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So, it Happened Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4477
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and outrageous shenanigans that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

We may not have the best tactics or determination, but we make up for it with our insane stories and ridiculous antics. Need reinforcements? We’ve got you covered with our army of deranged chickens and explosive sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even witness a creeper doing the floss dance or a pig riding a minecart. Anything is possible in our wacky world of Minecraft! #AMR #IN or #OUT? It’s up to you to decide your fate in this wild and unpredictable server.

Oi Lads! Minecraft SMP Wanka Fockin’ Outfit

British, CAMON, controversy, cultural sensitivity, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., Fockin, GIVE IM SAM, Lads, Minecraft, Oi, Outfit, Outrage, poppy, protest, Remembrance, Slang, smp, social media, tradition, viral, WANKA

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9997
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Magic Items Found:	7265
Endless Night Skies:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Animals Bred:	106	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Alright you cheeky blokes, listen up! This server is the absolute bollocks, mate. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention.

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle of Steve vs. Herobrine, where they settle their differences with a dance-off. Or maybe you’re just here for the legendary treasure hunt that leads to a secret disco party in the Nether.

But be warned, if you don’t wear your poppy, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in front of the Ender Dragon. So grab your sword, put on your best armor, and come join the madness. It’s gonna be a right laugh, innit?

Back Lads SMP Minecraft

#youtube, 2025, 2d animation, animated movies, big, CGI, CGI slop, charming, clip, February 28, Lads, Minecraft, Movie, RETURN, smp, Theatres, Theatrical, theatrical zeitgeist, traditional animation

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9043
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Farms Harvested:	823	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Get ready to dive into a Minecraft SMP like no other! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that our server is home to the rarest and most majestic pixelated creatures you’ll ever lay your eyes on. From rainbow-colored sheep to flying pigs, you never know what kind of wacky wildlife you’ll encounter on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Don’t worry, though, he’s harmless… most of the time.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that on our server, diamonds rain from the sky every Tuesday. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. Rain. From. The. Sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest pixelated adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to the Nether filled with dancing zombies and singing skeletons. The possibilities are endless!

Minecraft SMP: AEW All In 2024CraftyCreeper

2024.., 2024CraftyCreeper, aew, All In, Beverages, Drinking, drinks, Entertainment, Event, Food, Friends, Fun, Gathering, Hangout, Lads, Minecraft, Party, smp, Snacking, SNACKS, socializing, sports, wrestling

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9584
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the snacks are as plentiful as the diamonds! Join us for a server full of epic builds, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive potato war that lasted for days. Potatoes flying everywhere, players running for cover, it was chaos in the best way possible.

And don’t even get me started on our legendary llama races. Picture this: llamas decked out in diamond armor, zooming around a racetrack while players place bets and cheer them on. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP? The snacks, of course! We’ve got a never-ending supply of virtual pizza, tacos, and even the occasional cake party. So grab your pickaxe and your favorite snack, because things are about to get crazy on our server.

Minecraft SMP: AFL – The Final (H&A) Showdown

AFL, AFL game, assault, Carlton, Carlton’s place, Dogs, FINAL, final game, fred, ha, Higgins, home advantage, home final, Lads, Minecraft, Mr Higgins, must win, overtake, PORT, Secure, showdown, smp, the final, WIN

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7545
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Farms Harvested:	197	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	227
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Dogs are in! That’s right, we have a pack of wild dogs roaming around the server causing mischief and mayhem. Can you tame them and make them your loyal companions? Only time will tell.

2. Carlton got assaulted by Mr. Higgins. Who is Mr. Higgins, you ask? No one knows, but Carlton is out for revenge and he needs your help to take down this mysterious assailant. Will you join forces with Carlton or will you choose to fight against him? The choice is yours.

3. Fred must win to overtake Carlton’s place in the top 8. Forget about building cool structures or mining for resources, the real competition on this server is between Fred and Carlton. Will Fred be able to dethrone Carlton and claim his spot in the top 8? Only time will tell.

4. Port must win to secure a home final. What is a home final, you ask? No one knows, but Port is determined to win it at all costs. Will you join their team and help them secure victory, or will you choose to stand in their way and claim the title for yourself? The choice is yours, but remember, the stakes are high and the competition is fierce.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, drama, and hilarity that awaits you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

KinoCraft: The Return of the Lads – Best Minecraft Server

2016 elections, APPEAL, big screen, blockbuster, box office hit, Cinema, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, film, Kino, KinoCraft, Lads, menu, Minecraft, movie lovers, movie magic, movie night, must watch, Nostalgia, Popcorn, RETURN, Server, silver screen, Theater

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3971
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Get ready to dive into a Minecraft server so lit, it’ll make you question reality. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of creepers decided to throw a rave in the Nether. The music was bumping, the lava was flowing, and everyone was having a blast. But then, out of nowhere, a team of brave players swooped in on flying pigs and crashed the party. It was chaos, it was mayhem, it was EPIC. And that, my friends, is just a taste of the wild adventures waiting for you on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

NoFapCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, BROKEN, daydreamed, discipline, FANTASY, gooner, Lads, losing it, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, nofap, NofapCraft, perseverance, personal growth, Recovery, self-control, Server, Slave, Snap, succubus, temptation, Week 7

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5196
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	490	Dimension Hops:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Are you tired of being a broken gooner slave forever? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of the succubus! Our server is filled with magical creatures and adventures that will make you forget all about your nofap struggles. Plus, rumor has it that the rare diamond blocks on our server have the power to break any curse. So what are you waiting for? Join us and start your epic journey to freedom and glory!

Biome Baddies 2: Electric Boogaloo

#BioMasc, #dinnerideas, #freshair, #historicalfigure, #lastgame, Baddies, Biome, Boogaloo, Boys, Community, Conversation, Dinner, discussion, DYEL, Electric, employment, Femoids, FITNESS, Gaming, Lads, Masculinity, Opinions, Thread, Time

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3647
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Animals Bred:	117	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Buildings Constructed:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Welcome to the ultimate bro-tastic Minecraft server, where only the manliest of men are allowed. No femoids allowed here, sorry ladies! We’re all about flexing our muscles, playing the last game we played, and discussing our favorite historical figures while chowing down on some virtual dinner.

Join us if you want to engage in epic battles, build the most badass fortresses, and show off your gains in our virtual gym. Our community is all about supporting each other in our quest to become the ultimate alpha males of the Minecraft world.

So come on, grab your bros and join us for some serious fun and shenanigans. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a crazy adventure that will leave you laughing for days. See you on the server, bros!

Crafty Lads & Lasses

Amused, attraction, Basic, Boring, Crafty, data, Gender Roles, hobbies, horny, interests, Lads, Larping, Lasses, memes, Men, Obligations, obsessive thoughts, Politics, relationships, Sexuality, Stereotypes, video games, Women

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2270
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Are you tired of obsessing over women and looking for a new obsession? Look no further, because on our server, women will be the last thing on your mind!

Once you join our server, you’ll be transported to a world where women are a thing of the past. Instead, you’ll find yourself immersed in a world of politics, cool data, memes, and of course, video games!

Forget about basic and boring people, because on our server, you’ll be surrounded by the most outrageous and entertaining individuals you’ll ever meet!

So why obsess over women when you can join our server and obsess over building epic structures, defeating dragons, and exploring vast worlds?

Come join us today and say goodbye to your women-obsessed days forever!

Crafty Stacys and Lanky Lads Minecraft Server

alpha male, beta male, Chad, Crafty, DATING, envy, first date, Friend, hookup, Jealousy, Lads, lanklet, lanky, Masculinity, Minecraft, relationships, Server, short girl, social dynamics, Stacy, Stacys, Stereotypes, Tall, tall guy, unemployed, Universe

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7239
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the lankiest of lanklets can score with a Stacy on the first date! Our Chads live in a universe where the laws of physics don’t apply and where diamond swords are just a fashion accessory. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to prove that even the most unlikely hero can come out on top. Who needs a job when you can conquer the virtual world with your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of swagger? Come join us and see why this server is the place to be for all the cool kids (and lanklets) in town!

BagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, ARU, BagCraft, blue archive, Bounties, Chesed, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Event, Friends, From Opera 0068 with Love, general, guides, Kayoko, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Moonlight Dream, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, Server, ShiroKuro, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Ultimate

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5738
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Towns Built:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and crazy challenges that will leave you on the edge of your seat!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a horde of creepers start dancing around you like it’s a party! But don’t worry, our server has special events like the Moonlight Dream where you can battle against the Fury of Set in a field with light armor. It’s like a rave, but with more explosions!

And if that’s not enough, we have Total Assault challenges like ShiroKuro where you’ll face insane and tormenting obstacles with yellow damage. It’s like trying to navigate through a maze while being chased by a herd of angry cows!

But wait, there’s more! We have 2x bounties, commissions, and account XP boosts that will have you leveling up faster than you can say “creeper”. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Torahiko’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

Admiration, adoration, Adventures, Affection, Boyfriend, Caring, cheerful, Commitment, devotion, Happiness, joy, love, loyalty, Minecraft, partner, Passion, relationship, romance, Significant Other, smp, STRONG, Support, Torahiko, Torahikos

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5896
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find your own Torahiko! Our server is filled with handsome and charming players just waiting to sweep you off your blocky feet. Who needs diamonds when you have a supportive and loving Minecraft boyfriend by your side?

But be warned, not all relationships on our server are smooth sailing. Rumor has it that there’s a secret love triangle brewing between three players who just can’t seem to figure out who they want to be with. Will they choose love or diamonds? Only time will tell.

