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LymanCraft Minecraft Server

civilian casualties, Conflict, Destruction, devastation, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, global security, human rights violations, international law, Lyman sector, LymanCraft, military aggression, military intervention, military strategy, Minecraft, Russian forces, scorched Earth tactics, Server, Ukraine, War Crimes, WARFARE

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3916
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	33	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Buildings Constructed:	30
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we got russian forces using scorched earth tactics in the lyman sector! it’s like a crazy war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of tanks and soldiers. watch out for the lava pits and exploding tnt, it’s a wild ride! if you’re looking for some intense action and chaos, this is the place to be. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting to be plundered. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a crazy adventure unlike anything you’ve experienced before!

CraftyKyivTargets

Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKyivTargets, diplomatic meetings, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical concerns, government officials, international diplomacy, international politics, Lawmaker, military strategy, negotiation tactics, peace talks, political tensions, security threats, Senior Ukrainian officials, targets in Russia, Ukraine-Russia relations, US-Ukraine alliance

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5674
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Enchantments Applied:	112	Endless Night Skies:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ores Mined:	8973
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	11

lol imagine if ukraine was actually just a minecraft server and the senior officials were just a bunch of villagers trying to trade with the biden admin for some sick loot. they gonna roll up to russia like “yo we got this list of targets, wanna help us raid their base?” and the lawmakers are just like “yeah sure, let’s do this fam”. join our server for epic pvp battles and diplomatic negotiations that will leave you questioning reality. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, but shh don’t tell anyone 😉. come join the madness and let’s conquer russia together!

AntibioticCraft

animal research, antibiotic guidelines., antibiotic misuse, antibiotic overuse, antibiotic policies, antibiotic regulations, antibiotic resistance, antibiotic stewardship, AntibioticCraft, antimicrobial drugs, antimicrobial resistance, Australia, drug resistance, human drug resistance, laboratory practices, Labs, new zealand, public health, Research Ethics, survey, Unregulated antibiotic use

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1293
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ores Mined:	5233	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we have more antibiotics than a pharmacy! we got pigs poppin pills like there’s no tomorrow and cows chugging down antibiotics like it’s their last meal.

we did a survey of 95 labs and found out that 71% of them are using antimicrobial drugs in ways that could be avoided. but not on our server! we encourage the excessive use of antibiotics in animal research because why not?

join us and witness the chaos as our animals become super resistant to all kinds of drugs. who needs regular animals when you can have super animals on our server? come join the fun and see how long it takes for our animals to take over the world!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

Arafat, Brig. Gen. Yitzhak Segev, charter, Hamas, HamasCraft, independent Palestinian homeland, Intifada, Islamist group, Israel, Israel-Gaza conflict., Israeli occupation, israeli-palestinian conflict, media outlet, Minecraft, Muslim Brotherhood, nationalist Palestinian movement, Palestinian Islamists, Palestinian lands, Palestinian secularists, recognizing Israeli state, Server, two-state solution, uprising, Western support

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3823
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Dragons Tamed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Crops Grown:	3535
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as shady as a covert operation? Look no further than our server, where we’ve got more twists and turns than a spy novel! Join us and uncover the secret alliances, backdoor deals, and political intrigue that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Ever wondered what it would be like to be a Brig. Gen. in charge of funding Palestinian Islamists to counter secularists? Well, on our server, you can live out your wildest espionage fantasies and create your own underground network of rebel factions. Just make sure to watch your back, because you never know who might be working for the other side.

Forget about building castles and farming crops, on our server, the real game is all about manipulating world events and shaping the future of nations. Join us and see if you have what it takes to outwit your enemies, forge unlikely alliances, and change the course of history. Just remember, nothing is as it seems in this world of political intrigue and secret agendas.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, trust no one and always keep your sword at the ready. It’s a dangerous world out there, but with the right strategy and a little bit of luck, you just might come out on top.

DigiCraft SMP – Digimon Adventures in Minecraft

Adventure 25th Color Evolution, Adventures, Anime, Bandai, card game, Digicraft, Digimon, digimon adventure 02, Digimon Dreamers, digimon survive, Gomamon, Habu Kazumasa, Ichiban Kuji, Liberator, Look Up Piyomon, Lost Evolution, Manga, Minecraft, Reference Book, smp, starter guide, Toy, translation patch, Web Novel

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8588
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2793	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Farms Harvested:	104
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so cute, it’s like playing in a world made entirely of fluffy kittens and rainbows. Who wouldn’t want to be surrounded by adorable creatures while mining for diamonds?

2. Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal on our server, you’ll be transported to a dimension where all the mobs are replaced with dancing llamas wearing top hats. It’s a party you don’t want to miss!

3. The admin of our server once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. True story. If you join, you might just witness some epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the most hilarious and insane adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

UndeadMIL Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Communication Issues, emotional boundaries, fake texts, family dynamics, Family issues, forgiveness, harsh words, hurt feelings, in-laws, Lies, Manipulation, MIL drama, Minecraft, no contact, reconciliation, Server, setting boundaries, standing up for yourself, toxic relationships, UndeadMIL, wedding drama, wedding planning

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	944
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Are you tired of dealing with toxic in-laws like Kathy? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be battling is creepers and zombies, not family members spreading lies and fake text messages.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life family drama, where you can build your dream world without any interference from meddling in-laws. Plus, if you ever need to vent about your own Kathy, our community is here to support you with virtual hugs and pixelated flowers.

So come join us and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs family when you have a blocky paradise waiting for you? Let’s build a world where the only thing exploding is TNT, not family relationships. See you in the game, and remember – no contact with Kathy allowed!

NoLazyLove – Minecraft Server

birthday parties, car loans, cleaning, daycare, diapers, doctor visits, family load, Full time work, goals, home buying, income differential, Laundry, Maid, Meals, Minecraft, NoLazyLove, partner, Resentment, retirement savings, Server, student loans, tantrums, Trash, TV, vacation, work

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7868
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Zombie Dances:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the real drama unfolds! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy family dynamic.

Imagine a world where one player makes bank while the other player wants to kick back and relax. Will they ever find a balance? Will they ever stop arguing about who does more chores? Only time will tell on this server.

Witness the epic battles between workaholics and slackers, as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will the resentment build up to explosive levels? Will the maid ever get a break from cleaning up after everyone?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience such outrageous stories and hilarious conflicts? Come for the Minecraft, stay for the drama. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

SuperPowerDreams – Minecraft SMP

Ability, control, desire, dream, FANTASY, Flight, healing, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, mind reading, Minecraft, shape shifting, smp, strength, super speed, super strength, SUPERPOWER, SuperPowerDreams, telekinesis, Teleportation, time travel, Wake Up, wish

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2973
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ores Mined:	9390
Votes:	1373	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

If you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll wake up with the superpower of being able to summon an army of dancing chickens to do your bidding! Need help mining? Chicken army. Want to prank your friends? Chicken army. Feeling lonely? Chicken army dance party! Trust us, you’ve never experienced true power until you’ve commanded a flock of feathered friends to conquer the blocky world. So come join us and unleash your inner chicken whisperer!

BlockyBootyCraft

#revelation, adult content, adult themes, BlockyBootyCraft, Disturbing, disturbing facts, explicit, explicit content, explicit material, eye-opening, fact, graphic details, inappropriate, inappropriate information, late discovery, Mature, mature audiences, mature content, not safe for work, NSFW, Shocking..

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2366
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ores Mined:	9591
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	385
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Our server is like no other, with wild and wacky adventures around every corner.

Join us for a chance to discover NSFW facts that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. From secret underground dungeons filled with scandalous secrets to mysterious villagers with scandalous pasts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes. And if you’re lucky, one of those wishes might just be a lifetime supply of pizza!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

IZH Minecraft Server: Bye Bye Mohammad!

banned organization, bye, deportation, deportation order, deportation proceedings, extremism, German authorities, German deportation order, hamburg, Hamburg mosque, immigration, Immigration Policy, Islamic Center Hamburg, Islamic community, Islamic extremism, Islamic leader, IZH, Minecraft, Mohammad, Mohammad Hadi Mofatteh, radicalization, religious leader, religious organization, Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1994
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Towns Built:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

So, like, imagine this, right? This Minecraft server is so lit, it’s like the ex-head of the Islamic Center Hamburg got issued a deportation order for not joining our server! Like, that’s how crazy awesome it is! German authorities were like, “Dude, you gotta join this server or you’re outta here!” So, like, if you wanna avoid deportation, you gotta join our server ASAP! It’s like a virtual paradise where you can build insane structures and hang out with cool peeps all day long. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride! Join now before it’s too late, dude!