lagomorpha – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

DisarrayCraft: US Priorities

#announcement, Allies, Defense, diplomatic fallout, Disarray, DisarrayCraft, Europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, instability, international relations, military alliance, military strategy, nato, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, Priorities, security priorities, strategic shift, united states, US, world affairs

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than NATO!!! the US is like “lol bye NATO, i got better things to do” and now everyone is shooketh!!! but don’t worry, our server is the place to be for all the juicy gossip and crazy shenanigans!!!

we have epic battles, insane builds, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination!!! join now before the llamas take over and we all become their llama minions!!!

plus, we have the best snacks in town – virtual pizza and diamond-encrusted cookies for all our players!!! so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos and let’s have a llama-tastic time together!!!

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Milk & Drugs: The Ultimate Combo

Absorption, Body, combination, Combo, dairy, drug delivery, Drugs, Effectiveness, findings, health, innovation, medication, milk, Nutrients, oral drugs, pharmaceuticals, research, Science, study, study results, Technology, Ultimate, Vehicle

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server??? it’s like, the ultimate place to be, yo. like, did you know that on this server, if you drink milk while taking oral drugs, it, like, makes them work better?? it’s, like, some next level shiz, man.

like, scientists have done studies and stuff, and they found out that milk is, like, the best way to get drugs into your system. so, like, if you wanna be the healthiest, most drugged up player on the server, you gotta join this place, man.

plus, like, there’s this legend that if you find the secret cow level on the server, you’ll be granted, like, unlimited milk and drugs for life. it’s, like, the ultimate reward for the most hardcore players.

so, like, come join us on this epic minecraft server and get ready to have the time of your life. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride, dude.

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What is the IP for Makeshift Hoops Minecraft Server?

hoops, Makeshift, Minecraft, Server

Makeshift Hoops is a DIY basketball project founded by a group of basketball enthusiasts who wanted to bring the game to underserved communities. They create and install makeshift basketball hoops using recycled materials in public spaces to provide opportunities for people to play and enjoy the sport. Their mission is to promote physical activity, team building, and community engagement through basketball.

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Tall Discord Love 1.20

cute, DESPERATE, Discord, discord boyfriend, foid, hoping for a boyfriend, in need of companionship, lonely, long-distance relationship, longing for connection, looking for love, love, online dating, relationship, romantic partner, seeking love, single, Tall, tall boyfriend, tall men, Valentine’s Day, virtual boyfriend, white guy

Bruh, forget about tall Discord boyfriends, join our Minecraft server and find yourself a blocky tall boyfriend instead! Who needs real life when you can have a pixelated Valentine’s date, am I right? Plus, you can build cute little houses together and go on virtual adventures. Trust me, it’s way better than swiping left or right on dating apps. So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and start crafting your love story today!

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SIL’s Bridal Bash: Overcharged & Over It

Bash, Bridal, bridal party, Bridesmaid, BYO boat ride, emma, EXCLUDED, flip flops, Groomsman, group photos, hens night disaster, high school mean girl drama, maid of honor, Main-Character Syndrome, MIL, overcharged, pizza lunch, sarah, scam, silent disco, sils, trainwreck, treated like garbage

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than Sarah’s bridal party? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from maid of honor mayhem and high school mean girl drama.

Join us for the Hen’s Night Disaster event, where we promise: – No surprise bills for the bride – Plenty of transport options – Complimentary flip-flops for all attendees (even the bride!) – And best of all, no silent discos that require a 6km walk in heels

But wait, there’s more! Our $200 Scam package includes: – A luxury boat ride with an open bar – A gourmet dinner fit for a queen (or bride) – And endless drinks to keep the party going all night long

Don’t miss out on our Main Character Syndrome challenge, where you can hog the camera all you want without any judgment. And if you’re feeling extra bold, try our Final Straw challenge and see if you can remove yourself from the group chat drama without any repercussions.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the high school mean girls behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Guardian Molecule Liver Cancer Server

Cancer, cancer formation, Cancer prevention, cancer progression, cancer research, cell differentiation, cell identity, cell transformation, guardian, Guardian molecule, identity maintenance, liver, Liver Cancer, liver cells, liver health, liver tumours, Molecule, mouse models, preclinical models, PROX1, Server, tumour cells, tumour growth, tumour prevention

join dis cray cray minecraft server where guardian molecules help liver cells stay in line and not turn into tumour cells like rebellious teenagers. in dis server, PROX1 is like the superhero that stops cancer from forming and slows it down like a sloth on a lazy sunday. if you wanna be a liver cell superhero, dis is the place to be. come join us and save the liver cells from turning into troublemakers. it’s a wild ride, but someone’s gotta do it!

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Feminize Free Rent 1.20.1

1.20.1, advice, Commitment, control, Domination, Feminization, feminize, fetish, free, free rent, Friend, fuck doll, Gay, girl, good-hearted, long term, loyalty, Manipulation, obedience, passable, relationship, Rent, Submission, transformation

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, trust me! It’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled wonderland of blocky goodness.

We got so much epic stuff going on, like building giant penis statues and having dance parties with creepers.

And get this, we even have a secret underground club where we turn players into their dream gender! It’s like a virtual transformation paradise, bro.

So come join us and let’s create some wild and wacky adventures together. Plus, we got the phattest asses in all of Minecraft, just sayin’. 🍑🌈🕺

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RentRouletteCraft

apartment, Budget, Decision making, Ethics, Fairness, Friend, housemate, housing market, INCREASE, interest rate, looking for a place, Messaging, moving out, partner, Pricing, Rent, renting, RentRouletteCraft, suburb, unexpected

Are you tired of boring old apartments with no drama? Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of renting out your virtual two bedroom apartment! Watch as interest rates skyrocket and unexpected housemates move in.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the chaos as rent prices fluctuate and new tenants come and go. Will you be the one to charge outrageous prices to unsuspecting players? Only time will tell on our server!

Join now for a chance to live out your wildest landlord fantasies and see if you have what it takes to make it in the cutthroat world of virtual real estate. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

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ConstitutionCraft2021

activism, civic engagement, civil liberties, Community action, constitutional republic, constitutional rights, ConstitutionCraft2021, Curious, current events, Democracy, DISMANTLING, exhausted, Government, keeping up, occurring, political discourse, Politics, protest, resistance, social change, what can we do

Tired of the real world going to shambles? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos and build your own utopian society! Our server is filled with secret underground bunkers, where you can hide from the impending doom of society collapsing. Join us and together we can overthrow the corrupt government… in Minecraft at least!

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ChernobylDroneMayhem

Chernobyl, ChernobylDroneMayhem, damages, Disaster, drone strikes, emergency response, environmental damage, geopolitical tensions, historical site, international conflict, Nuclear Accident, nuclear energy, Nuclear Power Plant, radiation, radiation exposure, Russian, Safety concerns, sarcophagus, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. We got Russian drones flying around, causing chaos and stuff. One time, this drone straight up went and hit the sarcophagus at the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant. Like, what even, right?

But wait, there’s more! Zelensky, the president dude, he’s all like, “Oh no, my precious sarcophagus!” And we’re just here like, “Join our server and you can witness all the craziness firsthand!”

So, if you wanna be part of the action, come join our server. Who knows what other wacky shenanigans will happen next? It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun, all in one Minecraft server. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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