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Chunky Minecraft SMP Lad
$25k a month, baby gorilla, bucket of lard, chunky, CONTENT, Content Creation, earnings, entries, fat sack of shit, Jeff Gerstmann, lad, Minecraft, Minimum, nextlander, online creator, Patreon, patreon page, Podcast, podcasting, smp, streaming, STREAMS, Terrible, twitchJoin our Minecraft SMP server and escape the clutches of the fat sack of shit! We offer a sanctuary where you can build, mine, and survive without the constant bombardment of baby gorilla podcasts. Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous adventures that will make you forget all about Patreon pages and Twitch streams. So come join us and let’s create a world where the only fat sacks of shit are the ones we build out of blocks! -
”Piece of Craft Minecraft SMP”
achievement, BELIEF, better win, Competition, Confidence, Craft, Dedication, determination, encouragement, Goal, hard work, lad, Minecraft, motivation, optimism, perseverance, Piece, Piece of Sh*t, positivity, smp, success, Support, triumph, VictoryWelcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this lad who joined our server and instantly became a legend.This lad was just minding his own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a group of creepers started chasing him. But instead of running away like a scaredy-cat, this lad whipped out a carrot and started leading them on a wild goose chase through the forest. The creepers were so confused that they ended up blowing themselves up, leaving behind a trail of diamonds for this lad to collect.
And that’s just a taste of the crazy adventures you’ll have on this server. So if you want to be like this lad and win at everything you do, then join us now and become a Minecraft superstar!
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MLB badly wants LAD vs NYY, not NYM vs NYY Minecraft SMP
badly, baseball, Conspiracy, controversy, dodgers, Dodgers vs Yankees, Doomed, FIX, lad, matchup, mets, Mets vs Yankees, Minecraft, MLB, MLB scandal, NYM, nyy, PLAYOFFS, Rivalry, smp, sports, world series, YankeesAre you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!Join us if you want to witness the craziest shenanigans this side of the blocky universe. We’ve got players riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of themselves, and even organizing elaborate pranks involving TNT and chickens.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted access to the mystical realm of unlimited resources and enchanted gear.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the madness. Just remember, in this Minecraft SMP, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of infinite possibilities and absolute chaos!