So come join us for a chance at finding your Minecraft soulmate or getting caught up in some drama that would make a soap opera jealous. Love is in the air on our server, and you won’t want to miss out on all the romantic shenanigans.

BabyPunisher Minecraft Server

aita, baby, BabyPunisher, Boundaries, Communication, cousins, family, family dynamics, germs, Labrador, Minecraft, moral high ground, Nursery, PARANOIA, parenting, Protect, relationships, Resentment, Server, Siblings, sister, tit for tat, toddlers

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2688
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3415
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Crops Grown:	1790	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13

Join our Minecraft server for some family drama and pet rivalry like you’ve never seen before! Are you ready to navigate the complex relationships between siblings, babies, and massive Labradors?

Experience the thrill of trying to schedule family meetups without offending anyone, all while dealing with the drama of who can bring their child or their pet. Will you be able to keep the peace and ensure that the cousins grow up close despite the obstacles in your way?

Join now for a chance to prove your skills in navigating family dynamics and pet preferences in the most outrageous way possible. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and hilarity? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

FosterCraftBabyNames

baby names, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Decision making, Expectations, family, foster care, FosterCraftBabyNames, Opinions, parenting, Pregnancy, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, Siblings, SIL, Support, Trauma, triggering, Understanding

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5663
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to reveal the gender or name of our first child until after they’re born! Why, you ask? Well, we don’t want any unsolicited opinions on our baby names, no sir! We’ve seen too many debates over spellings and gender-appropriate names, and we’re not here for that BS. So if you’re looking for a server where baby names are top secret, look no further!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just run into our SIL, who grew up in foster care and wasn’t adopted. She’s on a mission to make sure our baby names don’t trigger any traumatic memories for her. She’s not asking for much, just to approve every single name on our list. But don’t worry, we’re not letting her dictate our choices! We draw the line at letting her go through our entire list – that’s just too much, even for Minecraft drama!

So if you’re ready for some family name drama, trigger warnings, and secret baby names, come join our server! Who knows, you might even get a sneak peek at our baby’s name before anyone else (but don’t tell SIL)! 😉👶🍼 #MinecraftDrama #SecretBabyNames #TriggerWarningsGalore

TuneIn2Me Minecraft SMP

album reviews, artist spotlight, current playlist, favorite songs, Minecraft, Music, music charts, music community, music discovery, music discussion, music enthusiasts, music genres, music lovers, music playlists, music recommendations, music streaming, music trends, new releases, popular music, smp, top tracks, TuneIn2Me

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1352
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Star Shards Collected:	137	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Are you tired of listening to the same old boring tunes while mining for diamonds? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the mobs drop mixtapes instead of loot! Imagine fighting off a horde of creepers while jamming out to some sick beats. Plus, our resident DJ skeleton will be spinning the hottest tracks at our weekly block party. So come join us and turn your mining sessions into a lit dance party!

Bedrock Babes: Spice Up Your Game!

Babes, bedrock, Game, Spice

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2258
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7402
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the bedroom… I mean, in the game! Men, forget about wearing armor and boring old clothes, on our server, you can wear diamond-studded speedos or a leather thong to really turn heads. And ladies, don’t worry, we have plenty of options for you too, like a creeper-inspired lingerie set or a sexy Ender Dragon costume. Trust us, things will never be the same once you join our server. So what are you waiting for? Come on and join the fun!

AlarmCraft – Rise and Mine!

alarm clocks, alarm sound, AlarmCraft, daily habits, daily routine, digital age, digital alarms, global wake up call, mass awakening, millions of people, mobile devices, modern society, morning routine, phone alarms, repetitive sounds, Rise, shared experiences, smartphones, synchronized alarms, Technology, technology impact, waking up

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2379
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

haha u ever woke up to the same alarm as a million other peeps? well now u can wake up to the sound of chickens clucking on our EPIC minecraft server! join us for the most lit adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of diamonds!

our server is so cool, even herobrine himself is scared to log on. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and dragons that shoot fireballs out of their butts. if u join our server, u will be blessed with infinite diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn.

come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft community ever. we promise u will never want to log off, even when your mom yells at u to come eat dinner. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the minecraft madness begin!

SlaveCraft: RichLegislatorz

american history, ANCESTORS, Congressional wealth, economic advantage, education, generational wealth, historical injustice, historical wealth, INEQUALITY, legislative privilege, legislators, net worth, Race, RichLegislatorz, SlaveCraft, slaveholding, Slavery, societal impact, Wealth accumulation, wealth disparity, wealth gap, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1310
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Magic Items Found:	2141	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19

LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we uncover the scandalous link between slavery and Congressional wealth! Our players whose ancestors owned 16 or more slaves have an average net worth nearly $4 million higher than their colleagues without slaveholding ancestors – talk about a twisted plot twist!

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TemptationCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4945
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7601
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	7467
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	12

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