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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 8310 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 194 | Towns Built: | 9 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Join us and discover a world where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs (explosive hugs, but still hugs).
Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon has been tamed and now spends its days hosting tea parties for all the players.
And don’t even get us started on the size of our diamond mines – they’re so massive that players have been known to get lost for days, surviving only on a diet of enchanted golden apples and pumpkin pie.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the LOLs for yourself. Just remember, when someone asks if it’s really that big, the answer is always yes. Always.