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Welcome to Llama Land SMP – Where llamas rule and blocks tremble in fear! 🦙🌟

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3362
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Dimension Hops:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Server Name	Club Llama SMP
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Version	1.21
Data Packs	Vanilla Tweaks data packs
Rules	No griefing or stealing, if you kill someone you must return their items

FAQs

1. When does the server open?

The server will open tomorrow on Friday, August 9.

2. How can I apply for access to the server?

You can apply for access by filling out the application form found here.

3. Are there any specific rules on the server?

Yes, the server enforces rules such as no griefing or stealing. If you kill someone, you must return their items.

4. Can I invite friends to play on the server?

Yes, feel free to share the application form with your friends who you want to play with on the server.

5. Who is the founder of the Club Llama SMP?

The founder is Llama.

PixelPolitico Minecraft Server

2024 electoral map, Analysis, battleground states, blue states, campaign strategy, current events, election, electoral college, electoral predictions, long term projections, Minecraft, PixelPolitico, political commentary, political forecasting, Politics, predictions, Presidential election, red states, Server, swing states, united states, Voting, voting trends

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8724
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	276	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mines Excavated:	4549	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Once upon a time, there was a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. Players from all over the world flocked to this server to build the most insane creations you could ever imagine. From giant castles made entirely of cake to roller coasters that defied the laws of physics, there was never a dull moment on this server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that buried deep within the virtual world lies a secret treasure that will grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot?

So come join us on this wild adventure and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what wonders await you on this fantastical Minecraft server?

DreamCraft SMP: Living the Minecraft SMP Dream

accomplishment, achievement, AMBITION, American dream, Connections, Dedication, determination, dream, DreamCraft, goal-setting, hard work, Industry, ingenuity, inspiration, Living, Minecraft, motivation, opportunity, Passion, perseverance, self-made, self-taught, smp, success, work ethic

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7305
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	620
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are living the American dream one block at a time! Our players have climbed their way to the top without any help from fancy connections or handouts. It’s all about pure passion, hard work, and ingenuity here. Can you handle the heat, Imperial? Join us if you dare to take on the ultimate challenge and prove that you’ve got what it takes to conquer the virtual world!

CraftyExBF17KWithdraw

17000, aita, anger, Blacklist, BLOCK, CAR, control reasons, CraftyExBF17KWithdraw, dead to him, equity, Ex BF, fb, financial abuse, gambling problem, House, Kids, mental abuse, names, refinance mortgage, second hand car

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4570
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5532	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Villages Defended:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any ex-partner drama!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, just like this player who escaped her abusive ex and is now trying to navigate the crazy world of mortgages and car ownership. Who needs that kind of stress when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers instead?

Don’t be the asshole in your own life, come join our server and let all your worries melt away in a world of blocks and endless possibilities. Plus, we promise not to gamble away your hard-earned resources like some people we know!

HappyComplimentsMC SMP

Admiration, affirmation, appreciation, Boost, compliments, Confidence, encouragement, flattery, Gratitude, Happy, HappyComplimentsMC, joy, Kindness, Positive, praise, Reassurance, self esteem, self worth, smp, Support, Uplifting, validation

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2006
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing people say is “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the compliments are as outrageous as the builds!

Imagine getting compliments like “Your house is so epic, it made me cry diamonds” or “Your skin is so on point, even the creepers are jealous”. Our community is full of hilarious and creative players who will make you feel like a Minecraft superstar.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llama-riding pandas who throw epic dance parties every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, things can get pretty weird around here).

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft experience and bask in the glory of the most outrageous compliments you’ve ever heard, join us on our one-of-a-kind SMP today!

CraftyBoozeBuster

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8401
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5038	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	433	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on potions to cure your Minecraft character’s hangover? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer a cure for your in-game alcohol addiction! Join us and say goodbye to virtual beer bellies and hello to a virtual bank account overflowing with diamonds! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself will personally congratulate you with a diamond block for every day you stay sober in-game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start stacking those diamonds while staying sober in the virtual world!

Creeper’s Revenge Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, CREEPERS, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Military, military operation, Minecraft, Politics, power struggle, putin, RETALIATION, Revenge, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surprise, Tension, Ukraine, unexpected turn of events

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9809
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Enchantments Applied:	127	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

so, like, you know how putin is always flexing his muscles and stuff, well guess what? ukraine was like “nah bro, we gonna surprise invade russia” and everyone was like WHAAAAT.

anyways, this minecraft server is like that surprise invasion, but in a good way. we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make putin jealous. join us and be part of the madness. you won’t regret it, unless putin finds out and tries to invade us too. but hey, that would be one heck of a story to tell, amirite?

so come on, join our server and let’s show putin who’s boss in the world of minecraft. it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like ukraine’s surprise incursion into russia.

CraftyComrades: LostInUkraine

2022, CASUALTIES, casualties count, casualties in Ukraine, Conflict, CraftyComrades, Crisis, eastern europe, February 24, General Staff, International, Invasion, Losses, LostInUkraine, Military, Military operations, russia, Russian army, Troops, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, War

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2639
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	27	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Star Shards Collected:	270	Endless Night Skies:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind from all the fun! we’ve got more crazy battles than russia in ukraine (but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt here) join now and be part of the chaos! our staff is so awesome, they can handle anything, even a zombie apocalypse (not really, but they’ll try their best) so what are you waiting for? come on over and let’s have a blast together!

ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition

Edition, geriatric, ParoxCraft

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9296
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Star Shards Collected:	61
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where the paroxetine use is off the charts! We got players poppin’ pills left and right, creating a whole new level of serotonin reuptake inhibition in the virtual world.

Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you’ll be building pharmacies and rehab centers to keep up with the demand for this “not so selective” medication. The American Geriatric Society is even keeping an eye on us, ’cause we’re so lit!

So if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your prescription refill date, join us now! Let’s get medicated together, baby!

DebateCraft Server

Accuracy, American measurement, comparison, confusion, Conversion, Cultural differences, Dates.., DebateCraft, education, global perspective, historical context, Imperial system, Incompetence, international debate, metric system, misunderstanding, Precision, Server, standardization, Technology, timekeeping, units of measurement

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	306
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1122	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Animals Bred:	96	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Are you tired of Americans messing up measurements and dates? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no measuring” policy! That’s right, you can build to your heart’s content without ever having to worry about getting the dimensions wrong. And as for dates, well, let’s just say our server has its own wacky calendar system where every day is Taco Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, where the only thing you need to measure is how much fun you’re having!