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Pointless Watcher Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7886
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4476	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Votes:	4039	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	300

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with talentless, envy-filled players? Look no further, because our server is run by the one and only Holos, the ultimate Minecraft master! Join us if you want to be cool, edgy, and avoid all the drama of talent-freedom whores. Plus, we have epic stories of Holos defeating dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a potato. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the true greatness of Minecraft!

Minecraft SMP – /Sonic The Hedgehog/ – General

DC crossover, general, Hedgehog, IDW, Knuckles, Minecraft, pixel world, smp, sonic, sonic anniversary, Sonic booru, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, Sonic Discussion, sonic game, Sonic issue, sonic mod, Sonic OC, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	207
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1587	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Emeralds Found:	8026	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from the latest trailers to crossover miniseries with DC that will continue until 2026.

But that’s not all, we have exclusive announcements like Sonic Rumble – where you can battle it out with your favorite characters in epic showdowns. And don’t forget about the upcoming releases from IDW, including the Knuckles 30th Anniversary Special that will blow your mind!

If you’re looking for a community that’s as fast-paced as Sonic himself, look no further. We have link compilations, milestone pastebins, game recommendations, and even a Perfect System Collection that will make your head spin.

Join us on this wild ride through the Sonic universe, where chaos reigns and adventure awaits. Previous threads may have been crazy, but this one will be even more insane. So grab your rings and hop aboard – it’s gonna be a blast! #GottaGoFast #SonicSMP2026

Busy Blocks Minecraft Server

blocks, busy, Entertainment, Game, Gaming, gaming addiction, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming habits, Gaming Lifestyle, hobbies, leisure activities, Minecraft, no free time, no time, Relaxation, Server, stress relief, Time management, too busy, video games, work, work-life balance

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3470
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8446
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Star Shards Collected:	82

Are you tired of being too busy to game? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, time literally stops when you log on! That’s right, you can play for hours on end without worrying about real life responsibilities. Need to finish that report for work? Just hop on our server and pretend like it doesn’t exist! Your boss will never know.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

And if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Skydiving with Ender Dragons” experience? It’s the thrill of a lifetime as you plummet from the sky with these majestic creatures. Just make sure to pack a parachute (or a stack of hay bales)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave your responsibilities at the door. After all, who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic castles and battling virtual monsters?

Can’t we all just monitor each other’s online activity… Minecraft SMP

Activity, cyber monitoring, data monitoring, Data Protection, data security, digital monitoring, digital privacy, digital surveillance, internet activity, internet privacy, Minecraft, monitor, ONLINE, online behavior, online monitoring, online privacy, online safety, online security, online surveillance, online tracking, personal data, privacy, privacy rights, smp, Surveillance

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1058
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone minds their own business? Well, look no further because on our server, we take monitoring each other’s online activity to a whole new level!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being watched by your fellow players. Who needs privacy when you can have constant surveillance, am I right? Plus, we have a special feature where if you try to sneak off and do something sneaky, a giant eyeball will appear in the sky and shame you for all to see.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense meetings to discuss everyone’s online behavior. Rumor has it that there’s a secret room where all the banned players are forced to mine diamonds for eternity.

So come join us on this wild ride of paranoia and surveillance! Who needs freedom when you can have constant supervision? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or else).

Kamala’s Queendom Minecraft Server

Democracy, double standards, election, empowerment, feminism, gender equality, kamala harris, Kamalas, leadership, Minecraft, Misogyny, Politics, Presidential election, queen Kamala, Queendom, representation, Server, shitty men, Social Issues, Vote, voting behavior, voting rights, women in politics, women in power

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	105
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	412	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Towns Built:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Villages Defended:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Are you tired of dealing with shitty men who won’t vote for Queen Kamala? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where Queen Kamala rules with an iron fist (literally, she has a diamond sword) and all the shitty men are banished to the Nether realm.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures, like rainbow-colored creepers and flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. And rumor has it, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is to join our server).

So why waste your time with shitty men when you can join our epic Minecraft server and bask in the glory of Queen Kamala? Hurry up and join before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!

Boy Praise Minecraft SMP Addict

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6262
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nobody appreciates your mad building skills? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole gang of boys ready to shower you with compliments and praise! That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unappreciated again because these boys are addicted to praising you. Join now and bask in the glory of being the queen of the server!

Zenless Zone Zero – Minecraft Server

Boopons, character demo, Cunning Hares, Doggy Vouchers, Double Drops, En-Nah, Friendship Fair, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Roaming the Ether, Routine Cleanup, Server, Sixth Street market fair, Soul Hounds III, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, vicious dogs within, virtual revenge, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8593
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Enchantments Applied:	235	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz from the “Virtual Revenge” Special Program are playing on it. That’s right, you can team up with these virtual legends and conquer the Minecraft world together.

2. Need some motivation to join? How about the fact that we have roaming minigames where you can recover lost data for the Cunning Hares? It’s like a virtual treasure hunt, but with more explosions and creepers.

3. Double drops for all Routine Cleanup stages? Um, yes please! Who wouldn’t want to rack up those resources like a boss and show off to all their friends?

4. And let’s not forget about the Vicious Dogs Within event, where you can earn Doggy Vouchers for playing Soul Hounds III. Because who doesn’t want to be rewarded for hanging out with virtual dogs all day?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and claim your free Boopons before En-Nah swoops in and steals them all! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And don’t forget to use the redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT to unlock even more epic rewards. See you in the Minecraft world, fellow gamers!

Gacha Slutposting Thread Minecraft SMP

Anime, arknights, azur lane, blue archive, F/GO, gacha, gacha girls, Gaming, genshin impact, Girl’s Frontline, honkai star rail, lewd, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, nikke, NSFW, Pictures, Scenarios, Sexy, Slutposting, smp, Thread, waifus

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7548
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Are you tired of just lurking around waiting for a gacha slut to show up? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! We’ve got all the sexy gacha girls from F/GO, Blue Archive, Genshin Impact, Azur Lane, Nikke, Honkai: Star Rail, Girls’ Frontline, Neural Cloud, Arknights, and more!

Join our server and contribute with your wildest scenarios, lewd pictures, or anything else that will make those gacha sluts blush! Who knows, you might even encounter a rare gacha girl in the wild and tame her to be your loyal companion in the world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the gacha madness begin! Just remember, the crazier the story, the better the loot!

StoryMine Survival without donation Minecraft server

Antispam, BUILD, Cities, classic survival, Comfortable survival, Donation statuses, Game Currency, Huge worlds, in-game currency, Jobs, Minecraft, No Donations, No Lags, No Mini-Games, No OP, Plugins, Russian, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, stores, Survival, translation, Warps, Web map, wipe prevention

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8362
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

4.storymine.ru

No Fap November Minecraft Server

ABSTINENCE, addiction, challenge, Commitment, Count, discipline, Fap, habits, LOSING, mental strength, Minecraft, motivation, No Fap November, November, perseverance, personal growth, self improvement, self-control, self-discipline, Server, success, temptation, Willpower

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8067
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t test your willpower? Look no further, because our server is so addicting, it’ll make you question if you’ve lost No Fap November just by logging on! With epic builds, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with the game as you are, you’ll never want to log off. Join us and see if you have what it takes to resist the temptation of our awesome server – but be warned, once you start, you may never be able to stop!