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Chunky Minecraft SMP Lad
Join our Minecraft SMP server and escape the clutches of the fat sack of shit! We offer a sanctuary where you can build, mine, and survive without the constant bombardment of baby gorilla podcasts. Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous adventures that will make you forget all about Patreon pages and Twitch streams. So come join us and let’s create a world where the only fat sacks of shit are the ones we build out of blocks! -
”Piece of Craft Minecraft SMP”
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this lad who joined our server and instantly became a legend.This lad was just minding his own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a group of creepers started chasing him. But instead of running away like a scaredy-cat, this lad whipped out a carrot and started leading them on a wild goose chase through the forest. The creepers were so confused that they ended up blowing themselves up, leaving behind a trail of diamonds for this lad to collect.
And that’s just a taste of the crazy adventures you’ll have on this server. So if you want to be like this lad and win at everything you do, then join us now and become a Minecraft superstar!
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MLB badly wants LAD vs NYY, not NYM vs NYY Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!Join us if you want to witness the craziest shenanigans this side of the blocky universe. We’ve got players riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of themselves, and even organizing elaborate pranks involving TNT and chickens.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted access to the mystical realm of unlimited resources and enchanted gear.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the madness. Just remember, in this Minecraft SMP, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of infinite possibilities and absolute chaos!
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Squidward’s Block Party: Where Minecraft meets Bikini Bottom!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is as dull as a potato? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with characters that will make Squidward Tentacles look like the life of the party! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and more drama than a soap opera. Who knows, you might even run into a player who communicates solely through clarinet music. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown! -
SauceCraft: Put It on Everything!
Are you tired of bland, boring Minecraft servers that leave you feeling unsatisfied? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate sauce that you’ll want to put on everything!Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret sauce recipe that will make your builds the envy of all your friends. Just sprinkle a little bit of our special sauce on your creations and watch them come to life in ways you never thought possible.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the flavor explosion that will leave you saying, “I put that shit on everything!”
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CraftyBlock Minecraft Server
so, liek, u kno how the US is all like “we don’t wanna make Russia mad”? well, this server is the total opposite! we LOVE antagonizing Russia, it’s, like, our favorite pastime! join us for some epic battles and drama that will make Putin’s head spin! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake)! come join the fun and stick it to the man, bro! -
ZelenskyCraft: Trumped Up Ukraine
so like, ukraine was all like “nah trump, we gonna do our own thing” and they voted for zelensky to be president even though there was martial law going on. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when you can join our EPIC minecraft server?! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time. come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever! who needs politics when you can build a giant taco in the sky?! -
Killer State, Kidnapper Capture
So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. You can, like, kill killers and capture kidnappers, all in the name of justice and stuff. It’s like, a total free-for-all of law and order, but in a Minecraft world. Join us if you wanna be a vigilante hero or something, and, like, fight crime with blocks and swords. It’s gonna be epic, bro. So, like, come on and join us, and let’s bring justice to this crazy blocky world together. -
Pill Popper’s Playhouse
yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like takin a birth control pill for ur competitive drive! u know dem natural fluctuations in fertility don’t mess with ur game, but once u pop dat hormonal contraceptive, u gonna be chillin like a villain.come join us and leave ur competitive spirit at the door, cuz we all about dat laid-back vibe on dis server. build some wacky creations, make some new friends, and just have a blast without all dat stress of tryna be da best.
so what u waitin for? come on over and see why dis server is da ultimate chill spot for all dem minecraft players out there. let’s get weird and have a good time together!