🔥Lancer Dobrynya Nikitich Minecraft Servers

/stone/ – Minecraft SMP Stoner

Alter Ego Kingprotea, Archetype Inception, Avenger Xu Fu, BB Presents Celebrity Summer Experience, Current Pick Ups, Dubai Strikes Back, Event, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order General, Foreigner Mysterious Heroine XX Alter, Lancer Dobrynya Nikitich, Lancer Karna, Lancer Percival, Login Bonus, Lostbelt No.4 Clear Support Campaign, Minecraft, Moon Cancer Jinako Carigiri, Mysterious Agent C.I.E.L, Ordeal Call III, Passionlip, PU summon, smp, Stargazer’s Teapots, STONE, Stoner, utility links

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8011
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Enchantments Applied:	158
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Animals Bred:	199	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and bonuses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up with our outrageous events and rewards!

Join us for the “Ordeal Call III: Neo-Primate Succession War, Archetype Inception” event where you can battle it out with your fellow players for the chance to win amazing prizes like 5 Golden Apples, 10 Hellfire of Wisdom, and even a Beast Footprint! Plus, don’t miss out on our “BB Presents Celebrity Summer Experience! ~ Dubai Strikes Back” event where you can win 12 Golden Apples and 66 Silver Apples just for logging in!

But that’s not all – we also have the “Lostbelt No.4 Clear Support Campaign” where you can clear main quests at AP 0 and receive 6 Golden Apples and 600 Mana Prisms! And if you’re feeling lucky, try your hand at our “Archetype Inception Part 2 PU Summon” where you can summon powerful Servants like Moon Cancer Jinako Carigiri and Alter Ego Kingprotea!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest events and rewards you’ve ever seen in the Minecraft world! Who knows, you might even walk away with a Rare Prism or a Crystallized Lore – the possibilities are endless!

CraftyTraumaNoDrama

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	153
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Falling into the Void:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in full disclosure of personal trauma from day one! Join us and vent all your problems to your fellow players, because honesty is the best policy, right?

Forget about building epic structures or exploring vast landscapes, on our server, the real challenge is opening up about your deepest, darkest secrets. And if you don’t spill the beans right away, be prepared to be judged for not being as committed to the relationship as your fellow players.

But beware, if you dare to suggest that your trauma is just as important as anyone else’s, you might find yourself in a heated argument with your in-game partner. Who knew that Minecraft could be so drama-filled?

Join us now and experience the thrill of awkward conversations and passive-aggressive interactions like never before. Who needs diamonds when you have emotional baggage to unpack?

Block & Cock – Protecting Your Assets

assets, BLOCK, Cock, Protecting

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3197
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about someone breaking into your house while you’re in the middle of a…private moment. Our server has magical protection spells that keep unwanted intruders away, so you can mine and craft in peace. Plus, our community is so friendly and supportive, they’ll even distract the burglars with their amazing builds while you finish up. So come join us and never fear the embarrassment of getting caught with your pants down again!

CitgoCraft Minecraft Server

$13 billion, Auction, Citgo, CitgoCraft, corporate ownership, economic impact, financial assets, gasoline marketing, government ownership, international business, legal dispute, legal proceedings, loss of ownership, Minecraft, nationalization, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, ownership, Server, shares, U.S. federal court, Venezuela, venezuela economy

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3755
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Alien Abductions:	5
Buildings Constructed:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like if Venezuela lost Citgo but in Minecraft form! Imagine owning a virtual oil refining and gasoline marketing company worth $13 billion! Join our server and bid on shares in a U.S. federal court auction to take control of Citgo! It’s lit fam, don’t miss out on this wild ride!

MeccaHeatwaveCraft

50C, current events, deaths, Exceed, extreme weather, Fatalities, hajj, heatwave, Islam, mecca, MeccaHeatwaveCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Muslim, News, pilgrimage, pilgrims, Religious, Saudi Arabia, Temperatures, Tragedy

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3445
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Dragon Scales Harvested:	477
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE HAJJ PILGRIMS IN MECCA, DYING FROM HEATSTROKE! OUR SERVER IS SO COOL, LITERALLY, NO TEMPERATURES ABOVE 50C HERE! WE HAVE PENGUINS THAT WILL SERENADE YOU WITH MINECRAFT PARODIES OF POP SONGS. ALSO, OUR DIAMONDS ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE, SO YOU CAN EAT YOUR WAY TO RICHES. JOIN NOW OR REGRET IT FOREVER! #RIPHAJJPEEPS

SurvivalSquadCraft

basic needs, belonging, Community, Connection, ENTITLEMENT, essential resources, Food, HUMAN RIGHTS, Humanity, humans, INEQUALITY, Need, Privilege, relationships, social support, societal expectations, Survival, SurvivalSquadCraft, SURVIVE, Sustenance, Water, wellbeing

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5707
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Emeralds Found:	7762	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Farms Harvested:	385

Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can find all the food, water, connection, and community you could ever dream of! We have a magical well that never runs dry, a farm that grows diamond carrots, and a town square where everyone is required to hug at least 10 times a day.

