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I Got Employed Bros Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7486
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Void Gems Collected:	37	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	106
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the woes of real life and join a community of fellow gamers who understand the struggle of adulting.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and virtual escapism from the harsh realities of work and responsibilities. Build your dream world, ride virtual motorcycles without the fear of running out of money, and indulge in all the virtual drugs you desire without any consequences.

Forget about frozen chicken and canned food, here you can feast on virtual lamb chops and live your best life. And who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole server of friends to play with?

So come join us, because in our Minecraft SMP, the only work you’ll be doing is mining for diamonds and building your dream motorbike. Let’s escape reality together and have a blast in our virtual world. See you there!

DisneyWorldFamMCServer

blended family, childhood memories, civil co-parenting, co parenting, disney world, DisneyWorldFamMCServer, divorced parents, divorced parents vacation, fair invitation, family conflict, family dynamics, family trips, family vacation, holiday dinners, Memories, only child, parental involvement, parental relationships, passive aggressive behavior, sibling opinions, vacation planning

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6307
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2310	Astral Projections Made:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive behavior, awkward meals, and divorced parents trying to coexist in a pixelated world.

Experience the thrill of navigating through virtual landscapes while dodging emotional landmines. Will your dad be too busy speedrunning through dungeons to notice your mom lurking in the shadows? Will your mom take breaks from building her dream castle to reminisce about the good ol’ days with your dad?

But wait, there’s more! Witness epic battles between siblings-in-law who think inviting divorced parents on vacation is a recipe for disaster. Will they sabotage your virtual vacation or join in on the chaos?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community that thrives on family drama and virtual escapades? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure filled with outrageous stories and unexpected twists. Join now and let the drama unfold!

WifeStealerCraft

Apology, childcare, Communication, compromise, flexible job, Frustration, gym, heat wave, migraines, morning routine, parenting, reaction, Running, sacrifice, Schedule, self-care, STAHM, Understanding, WifeStealerCraft, workout time, yoga studio

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2085
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	70	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	263
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where running away from your problems is not only encouraged, but necessary for survival!

Join us for a morning jog through our virtual world, where you can escape the heat waves and migraines of real life. Don’t worry about sacrificing gym time for your significant other, because here, you can prioritize your own well-being without any guilt trips.

Experience the thrill of dodging virtual obstacles while avoiding the wrath of a 4-year-old who didn’t get her snack. And remember, on our server, intent doesn’t matter – only your ability to outrun your problems.

So come join us and start your day off right with a dose of virtual cardio and drama-free workouts. Who needs a gym when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

BlocktopiaQuests

AMBITION, BlocktopiaQuests, determination, DRIVE, Forward Momentum, goals, growth mindset., inner strength, inspiration, motivation, never give up, overcoming challenges, Passion, perseverance, personal development, positivity, progress, resilience, self improvement, staying focused, success

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2489
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Villages Defended:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old grind? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you want to be inspired by the majestic sight of flying pigs soaring through the sky, shooting rainbows out of their butts. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is home to the rare and magical Rainbow Bacon Pigs that will fill your heart with wonder and laughter.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Ninja Warriors who will challenge you to epic battles of clucking chaos. Can you defeat them and earn their trust? Only the bravest and most skilled players can!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the insanity begin! Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

K9Craft Minecraft Server

arms deal, artillery, Asia-Pacific, defense budget, defense contract, defense industry, defense procurement, defense spending, defense technology, eastern europe, international relations, K-9 howitzers, K9Craft, military alliance, military capabilities, military equipment, military modernization, Minecraft, Romania, security cooperation, Server, south korea, weapons acquisition

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5261
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
New Chunks Explored:	39099	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

so, liek, u kno how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that has romanian howitzers? well, u r in luck cuz dis server has got u covered! imagine blowin up creepers with a freakin howitzer, bro! it’s gonna be lit!

u think that’s all? oh no, my friend. dis server also has a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds. but watch out for the zombie pigmen guards, they don’t take kindly to intruders.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yea, u heard me right. flying. pigs. they drop bacon that gives u super speed and strength. it’s like a bacon-fueled rampage through the minecraft world.

so, what are u waiting for? come join dis insane server and let the chaos begin!

