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AvianFluGoneViral

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	118
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Animals Bred:	149	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9193	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

so, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like nothing u’ve ever seen before. we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and zombies that do the cha cha slide. but wait, there’s more!

did u know that our server is actually run by a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world? yeah, u heard me right. these chickens are no joke. they’ve got plans to infect every player with a virus that turns them into…chickens. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

oh, and did i mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? yep, that’s right. u gotta build bridges and ladders just to get around. it’s like a real-life game of parkour, but with more explosions and lava.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. just be careful of those sneaky chickens…they’re always watching.

Bloom SMP: Where vanilla is semi, English is spoken, and crossplay is encouraged!

active community, Bloom, crossplay, discord server, encouraged, English, Events, friendly administrators, friendly environment, Grief Protection, multiplayer, Semi, Semi Vanilla, smp, spoken, Vanilla, Version 1.21., Website

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5115
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Love Letters Sent:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

IP Address	play.bloomsmp.net
Supported Versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions of Minecraft are supported?	The server supports versions 1.9 – 1.21.
Is griefing allowed?	No, the server has anti-griefing measures in place.

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7448
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like a lonely block in a vast world of pixels? Well, fear not my friend, for our server is here to save you from the depths of boredom! Join us and be part of a community where creepers are actually friendly and pigs can fly (literally, we have a mod for that).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so social that even the Ender Dragon attends our weekly tea parties. Yes, you heard that right, the Ender Dragon loves a good cup of Earl Grey and a chat about the latest gossip in the Nether.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is so popular that even Herobrine himself logs on to play hide and seek with the players. Rumor has it he’s a master at blending in with the environment, so good luck finding him!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be part of the craziest, most social Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

Minecraft SMP: AEWcameraSux

aew, AEWcameraSux, broadcast quality, camera work, cinematic wrestling, cinematography, film major, media production, Minecraft, production value, professional wrestling, smp, Sports Entertainment, television production, tv show, Visual Storytelling, wrestling, wrestling community, wrestling fans, wrestling industry, wrestling promotion, wwe, youtube show

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8848
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9183	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Are you tired of watching Minecraft SMPs that have the production value of a potato? Well, look no further because our server is like the Avengers of Minecraft SMPs – epic, action-packed, and full of plot twists that will leave you screaming “OMG” in the chat.

Join us and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block. We have more drama than a soap opera, more plot twists than a Christopher Nolan film, and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show. Trust me, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else.

So why wait? Join now and be a part of something truly legendary. Who knows, you might even become the next big Minecraft superstar. Just remember, on our server, anything can happen – from building a giant chicken statue to accidentally unleashing a horde of creepers on your friends. It’s all in a day’s work for us.

BlockBusterPrison

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2234
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only illegal thing you can do is steal someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our server and engage in all sorts of illegal activities, like mining diamonds without a permit or building a house without a zoning license.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Sheep Liberation Front,” a group of rebellious players who have declared war on all sheep in the game. Join their ranks and help free the sheep from their woolly oppressors!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who never learned how to explode properly? Join us if you dare, and see if you can survive the night without getting blown up by a ghostly green monstrosity.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional ban for breaking the rules). Join today and start breaking the law in style!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4829
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up trash balloons like north korea and cause rooftop fires in seoul for funsies! who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can have chaos and destruction all day every day? join now for a wild ride you won’t forget (unless you have amnesia, then you might forget but that’s not our fault)! let’s make minecraft great again, one trash balloon at a time!

DroneCraft: Korean Accusations

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4402
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we do not accuse anyone of illegal drone videos, we just build epic structures and have a blast! plus, our chinese students are top-notch builders who will blow your mind with their skills. who needs drones when you can fly in creative mode? join us now for a wild ride filled with laughter and blocky adventures!

AsthmaCraft: Where Pollutants are the Only Diamonds

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4006
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Players Killed by Monsters:	6264	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Yo, you gotta join this server cuz we got the dankest air quality around! Forget about those other servers with their clean air and fresh oxygen, we got that sweet, sweet traffic-related air pollutant that will give you the ultimate Minecraft high!

Our community is located right next to some massive warehouses, so you know the air is gonna be lit AF. Plus, breathing in all that pollution will give you a sick asthma skin that will make all the other players jealous.

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of slowly suffocating while building your dream house. It’s a breath of fresh air…literally!

RodentNetwork

Belgian, Community, Cross-Play, Discord, Dutch, Economy, Events, Friendly, Fun, Ip:, Minecraft, Mini Games, Network, OneBlock, Players, Prison, PvP, RodentNetwork, Server, Staff, Survival, Updates, Webstore

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	844
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1253	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Animals Bred:	191	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Rodent Network is a Dutch/Belgian community server!

Our network is open to everyone, no matter how old or young you are as long as you have fun with others and especially in our Network! We are a close community with reliable players. Our Staff team is always ready to help you when needed. Our staff team also listens to your ideas to make the servers to your liking, what you want and where you can have fun because that is our number 1 priority. We do not only have Survival, no, we also have Oneblock and Prison where you and all your friends, family and acquaintances can play. Our game modes are unique and very cool to play. We die every week to improve your playing experience and also with updates and/or events.

Come join our friendly community! Hopefully we see you soon on our Minecraft Network and in our discord server.

Discord: https://discord.knaagdiernetwork.nl/ Webstore: store.knaagdiernetwork.nl IP: play.knaagdiernetwork.nl Version: 1.20+

play.knaagdiernetwork.nl

Lone Survivor – SMP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2260
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Lone Survivor is an SMP server that provides a welcoming environment for all players. Our server’s main emphasis lies in survival and PVE gameplay, but for those who enjoy PVP, we offer the option to toggle it on and off. This feature enables players to tailor their experience based on their preferences at any given time. We take pride in ensuring that our server remains free from any pay-to-win content, fostering a fair and balanced playing field for everyone.

Quality of Life Features:– TPA– Homes– Random teleportation– GriefDefender– ChestShop

Rules:Treat everyone with respect. Absolutely no harassment, witch-hunting, sexism, racism, or hate speech will be tolerated.No spam or self-promotion (server invites, advertisements, etc) without permission from a staff member. Griefing in any form is strictly prohibited. The use or abuse of cheats, glitches, exploits, or bugs is strictly prohibited. No PVP or player-killing with non-consenting players.No stealing or scamming other players.Refrain from bringing up or talking about politics.Attempting to evade a ban is strictly prohibited.English only in global chat.

More Info:Website: lsgservers.com/Discord: discord.gg/GtxKdPG

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