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Chunky Minecraft SMP Lad

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6019
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Join our Minecraft SMP server and escape the clutches of the fat sack of shit! We offer a sanctuary where you can build, mine, and survive without the constant bombardment of baby gorilla podcasts. Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous adventures that will make you forget all about Patreon pages and Twitch streams. So come join us and let’s create a world where the only fat sacks of shit are the ones we build out of blocks!

”Piece of Craft Minecraft SMP”

achievement, BELIEF, better win, Competition, Confidence, Craft, Dedication, determination, encouragement, Goal, hard work, lad, Minecraft, motivation, optimism, perseverance, Piece, Piece of Sh*t, positivity, smp, success, Support, triumph, Victory

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7964
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	7019

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this lad who joined our server and instantly became a legend.

This lad was just minding his own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a group of creepers started chasing him. But instead of running away like a scaredy-cat, this lad whipped out a carrot and started leading them on a wild goose chase through the forest. The creepers were so confused that they ended up blowing themselves up, leaving behind a trail of diamonds for this lad to collect.

And that’s just a taste of the crazy adventures you’ll have on this server. So if you want to be like this lad and win at everything you do, then join us now and become a Minecraft superstar!

MLB badly wants LAD vs NYY, not NYM vs NYY Minecraft SMP

badly, baseball, Conspiracy, controversy, dodgers, Dodgers vs Yankees, Doomed, FIX, lad, matchup, mets, Mets vs Yankees, Minecraft, MLB, MLB scandal, NYM, nyy, PLAYOFFS, Rivalry, smp, sports, world series, Yankees

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1218
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Towns Built:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	27	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to witness the craziest shenanigans this side of the blocky universe. We’ve got players riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of themselves, and even organizing elaborate pranks involving TNT and chickens.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted access to the mystical realm of unlimited resources and enchanted gear.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the madness. Just remember, in this Minecraft SMP, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of infinite possibilities and absolute chaos!

Zoomer Girl’s Minecraft Server

BAG, Chatting, cutie zoomer girl, face to face, Girls, Korea, KTX train, lad, makeup, makeup artist, melt, Minecraft, missed connection, missed opportunity, proper, public transportation, SEATS, Server, Social Interaction, south korea, train ride, travel, Zoomer

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1997
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Dimension Hops:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Animals Bred:	170
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Join our Minecraft server and you might just find your own cutie zoomer girl fixing her makeup for hours in front of you! Who needs real-life interactions when you can have virtual ones with pixelated beauties? Plus, you never know, you might just find your virtual soulmate while mining for diamonds. So hop on the KTX train to our server and let the love (and creepiness) begin!

Squidward’s Block Party: Where Minecraft meets Bikini Bottom!

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5197
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2785
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Towns Built:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is as dull as a potato? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with characters that will make Squidward Tentacles look like the life of the party! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and more drama than a soap opera. Who knows, you might even run into a player who communicates solely through clarinet music. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

ZeusMC VS Hypixel

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Cross-Play, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, multiplayer gaming, New server, ONLINE, open world, role playing, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual community, virtual world, ZeusMC

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5098
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Ores Mined:	8693
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Hypixel

Aspect	Pros	Cons
Player Base	Large and active community	Can be overwhelming for new players
Game Modes	Diverse range of mini-games and modes	Server can experience lag due to high player count
Economy	Robust economy system with auctions and trading	Players may find it difficult to compete in the economy

ZeusMC

Aspect	Pros	Cons
Player Base	Small and close-knit community	Lack of players for larger-scale activities
Game Modes	Focus on immersive Survival experience	Limited variety of game modes
Upcoming Content	Promises new game modes based on community feedback	Subject to change based on community decisions

Frequently Asked Questions

1. Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel: Hypixel boasts a large and active community, offering a bustling online environment for players.

ZeusMC: ZeusMC has a smaller and close-knit community, which may be ideal for players looking for a more intimate experience.

2. What game modes do each server offer?

Hypixel: Hypixel offers a diverse range of mini-games and modes, catering to a wide variety of player preferences.

ZeusMC: ZeusMC currently focuses on providing an immersive Survival experience, with plans to introduce new game modes based on community feedback.

3. How is the economy on each server?

Hypixel: Hypixel features a robust economy system with auctions and trading, but it may be challenging for new players to compete.

ZeusMC: ZeusMC’s economy is still developing, offering opportunities for players to shape the economy as the server grows.

Crafty Merica Land: Where Creepers Fear the Bald Eagle

American, American dream, bald, Crafty, CREEPERS, Cultural differences, DATING, desire, eagle, fear, Foreign, Girlfriend, International, Land, Loneliness, long distance, longing, longing for love, love, Merica, missing, relationships, romance, single, tfw, unrequited love, Usa

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2949
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Animals Bred:	133	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing you had a USA American girlfriend to share your diamonds with? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find plenty of pixelated babes ready to team up and conquer the virtual world with you!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy build battles, and maybe even find your virtual soulmate along the way. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have a blocky beauty by your side, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the quest for love and diamonds begin!

BootyCraft: Where ‘Piracy’ is Just Another Word for Fun!

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1182
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	102979	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8847	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of missing out on all the high-speed action of Formula 1 because it’s too expensive in your country? Well, have no fear, because on our Minecraft server, not only can you build and explore to your heart’s content, but we also have a secret portal that transports you directly to the front row of every Formula 1 race! That’s right, forget about expensive subscriptions, just hop on our server and you’ll be zooming around the track with Lewis Hamilton in no time. Join now for the ultimate racing experience… and maybe a creeper or two trying to sabotage your pit stop!

