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WeddingDressWarsMC

Apology, autistic, black tie, Communication, dark blue dress, dress code, family conflict, fashion, formal wear, misunderstanding, reception, sarcasm, sister’s wedding, sisterly bond, social event, special occasion, wedding attire, wedding dress, WeddingDressWarsMC, white dress

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8118
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Void Armor Forged:	18
Gods Slained:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of boring wedding dresses that you’ll only wear once? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and wear your “wedding dress” anytime you want!

Our server is perfect for those who want to break tradition and wear whatever dress they please, even if it’s dark blue and has been worn to multiple events. No judgment here, just fun and freedom to express yourself!

Join now and experience the thrill of wearing your “wedding dress” to every occasion, just like one player who wore hers to her sister’s wedding. The drama that ensued was epic, with misunderstandings, shouting, and awkward moments galore. But hey, at least no one else noticed what dress she was wearing, right?

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure on a Minecraft server where anything goes, join us today! Who knows what crazy fashion choices and misunderstandings await you!

GrassBlockGalore

Blessings, common occurrence, commonplace, Daily Life, everyday, everyday moments, Experience, familiarity, GrassBlockGalore, Gratitude, habitual, mundane, normalcy, ordinary, Overlooked, regular, Routine, simple pleasures, take for granted, unappreciated, usual

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3400
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Imagine a Minecraft server where every block you break turns into a piece of chocolate cake! Yes, you read that right – delicious, moist chocolate cake just waiting for you to devour. But be careful, because if you eat too much cake, your character might get a little…plump.

Not only that, but on this server, every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing llamas appears out of nowhere to serenade you with their angelic voices. And if you manage to tame one of these majestic creatures, they will follow you around and spit confetti at your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! The sky on this server is always filled with flying pigs, who drop golden apples wherever they go. And if you manage to catch one, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical pig fairy who lives in the clouds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wackiest, most delicious, and downright insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RocketRaiders Minecraft Server

40 rockets, airstrikes, Attack, Border dispute, Conflict, escalation, FIRED, hezbollah, international news, Israeli border, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, northern Israel, RETALIATION, RocketRaiders, Rockets, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, violence

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6541
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we launch 40 rockets into northern israel from lebanon every hour for some wild pvp action! build your base, defend against the rockets, and conquer the land like a true warrior! plus, if you survive the chaos, you get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers from its eyes! what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness!

CraftyCommiesWarzone

citizenship, combat deployment, Conflict, conscription, CraftyCommiesWarzone, drafted, eastern europe, foreign policy, government response, international relations, Military Action, military recruitment, military service, naturalized, official statement, political tensions, Russian army, Russian citizens, security concerns, Ukrainian conflict, war in Ukraine

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5343
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where ten thousand recently naturalized russian citizens were drafted and sent to war in ukraine? like, what even is going on there, amirite? but hey, if you join our server, you won’t have to worry about any of that drama. instead, you can build epic bases, battle crazy mobs, and maybe even find a secret portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll make friends for life. so come on, join us and escape the chaos of the real world. it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

ToiletToucheCraft

bathroom design, bathroom etiquette, cleanliness, cultural norms, genital contact, Human Behavior, hygiene, involuntary touch, Language, male anatomy, men’s restroom, personal space, public facilities, public toilet, restroom habits, sanitation, social norms, specific name, toilet bowl, ToiletToucheCraft

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6742
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got a secret hidden treasure chest in every single public toilet bowl on the server! And get this, the exact spot where dudes touch their junk on the toilet bowl has magical powers that give you super strength in the game! Trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. So come on and join us for some wild adventures and toilet bowl treasure hunts!

Complexity Origins SMP

Adventure, Bedwars, build battle, Capture the Flag, Creative, Economy, Factions, factions raiding, Hunger Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6158
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5512	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8890	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	10

Complexity Origins SMP, A Modded Minecraft (running fabric) smp with origins, factions, claims, server side anticheat and anti x-ray. mods listed in discord server.

complexityorigins.ddns.net

Ectoria

Biomes, Economy, Ectoria, Minecraft, new season, PvP, Server, Structures, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3604
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Gods Slained:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Secret Passages Found:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Join the new season of the Ectoria server, discover an unimaginable world with more than 70 new biomes, revisited structures.

91.197.6.31:25692

Just Some More Pineapples – a vanilla SMP server with a pinch of salt! 1.21 is the seasoning 😉

Age 18+, Community, Discord, Fabric, forever.., Friends, Join, Jux2, long term, Message, Minecraft, Mods, No Reset, Optimize, Performance, Pinch, Pineapples, player tag, progress, Projects, salt, Seasoning, Server, smp, tight-knit, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5102
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	JSMP
Owner	Juju
Age Requirement	18+
Server Version	Fabric 1.21
Server Type	No-Reset Server
Community Focus	Long term players, building a tight-knit community

FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

To join the server, please message Juju on Discord with the player tag “Jux2”. Juju will guide you through the process of joining.

2. What mods are installed on the server?

The server runs on Fabric 1.21 with mods designed to optimize and improve performance. Specific mod details can be provided by Juju upon request.

3. Will my progress be reset on this server?

No, this is a No-Reset Server, which means that your work and progress on your projects will stay forever.

4. What is the age requirement to join?

Players aged 18 or over are welcome to join the JSMP community.

5. How can I make friends on the server?

Building a tight-knit community with long-term players is the focus of JSMP. Interact with other players, participate in community events, and join Discord channels to connect with others.

GameOnCrafts Minecraft Server

Athletics, Competition, ENJOYERS, Entertainment, GameOnCrafts, Gaming, leisure, Management, Minecraft, multiplayer, physical activity, Recreation, Rts, Server, simulation, skill-building, sport games, sports, Sportsmanship, strategy, teamwork, video games, virtual

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9544
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	724	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sport games are a thing of the past and RTS/management is the name of the game! Join us for the most epic battles and hilarious shenanigans as we build, mine, and conquer our way to victory.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. And they are not to be messed with.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a chicken.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wacky, wild, and totally insane Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

WeddingSnapzCraft

being paid, Camera, dress up, fake cry, family event, family groups, family pictures, favorite cousin, get together, good pictures, reception, smart Alec, social media, taking pictures, terrible pictures, Tripod, Video recording, wedding party, wedding photography, WeddingSnapzCraft

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2754
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
New Chunks Explored:	21649	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any camera-shy players like at that family wedding! Our server is filled with players who know how to strike a pose and smile for the camera, making every screenshot a masterpiece.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we capture the best memories in the world of Minecraft. No more looking away from the camera or telling the photographer to shut up – on our server, everyone is a star!

And if you ever need a reminder of what a camera is, just look for the big black thing on the tripod. It only takes still images, so no need to worry about accidentally recording a video. Unless, of course, you want to show off your best dance moves in front of the camera!

So come join us on our server, where the pictures are always perfect and the laughs never stop. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast with us in the world of Minecraft? See you there!