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GutCraft: Poopocalypse!

abdominal pain, Adults, Aging population, bloating, Bowel Movements, constipation, digestive disorders, Digestive health, Elderly, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, gut health, gut microbiome, GutCraft, human gut, Microbiome, microbiota, microorganisms, Poopocalypse, research, Seniors, trigger

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8142
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

So, like, yo, join dis Minecraft server cuz we got da cure for constipation, bro! Our virtual world is filled with magical microorganisms that will keep yo gut in check, no more bloating or abdominal pain, y’all! And get this, if you’re over 60, our server will literally make yo bowels move like never before, it’s like a virtual laxative, dude! So come on and join us, where constipation is a thing of the past and poopin’ is a party!

”SmiteCraft Server”

action, battle arena, Combat, competitive, divine powers, FANTASY, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gods, MOBA, multiplayer, Mythology, online gaming, Server, smite, Smite 2, Smite Bros, SmiteCraft, strategy, team-based, video game, Warriors

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	733
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	300
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Crops Grown:	5792	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon that will blow your mind – the Smite Bros! These guys are like the Avengers of Minecraft, except they’re all decked out in diamond armor and ready to kick some creeper butt.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who are known for their epic pranks and hilarious antics. You never know what they’ll do next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off the whole time.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare resources.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most epic Minecraft server of all time and prepare for a wild ride with the Smite Bros, the Blocky Bandits, and a whole lot of crazy adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SassySistersMC SMP – “Why are creepers so explosive?”

CREEPERS, discrimination, double standards, Emotional Abuse, explosive, female aggression, female anger, female competition, female empowerment, female insecurity, female resentment, female rivalry, female solidarity, gender inequality, gender stereotypes, hateful, Misogyny, SassySistersMC, sexism, smp, societal pressure, toxic behavior, toxic femininity, Women

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	349
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Potions Brewed:	61
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Votes:	836	Holy Grails Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Tired of getting griefed by creepers and zombies? Looking for a place where women aren’t constantly trying to steal your diamonds? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got a community of players who are all about building epic bases and going on wild adventures. Plus, our server is so safe that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Join us and leave those hateful women behind – it’s time to game in peace and harmony!

SisInLawSuxButILoveMinecraft

aita, baby shower, best friends, Canada, Communication, December 6, December 7, due date, eras tour, location sharing, maternity leave, nest egg, Pregnancy, San Diego, SELLING, SisInLawSuxButILoveMinecraft, sister-in-law, Taylor Swift, Taylor Swift fan, TICKETS, ultrasound pics, vancouver

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8078
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: You spawn in and immediately find yourself in a world where pigs fly and creepers dance to Taylor Swift songs. That’s right, we’ve got a special Taylor Swift-themed area where you can jam out while building your dream base.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is known for its epic baby shower events. That’s right, we throw the wildest baby showers in all of Minecraft. You never know what surprises await you, from baby zombies in diapers to diamond pacifiers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a strict “no nail tech stealing concert tickets” policy. So rest assured, your tickets to the Eras Tour are safe with us.

So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend who won’t ditch you for a nail tech. See you in the game!

SecretSMPProfessions

10. Art therapist, 11. Professional organizer, 12. Medical illustrator, 13. Hydrographer, 14. Music therapist, 15. Sommelier, 16. Certified fraud examiner, 17. Urban planner, 18. Aquarist, 19. Voice actor, 2. Ethnobotanist, 20. Ethical hacker., 3. Pet detective, 4. Forensic entomologist, 5. Food stylist, 6. Professional cuddler, 7. Disaster restoration specialist, 8. Ethical hacker, 9. Wildlife biologist, Cryptobotanist, SecretSMPProfessions

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	307
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Void Armor Forged:	10

Ever heard of a professional block stacker? Yeah, that’s right, on our Minecraft SMP we have a whole crew of block stacking experts who can build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you’ll never look at a pile of dirt the same way again.

And don’t even get me started on our resident lava diver. This guy has nerves of steel and can swim through lava like it’s nothing. He’s even found hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds at the bottom of lava lakes. It’s like a real-life (or should I say, Minecraft-life) Indiana Jones adventure.

But the real reason you should join our SMP is for the professional sheep whisperer. This guy can communicate with sheep on a whole other level, convincing them to do his bidding and create the most elaborate wool masterpieces you’ve ever seen. Plus, he’s got a secret stash of enchanted shears that can give you the fluffiest wool in all the land.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, come join us on our SMP and discover a whole new world of insane professions and crazy adventures.