K-PopCraft: Demographic Emergency

Aging population, birth control, cultural norms, Demographic, demographic crisis, demographic policies, economic impact, emergency, Family Planning, fertility rate, gender equality, government intervention., healthcare system, immigration, KpopCraft, low birth rate, national emergency, pension system, population decline, social security, social welfare, south korea, workforce shortage

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3045
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Love Letters Sent:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

so, like, south korea is all like “omg we got too many people” and they’re calling it a “demographic national emergency” like what even is that? anyway, join our minecraft server cuz we got so many people it’s practically a national emergency too! we got so many players that the server is about to explode, literally! join now before it’s too late and you miss out on all the chaos and mayhem. plus, our server is so lit that even the south korean government wants in on the action. come join the fun before we all get deported to south korea or something crazy like that. #nationalminecraftemergency #southkoreawantsin #joinusnow

RageCraft: Rats and Rallies

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4364
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

u ever seen a rat play minecraft? well now u can on this server! we got rats everywhere, building houses and mining for cheese. join us and be a part of the rat revolution. our server is so good, even the people they are raging against use it at their rallies. come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about. plus, we have a secret underground cheese dungeon that only the bravest rats can explore. so what are u waiting for? join RATM today and start your epic rat adventure!

DinoDigCraft: Diuqin’s Delight

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7847
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Buildings Constructed:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have DINOSAURS running wild and free! yea u heard that right, DINOSAURS! we got a whole new genus and species called Diuqin lechiguanae, straight outta the Upper Cretaceous Bajo de la Carpa Formation in Argentina. these bad boys will blow your mind and make u question everything u thought u knew about minecraft!

imagine riding a T-REX into battle or taming a pack of raptors to do your bidding. the possibilities are endless on our server. not to mention, these dinos help us understand the origin of birds, like what even is that? who cares when u got DINOSAURS to play with!

so what are u waiting for? come on down and join the most epic minecraft server in the history of ever. trust us, u won’t regret it. DINOSAURS, BABY!

MinePhase – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Amanogawa Shiina, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Dizzy Dokuro, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi, Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, LIA, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Minecraft, MinePhase, Muu Muyu, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Server, Shisui Michiru, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Ultimate, Utatane Nasa, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7606
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	386	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Love Letters Sent:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where the players are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night! Join now for a chance to mine with Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who can dig up diamonds faster than you can say “Redstone!”

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to battle zombies with Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ? She can slay mobs like it’s nobody’s business! And don’t even get us started on Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり – she can build a castle faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man!”

Join now for a chance to team up with Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, who can craft armor so strong, even the Ender Dragon would think twice before messing with you! And let’s not forget about Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる – she can tame wolves like they’re her own personal army!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life with these insane players! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you get blown up by a creeper, that is. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

CraftyStableMC Server – Stable Diffusion General

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9377
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	187
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

“Join our Minecraft server for the ‘Hudda hudda huh!’ Edition, where the only limit is your imagination! Build a castle made entirely of cheese, ride a llama into battle, or create a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether!

Our server is filled with crazy mods and plugins that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Want to turn all the creepers into friendly kittens? Done. How about a mini-game where you have to juggle TNT while riding a pig? We’ve got it!

Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who are always up for a good laugh. Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous builds, and the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Hudda hudda huh!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!”

PreggoRage Minecraft Server

acceptance, anger, Boundaries, Communication, Emotional healing, emotional trauma, family drama, family dynamics, forgiveness, Gaslighting, mental health, Minecraft, parenting, personal boundaries, PreggoRage, Pregnancy, Resentment, self worth, self-care, Server, sibling rivalry, sister issues, toxic relationships

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8382
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Votes:	6001
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magic Items Found:	2349
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level of blocky chaos! Join us and escape the real world where your sister’s best friend’s mother’s Facebook interactions can’t ruin your day. Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world without any gaslighting or dramatic comments from toxic family members.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that understands the struggle of dealing with family drama while trying to enjoy your pregnancy announcement? Build your own castle, create your own rules, and leave the real world drama behind.

So come on over and let go of that mountain of anger, because on our server, the only molehills you’ll find are the ones you create yourself. Join us for a wild ride of virtual escapism and ridiculousness – you won’t regret it!