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Minecraft SMP: My Hero Academia Storytime (Final Volume)

#my hero academia, Academia, action, Adventure, Anime, battle, Climax, Conclusion, emotional, Epilogue, FINAL, Final Volume, friendship, Hero, Heroes, Last Stretch, Manga, Minecraft, pastebin, Redemption, Shiggy vs Deku, smp, storytime, Superpowers, thread theme, Villains, Volume

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1233
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Votes:	4650

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us for epic battles between shiggy and deku, where the fate of the server hangs in the balance. Will shiggy finally defeat deku and claim victory? Or will deku come out on top and reign supreme? The only way to find out is to join the madness!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has an epilogue that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Pastebin links, YouTube themes, we’ve got it all!

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next legend of the server.

HammockHogger420

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consideration, cruise, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, hammock, HammockHogger420, leisure, misunderstanding, passive aggressive, Relaxation, resort, sharing, social norms, vacation, vacation behavior, vacation etiquette

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	386
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Alien Abductions:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take hammock hogging to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of claiming your spot in the virtual hammock world.

Just like on a cruise ship, you can lounge in our virtual hammocks all day long without anyone telling you to move. We encourage hammock hogging and even have a special command to reserve your hammock for the entire day.

But beware, there may be some virtual Karen’s who will try to steal your hammock spot. Don’t let them ruin your relaxation time! Stand your ground and assert your hammock dominance.

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server where hammock hogging is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Who knew virtual hammock drama could be so entertaining?

CreepyCraft: Spooky Jams

bizarre melodies, bizarre tunes, creepy music, creepy tracks, creepycraft, disturbing songs, eerie songs, eerie tracks, Haunting Melodies, haunting music, Jams, odd music, off-putting music, spooky, spooky tracks, strange songs, uncanny melodies, unintentionally creepy songs, unsettling music, unsettling songs, Unsettling tunes, weird music, weird tunes

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8685
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Buildings Constructed:	29	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Are you tired of listening to unintentionally creepy songs alone? Come join our Minecraft server and jam out to all the spookiest tunes with your fellow players! We’ve got a playlist that will make your hair stand on end and your creepometer go off the charts. Plus, rumor has it that if you listen to these songs while playing on our server, you’ll unlock secret powers like the ability to summon ghostly mobs or turn into a zombie pigman. Don’t miss out on the musical madness, join us now!

SaharaCraft: Green Oasis 🌿🌵

adaptation, arid regions, Biodiversity, climate change, conservation, desert landscape, desertification, ecosystem, environmental impact, global warming, Green.., greenery, heavy rainfall, natural phenomenon, Oasis, precipitation, sahara desert, SaharaCraft, Sustainable development, transformation, Vegetation, weather patterns

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8600
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29

This server is like the Sahara desert turning green, but instead of plants, we have diamonds growing out of the sand! Join us for a chance to witness this miraculous phenomenon and mine your way to riches beyond your wildest dreams. Who needs water when you have diamonds, am I right? Come join the fun and experience the magic of our Minecraft server!

Shorty City Craft

2050, 5 million, 50 countries, children, city, Craft, east asia, EyeSight, Factors, Female Gender, gender differences, global health, INCREASE, myopia, prevalence, research, shortsighted, shorty, study, teens, urban living, vision

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4481
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being shortsighted in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to your shortsightedness forever!

Our server is so lit that it can actually improve your eyesight while you play. We have magical potions that will make you see in 20/20 vision, no joke! Plus, our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll forget all about your real-life vision problems.

And get this, living in a city or East Asia actually makes you more likely to become a Minecraft pro on our server. It’s like the universe is telling you to join us! And if you’re a female, well, you’re basically destined to dominate on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make your shortsightedness a thing of the past. See you in the game, future Minecraft champ!

