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SMP_Minecrafter_Extraordinaire >is_a_defacto_face_purely_because_his_Minecraft SMPantics

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1455
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	3003	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us and become a part of our crazy community where anything goes.

Our server is run by a defacto face who rules with an iron fist… mainly because his replacement is a lame ass nigga who couldn’t handle the insanity of our server. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the drama and shenanigans that go down on a daily basis.

We have epic build battles, ridiculous pranks, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure (or so the legends say). So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then look no further. Join us now and become a part of our outrageous adventure!

BlockyPeepingToms

apartment living, awkward encounters, BlockyPeepingToms, City Living, close quarters, common occurrences, community living, high rise apartments, living arrangements, naked sightings, neighbors, nosy neighbors, nudity, personal boundaries, privacy, residential buildings, shared walls, social norms, urban living, voyeurism, window views

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8723
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of living in a high rise apartment and not getting any juicy gossip about your neighbors? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll have a front row seat to all the naked shenanigans happening in the virtual world! Join us for a chance to spy on your blocky neighbors as they prance around in their pixelated birthday suits. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained with all the scandalous sights and sounds of a virtual high rise community? Join now for a peek into the wild world of Minecraft voyeurism!

BarnierCraft: Prime Minister Edition

administration, appoints, BarnierCraft, Brexit negotiations, cabinet, current events, Decision making, Diplomacy, Edition, european union, France, French politics, Government, government officials, international relations, leadership, Macron, Michel Barnier, Minister, News, policy, political appointment, Prime, prime minister

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	883
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88

so, like, u kno this server is like totally lit cuz we got Macron appointing Michel Barnier as prime minister, like what even is that? it’s like a total wacky adventure up in here. u gotta join this server if u wanna see some crazy stuff go down. Michel Barnier be building houses and slaying dragons like it’s nobody’s business. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about. trust me, u won’t regret it.

What is the IP for FuriousFade Minecraft Server?

furiousfade, gd, glock, gta 5 rp, HHP, Minecraft, newleaf, Newleaf city, serious rp, Server, server furiousfade, Switch

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7842
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Dragons Tamed:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Crops Grown:	5187

FuriousFade is a talented artist known for creating dynamic and vibrant works of art in a variety of mediums. Their unique style incorporates bold colors, abstract shapes, and fluid lines to capture the energy and emotion of the world around them. With a growing following on social media, FuriousFade continues to push the boundaries of their creativity and inspire others with their innovative approach to art.

Coffee Makes Me Shit Minecraft Server

bathroom break, Bowel Movements, Caffeine, Cappuccino, coffee, coffee addiction, coffee benefits, coffee buzz, coffee drinker, coffee lover, coffee time, Digestive health, Espresso, gastrointestinal, java, latte, Minecraft, morning ritual, morning routine, Poop, regularity, Server, Shit

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3369
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Enchantments Applied:	60
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Runes Activated:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the coffee flows like water and the poop jokes never end! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive mining adventures and hilarious bathroom breaks. Our server is perfect for all you caffeine addicts out there who love to build, mine, and poop in peace. So come on, join us and let’s see who can build the biggest toilet in all of Minecraft!

It’s Russia, OK? Minecraft SMP

cyber warfare, digital propaganda, Disinformation, election interference, fake narratives, fake news, foreign influence, HACKING, information warfare, international relations, Kremlin, Minecraft, Misinformation, online influence, political manipulation, Propaganda, putin, russia, Russian government, russian trolls, smp, social media manipulation

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8856
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Emeralds Found:	5114
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and of course, Russia misinformation!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story! Where else can you experience that kind of craziness?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of giant chickens, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. And did I mention the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly creepers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a wild adventure filled with Russia misinformation and endless laughter! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

GiftsGoneWild Minecraft Server

advice, appreciation, biological father, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, DNA kit, family, Father, Frustration, Gifts, GiftsGoneWild, Honesty, in-laws, Minecraft, Mother, relationships, Resentment, Secrets, Server, Understanding

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4318
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Crops Grown:	2551	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we solve family mysteries in the most bizarre way possible! Join us and receive a free DNA kit every year for your birthday and Christmas, just like one of our players who has been trying to figure out who their real dad is for the past 5 years!

But wait, there’s a twist – this player has not one, not two, but THREE potential fathers, including a guy their mom dated, his engaged brother, and his married father! It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Join us as we navigate through family drama, awkward conversations, and the ultimate quest to uncover the truth. Who needs treasure hunts when you have paternity tests to take? So come on, join our server and let’s uncover some family secrets together! Remember, it’s not about the diamonds, it’s about the DNA kits!

BabyNameDramaCraft

advice, Argument, Baby name, BabyNameDramaCraft, Boundaries, Communication, comparison, Conflict, DAUGHTER, daughter’s name, dead girl, Decision making, emotions, family dynamics, Fatherhood, Grief, mother-in-law, overreaction, relationships, sensitivity, Son

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2047
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Divine Spears Created:	23	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and family feuds are left at the door! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the complicated history of a 25F and her 27M husband.

On this server, you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where you can name your baby girl whatever you want without any interference from mother-in-laws who have a strange obsession with a friend who passed away.

Build your own virtual family and choose names for your children without the fear of being compared to someone who isn’t even alive. And if things get too heated, just take a break at your friend’s virtual house until you’re ready to confront the situation.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real-life drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual friend named Annie who won’t cause any family feuds!

Hate2LoveMinecraftSMP

acquired taste, changed mind, changed opinions, converted dislikes, couldn’t live without, Hate2LoveMinecraftSMP, HATED, must haves, new experiences, newfound obsessions, now essential, now love, once detested, previously disliked, surprising delights, surprising favorites, surprising treasures, tried, unexpected joys, unexpected love, unexpected pleasures

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4803
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Enchantments Applied:	192
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle zombie chickens, and build a house out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might just find yourself addicted to our server like a creeper to TNT.

CelebMysteryCraft

CelebMysteryCraft, celebrity death, celebrity mysteries, Conspiracy, Enigma, enigmatic celebrities, Intrigue, investigation, Mysterious, mysterious circumstances, mysterious deaths, perplexing, puzzling, puzzling deaths, speculation, theories, unexplained, unresolved, unsolved

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3579
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	2551
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Farms Harvested:	631
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of pondering over mysterious celebrity deaths? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can finally put those thoughts to rest and focus on building epic structures instead! Join us and let your creativity run wild as you escape the conspiracy theories and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind those puzzling celebrity passings while mining for diamonds! So come on, join us and say goodbye to the mysteries – unless you want to build a shrine for your favorite fallen star, that’s cool too.

PutinJrCraft Minecraft Server

birth certificate, birthplace, citizenship, Confirmed, controversy, Government, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, Minecraft, News, Politics, putin, Putin’s family, PutinJrCraft, Russian investigation, scandal, Server, Son, Swiss citizenship, Swiss hospital, switzerland, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3398
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7288	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Divine Spears Created:	11

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A RUSSIAN INVESTIGATION BUT WITH MORE BLOCKS AND LESS POLITICS. JOIN US AND YOU’LL DISCOVER THAT PUTIN’S SON WAS ACTUALLY BORN IN SWITZERLAND… IN MINECRAFT! WE HAVE SECRET UNDERGROUND BASES FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, JUST LIKE PUTIN’S SON’S SECRET SWISS BANK ACCOUNTS. COME BUILD WITH US AND UNRAVEL THE MYSTERIES OF THE BLOCKY WORLD. PUTIN WOULD BE PROUD… MAYBE.