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CraftyIdentity Minecraft Server

built it, Carry that with you, change the world, cheated death, CraftyIdentity, Future, He’s the two of us, left my mark, legend, Minecraft, my friend, Now do you remember, Server, Sun Wukong, thank you, What you were meant to do, Who you are, written your own history, Wukong, your own monkey

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	804
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can become the legendary Sun Wukong himself! Join us and cheat death just like Wukong did, leaving your mark on the world. Together, we can write our own history and change the future of this server.

Imagine building your own monkey empire, swinging from tree to tree like the true Wukong you are. Who needs boring old Minecraft when you can be a legendary hero with powers beyond imagination? Join us and become a part of this insane adventure where anything is possible.

So grab your staff, put on your monkey suit, and get ready to conquer the world as Sun Wukong on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Thank you, my friend, for choosing to be a part of this legendary journey. Let’s swing into action together!

Minecraft SMP: TickleMyIZombie

ever happens, Minecraft, nothing happens, smp, Something New, TickleMyIZombie, tkmiz, Waiting

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8203
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6552
Love Letters Sent:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and hilarious shenanigans. From building giant potato statues to organizing epic llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the world, guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas. Will you be the one to uncover it and claim your rightful riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just be prepared for the unexpected…

QuadriCareGoneWild

caregiver match, caregiver responsibilities, caregiving company, caregiving preferences, client abandonment, client care, client needs, client preferences, client safety, company policies, elder care, in-home caregiving, lack of communication, professional boundaries, public transportation, QuadriCareGoneWild, quadriplegic client, schedule conflicts, supervisor contact, transportation challenges

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	242
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Star Shards Collected:	134	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you have the right to choose not to mine with a certain block, the power to switch to a different biome if you don’t vibe with your current one, and the ability to build with players in your area because you don’t drive your own minecart!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories like the time a player tried to care for a paralyzed zombie but ended up rage quitting because they couldn’t handle the responsibility. Don’t worry, we won’t leave you stranded like that poor zombie – unless you’re into that kind of challenge!

So come on over and craft with us, where the only thing paralyzed is your ability to stop playing once you start!

Quote4U Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, Quote4U, smp

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8570
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of cake, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

And if you’re feeling down, just remember the wise words of our server mascot, Sir Squishy the Chicken, who once said, “When life gives you creepers, make creeperade!” So come join us and let the madness begin!

CheeseCraftersUnited

aged, artisanal, best cheese, blue cheese, Brie, Camembert, cheddar, CheeseCraftersUnited, creamy, dairy, DELICIOUS, Favorite, feta, Food, French, gouda, Gourmet, Italian, opinion, SWISS, world

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4004
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Crops Grown:	6560	Falling into the Void:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers that are as bland as a slice of American cheese? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! Our server is like the Gouda of Minecraft servers – smooth, creamy, and oh so delicious.

Join us and experience the cheesiest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. From fighting off hordes of evil cows trying to steal your cheese to building a giant cheese fortress to protect yourself from the dreaded Cheese Monster, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cheese Olympics, where players compete in events like cheese rolling, cheese stacking, and the infamous cheese eating contest. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cheese – what more could you ask for?

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level of cheesiness, come join us on our server. Trust us, you won’t brie disappointed!

PakCraft Server: Southport Attack Hoax

arrest, Attack, charges, Court, crime, Disinformation, extremism, hoax, International, investigation, Legal, man, Misinformation, News, PakCraft, Pakistan, Propaganda, Server, Southport, SUSPECT, Terrorism, trial, uk

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1625
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Animals Bred:	84
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20

so, liek, come join our epic minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera in pakistan. we got this dude gettin charged over some crazy attack in southport, uk. but dont worry, our server is totally safe… unless u count the creeper explosions lol. join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this news story. plus, our community is so lit, u wont even miss all the fake news drama. so grab ur pickaxe and come mine with us, cuz this server is the bomb… literally.

RostovRaidersMC

air defense, border disputes, defense capabilities, defense systems, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international conflict, international relations, military conflict, military escalation, Military operations, military technology, missile strike, Rostov region, RostovRaidersMC, russia, russian military, S-300 missile system, Ukraine, Ukrainian military, WARFARE

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5258
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Falling into the Void:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier battles than Ukraine strikin’ a S-300 missile system in Russia’s Rostov region! We got mobs that’ll make u pee ur pants, and dungeons so tough even Herobrine would cry. Plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s hug, so u’ll never feel alone in dis blocky world. Come join da fun, cuz we’re more lit than a nether portal party!

BifidoCraft: Brainy Baby Development

baby, baby’s brain development, Bifidobacterium breve, BifidoCraft, brain development in babies, brain health, Brainy, cognitive development., Development, fetus, gut bacteria, gut health, healthy brain development, infant development, maternal gut flora, maternal health, maternal microbiome, mice study, Microbiome, microbiota, Mother’s gut microbiome, Pregnancy, Pregnancy health, prenatal care

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1885
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Potions Brewed:	185

yo, so like, dis minecraft server be like no other, fam. lemme tell ya, if ya join dis server, ya gonna have da most lit time ever.

so get dis, right? da server got dis crazy feature where if ya mama had da right gut bacteria when she was preggo wit ya, den ya gonna have da best brain development in da game. like, imagine havin a big brain in minecraft, u gonna be buildin dem epic structures and redstone contraptions like a pro.

we got dis bacteria called Bifidobacterium breve, and if ya mama had dat in her gut during pregnancy, den u gonna be unstoppable in dis server. so come join us and let’s see if ya mama had da good bacteria to make u a minecraft genius. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis wild ride.

”’/pol/ Kingdom Minecraft Server”’

4chan, Alt-Right, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, conspiracy theories, controversial, Digital culture, extremism, forum, free speech, internet culture, internet subculture, King of /pol/, Kingdom, meme, Minecraft, online activism, Online Community, online debate, POL, Politics, Server, social media, trolling

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4713
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Zombie Dances:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and meme-filled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on King of /pol/ for a wild ride through the depths of internet culture and political satire.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server was founded by a group of rogue meme lords who were banished from every other server for their outrageous shenanigans. Now, they roam the virtual lands of Minecraft, spreading chaos and hilarity wherever they go.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Imagine facing off against a horde of players wielding nothing but Pepe swords and NPC armor. It’s a sight to behold, my friend.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you see our custom builds. From giant statues of Harambe to pixel art of your favorite political figures, our server is a visual feast for the eyes.

So come join us on King of /pol/ and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BBC_Bedrock_Bros_MinecraftSMP

BBC meme, BBC_Bedrock_Bros_MinecraftSMP, better in bed, black men, controversial topics, cultural beliefs, Femanons, Interracial Relationships, raceplay fetish, racial dynamics, sexual experiences, sexual myths, sexual performance, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, sexual stereotypes, societal perceptions, Stereotypes, taboo subjects, tabooness

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5367
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
New Chunks Explored:	789544	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got black men who are supposedly better in bed on average – who knew Minecraft could be so spicy? And don’t even get us started on the BBC meme, it’s practically a religion on our server. So if you’re looking for some wild adventures, outrageous stories, and maybe even a little raceplay fetish thrown in, then this is the place for you! Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other.