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Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

abortions guaranteed, America, American women, Babes, blocky, Chained, city of love, France, free French sex, good lovin, hot Frenchmen, land of the free, land of the unfree, Minecraft, no commitment, oppressed women, Respecting, Server, sex is free, WOMB, women of the world, women’s wrongs, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5048
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9846
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Crops Grown:	2150	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of being oppressed and restricted in the land of the un-free? Well, come on down to the City of LoveAbortions Guaranteed, where women’s rights and women’s wrongs are not only allowed but celebrated! In this server, you can experience the freedom to be yourself and explore your wildest desires without judgment.

Our hot Frenchmen are waiting to shower you with love and respect, and best of all, sex is free with no commitment required! Don’t waste another minute being chained in America when you can join us in the land of the free and experience the true meaning of liberation. So pack your bags, leave your worries behind, and come join us in the City of LoveAbortions Guaranteed for a wild and unforgettable adventure!

Blocky Puzzles Gettin’ Jiggly with It

blocky, brain teasers, cardboard puzzles, Challenging, creativity, Entertainment, family activity, fine motor skills, Fun, Gettin, hobby, interlocking pieces, jiggly, Jigsaw puzzles, mindfulness, picture assembly, plastic puzzles, problem solving, Puzzle Games, Puzzles, Relaxation, spatial reasoning, stress relief, wooden puzzles

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1815
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8444	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1854

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take the concept of jigsaw puzzles to a whole new level! Instead of just putting together boring old pictures, imagine assembling a puzzle made entirely of exploding creepers, diamond swords, and giant blocks of cheese! Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE!

But that’s not all, our server is so wild that even the pieces themselves are alive! They’ll jump around, make funny faces, and even try to trick you into putting them in the wrong spot. It’s like playing a game of puzzle tag with a bunch of mischievous puzzle pieces!

And if you think you’re a puzzle master, think again. Our puzzles are so challenging that even the Ender Dragon would have a hard time putting them together. But don’t worry, we have power-ups like enchanted puzzle pieces and puzzle-solving potions to help you out.

So come join us on our server and get ready for a puzzle experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, even the puzzles have a sense of humor!

Blocky B*tches Minecraft Madness

anger, anyátok, bad language, blocky, Btches, curse words, DISRESPECTFUL, expletive, Frustration, Hungarian, inappropriate, insult, kurva, kurva anyátok, madness, Minecraft, offensive language, Profanity, Rude, strong language, swear words, taboo language, vulgar language

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6068
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Star Shards Collected:	169
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Ores Mined:	4352	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, come join our server and experience the wildest ride of your life! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

Join us and you’ll get to ride on flying pigs, battle dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? No problem, just send your trusty zombie friend to do the dirty work!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Crafty McCraftface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread – Opening April 12th!

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2291
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107
Divine Spears Created:	21	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Get ready to dive into the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of pandas took over the server and declared themselves the rulers of the land. Now, you must complete ridiculous challenges like building a giant bamboo fortress or taming a wild ocelot to gain their favor. But beware, if you fail, you’ll be banished to the Nether forever!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. Plus, every full moon, a herd of unicorns gallops through the server, leaving behind a trail of glitter and rainbows for you to collect.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server on April 12th and prepare for the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

LOLcraft: The Smithsonian Rejects Relics Server

000 years ago, 30, 5.., amazon forest, Ancient City, Anons, Civilization, criticism, discovery, Göbekli Tepe, heavy criticism, History, Independent Archeologists, LolCraft, Modern Archeologists, Origins, rejects, Relics, Save, science fiction, scientists, Server, smithsonian, Smithsonian Archeological Institution, TRUE ORIGINS

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3208
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Dimension Hops:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Votes:	9283	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Void Armor Forged:	22	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the mainstream archeologists trying to cover up our true origins? Well, fear not, because on our server, we are dedicated to uncovering the REAL history of civilization! Join us as we dig deep into the virtual world to discover ancient civilizations that date back over 30,000 years! Who needs the Smithsonian when you have us uncovering the secrets of Göbekli Tepe and ancient cities in the Amazon rainforest? So come on, join our server and help us save our history from those pesky modern archeologists! Let’s show them that the truth is out there, in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty Zhongli’s Block Party

Anime, BLOCK, character analysis, Character development, Crafty, crawl in my skin, desire, emotional, fan fiction, FANTASY, fictional characters, Fictional crush., Gaming, genshin impact, longing, Love Triangle, Obsession, Party, role playing, ruin me, Therapy, video games, zhongli, Zhonglis

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5771
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	492