Streamer’s Block Party Minecraft Server

#youtube, Am I doing this right, BLOCK, commentary, Community, Content Creator, creepy, cute, discuss, Entertainment, Gaming, general, influencer, internet culture, Live streaming, Minecraft, online personality, online presence, Party, Server, social media, Streamer, Streamers, twitch, weird

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1317
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Animals Bred:	72
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	292	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is filled with cute streamers that will make you question reality itself! Join us as we discuss these streamers in the weirdest and creepiest ways possible – you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will turn you into a Minecraft master in no time. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Nostalgic Mayan Cycle Minecraft SMP

ancient artifacts, ancient beliefs, ancient civilizations, Ancient Culture, ancient history, Ancient rituals, ancient traditions, ancient wisdom, Archaeological Sites, cultural heritage, cultural nostalgia, Cycle, historical nostalgia, historical reminiscence, lost civilizations, Mayan, Mayan Calendar, Mayan civilization, Minecraft, Nostalgia, nostalgic, past civilizations, smp, time cycles, time periods

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9423
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	245	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us on a journey back in time to the last Mayan cycle where we will build pyramids, sacrifice villagers (just kidding…maybe), and summon ancient spirits to help us mine diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a majestic ruler who controls all the chickens in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, he will grant you unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the Mayan cycle and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

NoDrunkTurkeyDay

aita, alcoholism, berating, Cancer, coping with loss, Drunk, family dynamics, Family Events, Fighting, holidays, inebriated, nagging, NoDrunkTurkeyDay, overconsumption, pot smoking, Retirement, shots fired, Thanksgiving, Train wreck, Unbearable, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4111
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further! Join our server and leave behind the drunken Thanksgiving disasters and passive-aggressive texts from your mom.

On our server, you can build a virtual world free from nagging and berating, where the only shots fired are from your bow and arrow. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to mining, crafting, and exploring with fellow players who won’t judge you for wanting a sober Thanksgiving.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Build your own paradise and let your creativity run wild, without any unwanted drunken BBQ invites. Trust us, this server is a lot more fun than dealing with your mom’s alcohol-fueled antics. Let’s craft away the drama together!

HackMyBodyMC SMP

Alternative Medicine, biohacking, body hacks, body optimization, body transformation tips, DIY health remedies, fitness secrets, HackMyBodyMC, health tips, healthy living hacks, holistic remedies, life hacks, longevity secrets, mind-body connection, natural remedies, self care tips, self-healing techniques, self-improvement hacks, smp, unconventional health tips, wellness hacks, wellness tricks

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	732
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Potions Brewed:	63
Void Armor Forged:	25	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Falling into the Void:	1	Emeralds Found:	1337
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where we have secret body life hacks that will make you the ultimate pro player in no time!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a creeper sneaks up on you. But with our special body life hack, you can do a backflip and dodge the explosion like a ninja!

And that’s not all – our SMP is filled with wacky adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Just last week, our admin accidentally turned into a chicken and started laying eggs everywhere. It was clucking hilarious!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become the most epic player in the most outrageous way possible!

BlockParty: NoGriefingFam

Assertiveness, blockparty, boundaries with family, boundary setting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional boundaries, establishing boundaries, family boundaries, family conflicts, family dynamics, Family issues, family relationships, handling difficult family members, healthy relationships, NoGriefingFam, personal space, Respect, self-care, setting boundaries, toxic family members

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8188
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Villages Defended:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27

Are your family members constantly invading your Minecraft territory like a bunch of creepers? Do they keep stealing your diamonds and building ugly structures in your world without asking for permission? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect solution for you!

Join our server and say goodbye to pesky family members encroaching on your personal space. We have a special plugin that creates an impenetrable force field around your base, keeping out unwanted visitors and ensuring your privacy. Plus, our admin team is like a squad of overprotective parents, ready to ban anyone who dares to mess with your stuff.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of Steve, the player who single-handedly defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Rumor has it he did it blindfolded while juggling chickens. Join our server and maybe you’ll be the next Minecraft hero to go down in history!

So if you’re tired of your family members trampling all over your virtual turf, come join us on our epic Minecraft server. It’s time to show them who’s the real boss of this blocky world!