Haru’s Oopsies SMP – No whitelist, just chaos and custom gear. Patch 1.20.4!

1.20.4, armor, Chaos, Custom, custom enchantments, custom structures, Discord, end fight, Gear, Geyser, Harus, Ip:, legendary weapons, Minecraft, negative status effects, NEW WEAPONS, Oopsies, Patch, PORT, reaper scythe, Server, smp, Souls, stat buffs, Tools, Viaversion, villager QOL plugins, Whitelist

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4131
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Enchantments Applied:	289

HaruSMP Overview

Features	Custom enchantments, custom structures, new weapons, armor, tools, villager QOL plugins, ViaVersion, Geyser
Legendary Weapons	One-time craft with special abilities, such as harvesting player’s souls after death for stat buffs
End Fight	Scheduled in a week

FAQ

Question	Answer
How many Legendary Weapons are there?	Currently 7, with one more coming soon!
How can I join the server?	Use the IP Address: 51.161.122.118 and Port: 25565
Is there a Discord server?	Yes, join our Discord at https://discord.gg/X7UXVNChdc

LOLcraft: Memes Come to Life

abandonment, Community, Digital, disbelief, ditch, EN branch, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet culture, Life, LolCraft, meme, memes, ONLINE, reaction, reaction video, shock, social media, surprised, trending, unexpected, viral

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1328
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Animals Bred:	130
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a meme come to life! We may have ditched the EN branch, but that just means we’re too busy having a blast on our server to worry about anything else.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us). Plus, rumor has it that if you can find the hidden portal to the Nether disco, you’ll unlock unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon named Steve.

So why wait? Come join our crazy, meme-tastic Minecraft server and see what all the fuss is about. Who needs the EN branch when you’ve got us?

Crafty Creepers & LOLcats: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9281
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ores Mined:	2161	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Enchantments Applied:	163	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’re all about reviving the bear, and not just any bear – the legendary Pedobear! Share your most outrageous Pedobear memes to scare off any hoes who dare to choose the bear. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So join us if you dare, and let the madness begin!

ᴍᴘꜱ – vanilla server Minecraft server

construction, Discord, Minecraft, Off Season, Politics, rp, Server, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7362
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

MPS is a vanilla Minecraft server, which is based on such areas as politics, RP and construction.The server is currently running a vanilla off-season. You can leave a request for the server in our discord: http://discord.gg/4MQYQseXdv

85.193.80.121:19132

Mining, Roleplaying, and Running from Creepers: The MineScape Extravaganza!

Active, Adventure, blog, Clue Scrolls, Cosmetics, CREEPERS, Discord, EXTRAVAGANZA, facebook, Friends, HANDCRAFTED, instagram, Interactive, Leaderboards, Minescape, Mining, mmorpg, Other, Pets, Quests, Rewards, Roleplaying, Running, Skills, Store, titles, twitter, Wiki

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6520
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mines Excavated:	1456
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

MineScape Overview

Features
Interactive Custom NPC’s and Mobs
Custom Quests

Beautiful handcrafted map
Clue Scrolls: Rewards for solving clue scrolls
Daily Rewards!
Pets, Cosmetics, Titles
Active Leaderboards

Links

IP: minescape.me
Wiki: https://minescape.wiki/
Latest Blog: DevBlog #40 Monk’s Friend Quest, Dailies & More
Store: https://store.minescape.me/
Discord: https://discord.gg/minescape

Socials

Facebook: https://facebook.com/minescape
Instagram: https://instagram.com/minescape
Twitter: https://twitter.com/playminescape

Plugins

MineScape
Dynmap

Rules

Read the rules here

PandaSteal VS Hypixel

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4907
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Hypixel	PandaSteal
Large player base	Lifesteal server concept
Diverse game modes	Less pay-to-win
Frequent updates	Good ping
Extensive features

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How many players can each server hold?

Hypixel: Hypixel can accommodate thousands of players at once due to its large player base.

PandaSteal: PandaSteal may have a smaller capacity compared to Hypixel, but it offers a unique lifesteal server experience.

2. Are there pay-to-win elements in the servers?

Hypixel: Hypixel is known for having some pay-to-win aspects, but they also offer fair gameplay for non-paying players.

PandaSteal: PandaSteal prides itself on being less pay-to-win, allowing all players to enjoy the game without feeling disadvantaged.

3. Can I expect good ping when playing on these servers?

Hypixel: Hypixel has dedicated servers and infrastructure to ensure a smooth gameplay experience with good ping for most players.

PandaSteal: PandaSteal also offers good ping to its players, making it easier to enjoy the lifesteal concept without lag.

CraftyVillagers: Where Creepers Can’t Find You

coping, CraftyVillagers, CREEPERS, depression, Despair, emotional, emptiness, fear, Find, HEARTBREAK, Insecurity, introspection, ISOLATION, Loneliness, longing, mental health, relationships, Sadness, self reflection, self-doubt, Support, Vulnerability, yearning

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8398
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Are you tired of wandering the vast Minecraft world all by yourself, with no one to share your epic builds or crazy adventures with? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about being alone again! Our community is so lively and active, you’ll have more friends than you know what to do with! Join us and say goodbye to loneliness once and for all!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and powerful weapons. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim its riches? Only one way to find out!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, a magical portal opens up on our server, leading to a dimension where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the wackiest adventure of your Minecraft life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and never be alone again /v/!