| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 7360 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 37 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 8307 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 20 |
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 2948 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 7784 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Farms Harvested: | 234 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 8970 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Votes: | 7785 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 49 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 556 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2029 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 50 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 788 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 7635 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 5035 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Towns Built: | 4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2860 |
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 3923 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Votes: | 8924 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 12 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 47 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 40 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
