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| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
so like, u know how apples are like, “yo we gotta be diverse and stuff”? well some investors are like, “nah we don’t need that diversity crap” and apple is like, “bro, we need all the colors of the rainbow in our company!” so they’re asking investors to like, block this proposal to get rid of diversity programs. like, come on, who doesn’t want a fruity mix of people in their company? join our minecraft server and be part of our diverse community! we have red apples, green apples, even golden delicious apples! come build with us and let’s make the world a juicier place!