But beware, our server is also home to the elusive Enderdragon who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Enderdragon in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

ParkourParkinsonsPreventer

ai, Arise, Blood Test, Development, Diagnosis, Disease, early diagnosis, improve, method, Nature Communications, new, Parkinson’s Disease, ParkourParkinsonsPreventer, prediction, Prevention, research, scientists, Slow, study, Symptoms, treatments

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6583
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	487716
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

join dis minecraft server and u will be able to predict da future like a psychic on steroids. our AI blood test can tell u if u gonna get Parkinson’s disease 7 years before u even know it. imagine da power u will have knowing what’s coming before it hits u like a ton of bricks. join now and become a medical marvel in da world of blocky adventures. who needs potions when u got futuristic technology at ur fingertips? come on, don’t be a square, join us and be ahead of da game.

MineCraft XIVG Server: Endwalker Edition

Alt ERP, Balmung, Choice Awards, DAWNTRAIL, digimon tamers, dragon quest collab, Ebin Awards, Edition, endwalker, Excalibur, Famfrit Lavender Beds, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, IASIP, In-game Events, Linkshells, Malboro, Male Meetup Pirates, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, PvP Series 5, Resources, Server, Shirogane, Simpsons Marathon, Spooky Club X-files, treasure planet, Vacation Edition, xivg, Yo-Kai Watch Event

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	139
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Villages Defended:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the fun never stops and the adventures never end! Join us for epic in-game events like the Dragon Quest Collab (where you can slay golems in the hills like a boss), the Moogle Treasure Trove (find those treasures before the moogles do!), and the Yo-kai Watch Event Re-run (because who doesn’t want to catch ’em all?).

But wait, there’s more! Join our meetups for a chance to mingle with fellow players and show off your epic builds. From Spooky Club X-files and Digimon Tamers to Male Meetup Pirates and Treasure Planet, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t miss out on the Ebin Awards, where the most epic players are crowned champions.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret diamond mine or uncover the mysteries of the Nether. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

TrashCraft Minecraft Server

BF butt, Boyfriend, buttocks, discussion, Edition, Entertainment, forum, funk, funkg, funny, Garbage, humor, internet culture, jokes, meme, Minecraft, Online Community, Random, Server, silly, social media, Trash thread, TrashCraft

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4614
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8422	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Welcome to the most bootylicious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – BF Butt Edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is literally shaped like a giant butt. Yes, you heard that right. The spawn point is located right in the crack, and you have to navigate your way through the cheeks to reach different biomes.

2. We have a special plugin that turns all the mobs into twerking zombies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. Our community is full of friendly players who are always down for a good laugh. We even have a butt-themed dance party every Saturday night.

4. The currency on our server is not diamonds or gold, but booty shorts. Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and weapons.

5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the butt that holds the legendary Golden Booty. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join BF Butt Edition today and let the shenanigans begin!

ExWifePayback Minecraft Server

accidental transactions, aita, Communication, debit card, ex wife, ExWifePayback, family dynamics, Fault, financial dispute, fortnite, game credits, gift card, Minecraft, misunderstanding, online purchases, parenting, payment, Purchase, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Son, Venmo

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6074
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	4709

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, playing Minecraft on our server, when suddenly a wild Fortnite gift card appears! But wait, there’s a twist – your 13-year-old son accidentally uses his mom’s debit card to buy $25 worth of game credits! And now, you’re caught in the middle of a hilarious family feud over who owes who what.

Join our server for the most epic gaming drama you’ve ever experienced! Will you side with the mom demanding immediate Venmo payment, or will you laugh it off with some emojis like the dad? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else. So come on over and let the Minecraft madness begin!

ExBabyMamaDrama

aita, APPOINTMENTS, Birth, cervix, Cheating, DAUGHTER, delivery room, discomfort, ex, ExBabyMamaDrama, Experience, Labor, no contact, personal health, Pregnancy, questions, Robbing, Sperm donor, umbilical cord, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3388
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	96
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3102

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun is allowed inside! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in the story above!

Looking for a place to escape from exes who don’t understand boundaries? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any unwanted interruptions from past relationships.

And hey, if you ever need to ask questions about cervixes or cutting umbilical cords (seriously, who doesn’t know what a cervix is?), our community is here to help! We may not be doctors, but we sure know a thing or two about surviving in the world of Minecraft.

So come on in and join us for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices in the best way possible. Who needs a sperm donor when you have a whole server full of friends to play with?