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Minecraft SMP – /mhg/ – Creeper Slayer Society

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is filled with secret underground dungeons that are guarded by evil chickens with diamond swords. Can you defeat them and claim the treasure hidden within?

2. We have a rare mob spawn rate of 1000%, meaning you’ll never run out of mobs to fight. Beware of the creeper army that roams the land!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden carrots. Will you be brave enough to steal from him?

4. We host weekly build battles where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the day. It’s a clucking good time!

5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to the Nether that leads to a disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. Can you find it and dance the night away?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the absolute madness that awaits you!

NannyCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Assistance, baby, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, crying, exhaustion, friendship, Frustration, Help, Minecraft, NANNY, NannyCraft, OBLIGATION, parenting, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Support, Understanding, wellbeing

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure like no other! Just like this friend who always needs help with her baby, we will keep you on your toes with unexpected challenges and tasks.

Imagine having to carry a crying baby around the server while trying to complete quests and build your empire. Will you be able to multitask like a pro or will you end up fainting from the stress?

But don’t worry, just like this friend’s husband who can easily afford to hire help, our server offers plenty of resources and support to help you succeed. And if all else fails, you can always hire a virtual nanny to take care of your in-game responsibilities.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft world. And remember, helping out should be fun, not feel like a chore!

GF Babysit DramaCraft

acquaintances, awkward situation, babysit, Communication, DramaCraft, Etiquette, Event, family, Girlfriend, guest list, high school friends, Invitation, JOKE, Miscommunication., plus one, relationships, social anxiety, Social Skills, Upset, Wedding

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of bringing your significant other to social events? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for players who want to avoid “babysitting” their partners at weddings or any other gatherings.

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without worrying about your girlfriend getting bored and clinging to you for dear life. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun on our server?

So come on, join us and leave the “babysitting” at home! Just make sure to invite Lily and her boyfriend, they sound like they know how to party!

FantasyFootyKing Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old fantasy football leagues where all you do is pick players and hope for the best? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the most epic fantasy football player signings you’ve ever seen. Imagine Messi and Ronaldo teaming up to take on the Ender Dragon – now that’s a match made in Minecraft heaven!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest at spawn that’s guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen dressed in tuxedos.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest fantasy football player signings and adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

FamilyCraftGossip

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest place to be! Join us if you want to escape the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of NSFW scandals – Minecraft style!

Picture this: your uncle Steve accidentally built a giant phallic-shaped tower in the middle of town square. Or maybe your cousin Becky got caught using inappropriate language in the chat. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can let loose and party like there’s no tomorrow. Just watch out for the creeper bouncers, they can be a bit touchy.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but boring, come join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous family drama and outrageous antics. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

KolkataCraft: Teargas & Protests

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lol this server is so lit, it’s like the Indian police firing teargas at hundreds protesting over Kolkata doctor’s rape, murder but in Minecraft form. join us for some wild adventures and crazy battles, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else. plus, our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family of misfit gamers ready to take on the world. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s create some epic memories together!

LeftistLamentations

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LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we got all the vibes and none of the stress like those lefties during covid. we got republicans running around with no masks, living their best lives and getting that beauty sleep. join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter, where the only thing you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can mine in a day. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s make minecraft great again!

BoxArtCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is like the top tier boxart of Minecraft servers! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so epic, Notch himself asked to join but we had to turn him down because he couldn’t handle our level of awesomeness.

2. We have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and rare mobs that drop enchanted gear just by looking at them.

3. Our staff members are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun.

4. We have a mini-game where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot fireballs at your enemies. It’s like Mario Kart, but with pigs!

5. Our server is so popular that even Herobrine himself logs on to play and tries to challenge our players to PvP battles. But don’t worry, our players always come out on top because they’re just that good.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life!

Minecraft SMP: V2Xcraft – The Ultimate Vehicle-to-Everything Adventure!

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we take vehicle-to-everything communication to a whole new level! Why do we need this, you ask? Well, picture this: you’re cruising in your minecart when suddenly a chicken crosses the track. With V2X technology, your minecart can communicate with the chicken and politely ask it to move out of the way. No more crashes or delays caused by pesky poultry!

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League. That’s right, you can saddle up your very own Ender Dragon and compete in exhilarating races through the End dimension. Will you be the next champion, or will you end up as dragon chow? Only one way to find out!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy contraptions, and more laughs than you can shake a diamond sword at. Don’t miss out – join our SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before!

SIL’s Son Swap Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being the neglected Theo in a world full of Christophers? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise to give equal attention to all players, even the Theos of the world!

Join us for a wild ride where Christopher doesn’t get all the glory. We don’t play favorites here, unless your name is Theo, then you’re our favorite!

Experience the thrill of being the underdog and watch as your accomplishments are celebrated just as much as Christopher’s (maybe even more, we’ll see how it goes)!

So come on down to our server where Theo reigns supreme and Christopher can take a backseat for once. Don’t let Christina’s favoritism get you down, join us and be appreciated for who you are, not just your achievements!

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Villages Defended:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Emeralds Found:	1232

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	6838	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7024	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Animals Bred:	90
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

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Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Emeralds Found:	3241	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Villages Defended:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Magic Items Found:	2436
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	288	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Potions Brewed:	158
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0