MineCraftDreams

adventure sports, art classes, concert tickets, cooking classes, designer clothes, exotic destinations, fine dining, higher education, home renovations, investment opportunities, luxury experiences, MineCraftDreams, musical instruments, personal trainer, Professional development courses, Spa treatments, Technology gadgets, Traveling, vacation, Volunteer trips, Yoga retreats

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6226
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Emeralds Found:	8584
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Dimension Hops:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of being a peasant in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be a king without breaking the bank! Build your own castle, rule over your subjects (aka other players), and live out all your royal fantasies without having to deal with pesky taxes or rebellions.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can hope to defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest for riches and glory!

LymanCraft Minecraft Server

civilian casualties, Conflict, Destruction, devastation, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, global security, human rights violations, international law, Lyman sector, LymanCraft, military aggression, military intervention, military strategy, Minecraft, Russian forces, scorched Earth tactics, Server, Ukraine, War Crimes, WARFARE

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1695
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we got russian forces using scorched earth tactics in the lyman sector! it’s like a crazy war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of tanks and soldiers. watch out for the lava pits and exploding tnt, it’s a wild ride! if you’re looking for some intense action and chaos, this is the place to be. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting to be plundered. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a crazy adventure unlike anything you’ve experienced before!

CraftyKyivTargets

Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKyivTargets, diplomatic meetings, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical concerns, government officials, international diplomacy, international politics, Lawmaker, military strategy, negotiation tactics, peace talks, political tensions, security threats, Senior Ukrainian officials, targets in Russia, Ukraine-Russia relations, US-Ukraine alliance

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2619
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	9572	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

lol imagine if ukraine was actually just a minecraft server and the senior officials were just a bunch of villagers trying to trade with the biden admin for some sick loot. they gonna roll up to russia like “yo we got this list of targets, wanna help us raid their base?” and the lawmakers are just like “yeah sure, let’s do this fam”. join our server for epic pvp battles and diplomatic negotiations that will leave you questioning reality. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, but shh don’t tell anyone 😉. come join the madness and let’s conquer russia together!

AntibioticCraft

animal research, antibiotic guidelines., antibiotic misuse, antibiotic overuse, antibiotic policies, antibiotic regulations, antibiotic resistance, antibiotic stewardship, AntibioticCraft, antimicrobial drugs, antimicrobial resistance, Australia, drug resistance, human drug resistance, laboratory practices, Labs, new zealand, public health, Research Ethics, survey, Unregulated antibiotic use

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9079
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	New Chunks Explored:	910367
Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we have more antibiotics than a pharmacy! we got pigs poppin pills like there’s no tomorrow and cows chugging down antibiotics like it’s their last meal.

we did a survey of 95 labs and found out that 71% of them are using antimicrobial drugs in ways that could be avoided. but not on our server! we encourage the excessive use of antibiotics in animal research because why not?

join us and witness the chaos as our animals become super resistant to all kinds of drugs. who needs regular animals when you can have super animals on our server? come join the fun and see how long it takes for our animals to take over the world!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

Arafat, Brig. Gen. Yitzhak Segev, charter, Hamas, HamasCraft, independent Palestinian homeland, Intifada, Islamist group, Israel, Israel-Gaza conflict., Israeli occupation, israeli-palestinian conflict, media outlet, Minecraft, Muslim Brotherhood, nationalist Palestinian movement, Palestinian Islamists, Palestinian lands, Palestinian secularists, recognizing Israeli state, Server, two-state solution, uprising, Western support

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3628
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	335	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as shady as a covert operation? Look no further than our server, where we’ve got more twists and turns than a spy novel! Join us and uncover the secret alliances, backdoor deals, and political intrigue that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Ever wondered what it would be like to be a Brig. Gen. in charge of funding Palestinian Islamists to counter secularists? Well, on our server, you can live out your wildest espionage fantasies and create your own underground network of rebel factions. Just make sure to watch your back, because you never know who might be working for the other side.

Forget about building castles and farming crops, on our server, the real game is all about manipulating world events and shaping the future of nations. Join us and see if you have what it takes to outwit your enemies, forge unlikely alliances, and change the course of history. Just remember, nothing is as it seems in this world of political intrigue and secret agendas.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, trust no one and always keep your sword at the ready. It’s a dangerous world out there, but with the right strategy and a little bit of luck, you just might come out on top.