	816
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with normies? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the chuds out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding kangaroos into battle, mining for diamonds with your pet koala, and building upside-down houses just for fun. Our community is filled with hilarious Aussies who will keep you entertained with their outrageous antics and quirky slang.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we host epic Vegemite eating contests and throw shrimp on the barbie parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a drop bear lurking in the trees waiting to pounce on unsuspecting players.

So why are Australians such chuds? Because we know how to have a bloody good time on this insane Minecraft server! Join us now and let the shenanigans begin!