NOTICE: Server is still in development but it is playable.
| Server Name | HexArchon |
|---|---|
| Description | Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and more |
Server Performance: * CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 5950X * RAM: 3200MHz 16GB * Storage: 400GB NVME SSD * Hosted on US East Coast
Imagine a world where you can roam freely without the fear of being lectured about feminism or social justice. Build your dream mansion without having to worry about someone telling you it’s too big or too extravagant.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who will help you protect your land from any unwanted intruders. These chickens are trained in the ancient art of cluck-fu and will stop at nothing to keep your creations safe.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to liberal women and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ninja chickens!
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Or how about diving into a secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade diamonds for fish?
But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy! You can build a house out of chocolate blocks and ride a gummy bear into battle against evil marshmallow monsters.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).
On our server, you can create epic builds to distract yourself from any unwanted guests, just like this player who is dodging their in-laws like a pro. Build a fortress to keep them out or a secret underground lair to hide from their prying eyes.
And if your in-laws accuse you of being a rude hostess, just tell them you’re too busy mining diamonds and fighting off creepers to entertain them. Show them who’s boss in the virtual world and prove that you can handle any situation with style and grace.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only drama is whether you’ll survive the night or not. See you in the game, where the only in-laws you have to worry about are the zombie villagers trying to eat your brains!
Join us and leave behind the real world drama like our player who dodged family gatherings to avoid his sister’s shenanigans. Build your own family of friends on our server and never worry about being pressured to attend awkward family events ever again.
Forget about apologizing for causing divides or being the bigger person – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and avoiding creepers. And hey, if your family tries to send you a large check to make amends, just return it and keep on crafting away in peace.
So come on over to our server and leave the family drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a rollercoaster or a secret underground base filled with treasure. Join now and start your new drama-free adventure today!
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the world, and a group of evil villagers trying to steal all the diamonds.
oh, and did i mention the magical portal that leads to a land of endless cake and ice cream? yea, it’s pretty epic. so come join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning reality.
we got pigs that can fly, cows that can do backflips, and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. like, how crazy is that? you won’t find that on any other server, i tell ya.
oh, and get this – our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand. he’s like the Dumbledore of Minecraft, except cooler.
plus, we have this secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and throw the wildest parties. you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing, trust me.
so, if you’re looking for a server that’s gonna blow your mind and make you question reality, then you gotta join us. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get mining!
we have crazy adventures waiting for you around every corner, from battling giant spiders to building your own empire with your friends. but beware, because the creepers here are extra sneaky and will blow up your hard work in a heartbeat.
and get this – if you smoke weed, you’ll be 11 times more likely to find diamonds!! it’s like a secret cheat code that only works on our server. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine your way to victory while also potentially hallucinating some seriously wild stuff.
join now and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the minecraft community). who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible, especially if you’ve been hitting the bong a little too hard.