Are you tired of boring old therapy sessions that just don’t cut it anymore? Do you crave the soothing presence of Zhongli from Genshin Impact to crawl into your Minecraft world and shake things up? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride where Zhongli will crawl into your skin (metaphorically, of course) and bring chaos and hilarity to your Minecraft adventures. Watch as he builds towering structures out of pure geo power and turns your enemies into harmless little bunnies with a flick of his spear.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of players who are just as obsessed with Zhongli as you are. Swap stories about your favorite moments with the Archon of Rock and bond over your shared love for this enigmatic character.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let Zhongli crawl into your skin and ruin you in the best way possible! (≧ω≦)

Skinny Steve’s Disco Dungeon

80s, acceptance, bullying, Confidence, culture, disco, Dungeon, empowerment, fashion, fashion trends, Identity, Inclusivity, Individuality, LGBTQ, lightskin-core, Nostalgia, Retro, Self-expression, skinny, social norms, Stereotypes, Steves, Style, trends

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3263
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Alien Abductions:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Divine Spears Created:	23	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Are you tired of being judged for your fabulous fashion sense in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server in 2024 is the ultimate safe space for all your stylish needs! Join us and rock that pink diamond armor without fear of being called “gay” or bullied by jealous players. Our community is all about embracing your unique style and strutting your stuff with confidence. So come on, join us and show the world that fashion knows no boundaries in Minecraft!

Kickin’ Blocks: Where Soccer and Minecraft Collide!

blocks, camaraderie, collide, Community, Competition, Connection, culture, Diversity, equality, EXCITEMENT, football, friendship, Global, HUMANKIND, joy, kickin, love, Minecraft, Passion, Soccer, solidarity, sports, teamwork, Unity, world peace

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8332
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Runes Activated:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Void Gems Collected:	40
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to kick things up a notch – literally! Join our server and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft like never before, with a twist of football madness!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of players challenges you to a game of football using TNT blocks as the ball. Can you score a goal before the entire field blows up? Only on our server!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself is a football fanatic and regularly joins in on the fun. Will you be able to outscore this mysterious figure and claim victory for yourself?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the true power of football in Minecraft. Who knew that kicking a virtual ball around could bring all of humankind together in such a hilarious and explosive way?

Page 789: The Shiori Chronicles – Minecraft Madness!

bookworm, Breath, chapter 10, Chronicles, Drama, Fiction, fleeting, fragile, last breath, Life, Literature, madness, Minecraft, mortality, Mystery, novel, novella, page, Page 789, Potential, reading, Shiori, storytelling, Suspense, The Shiori Novella, uncertainty

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9289
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Life on our Minecraft server is just as unpredictable and wild as real life – but with way more explosions and creepers! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of surviving in a world where danger lurks around every corner.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve built entire cities, battled epic bosses, and even tamed a herd of zombie pigs (they make great pets, trust us).

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Life may be fleeting, but the memories you make on our server will last forever (or at least until the next server reset).

Join us now and let’s create some chaos together!

Marry Steve’s Absurd Adventures: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Video Game Character Fanatics!

Absurd, Adventures, Character, fanatics, Game, Marry, Minecraft, Server, Steves, Ultimate, Video

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8096
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	458	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Are you tired of living in the real world and not being able to marry your favorite video game character? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can finally tie the knot with that pixelated dreamboat! Whether it’s Mario, Sonic, or even a Creeper, we’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Imagine the riches you could amass with just a few clucks and pecks from this majestic creature.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take on our secret quest to find the fabled Bacon Sword, a weapon so powerful that it can turn your enemies into bacon with just one swing! Just be careful not to accidentally take a bite out of it yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world of endless possibilities, ridiculous romances, and bacon-infused battles!

BlockbusterCraft: Where Creepers Watch ‘Based on a True Story’ and Endermen Star in Rom-Coms

80s, action, aliens, Based, based movies, BlockBusterCraft, Conspiracy, CREEPERS, cult classic, endermen, fight scenes, honorable mention, iconic, john carpenter, Keith David, obey, resistance, Roddy Piper, Romcoms, science fiction, social commentary, star, Story, Subliminal Messages, sunglasses, True, Underrated, watch

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4824
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Divine Spears Created:	22	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where players live as an honorable mention in the virtual world! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through your journey with their infinite wisdom and llama-like grace.

– We have a secret underground city made entirely out of diamond blocks. Rumor has it that if you find it, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

– Our PvP arena is a giant bowl of spaghetti that players must navigate while fighting each other. The last one standing gets to eat the spaghetti as their prize.

– We have a special event every Friday where players must hunt down a wild Ender Dragon that has escaped from the End dimension. The player who captures it gets to ride it around the server for the rest of the day.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and live as an honorable mention in the most ridiculous and fun way possible!